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It's the end of the year, talk about humor.

1. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

2. Words are spoken by people, farts are put by people, and they are just export gas. ...

3. Life is like a shower, with hot water in the wrong direction.

4. It is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!

5. Sending cigarettes instead of fire is just teasing me.

By the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age, so I played a joke on my friends.

Sometimes we are unhappy because we care too much about the feelings of others.

6. On the surface, everyone is playing with their brains behind them.

7. Grandfather comes from grandson. ...

8. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

9. The secret of longevity-keep breathing and don't die.

10. I didn't know until I went to the hospital that people are more likely to hang up than numbers.

By the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age, so I played a joke on my friends.

The heart is one inch wide and the road is ten feet wide.

1 1. Illness comes from the mouth, and disaster comes from the mouth. It is safest to shut up!

12. Love what you can't get, and ignore what is too easy.

13. By the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age. ...

14. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead.

15. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

By the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age, so I played a joke on my friends.

Everyone and everything, just have a clear conscience, don't force it if it's not yours.

16. at first glance, you are not so good, but at second glance, you might as well look fierce.

17. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

18. No matter how good it was yesterday, I couldn't walk back. No matter how difficult tomorrow is, we must keep our feet up and move on.

19. There is no constant promise, only endless lies.

20. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

By the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age, so I played a joke on my friends.

I am happy because I look down; I am happy because I am pessimistic.

2 1. My life creed is: live like a grandson for decades until you become a grandfather and then die.

22. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying wastes RMB.

23. People are not afraid of death. What they fear most is that they don't know how to live!