The English translator made a ridiculous joke.

The English translator made a ridiculous joke.

English jokes (1)

The teacher wrote a sentence on the blackboard: Time is money. And let the students translate. A student replied:? Tom is Mary. ? Xiaoming said to the teacher in English class: May I go to the toilet?

The teacher said, go. Xiaoming sat down. After a while, Xiao Ming said to the teacher, May I go to the toilet?

The teacher said, go.

Xiaoming sat down again. The classmate next to me couldn't help asking: Didn't you tell the teacher to go to the toilet? Why not go?

Xiao Ming said: You didn't hear the teacher say "Fuck you"!

English jokes (2)

One day, Liu Hongtao met a foreign guest. He came forward and said, I'm Liu Hongtao, and the foreign guest said, I'm TM or square seven!

English jokes (3)

When Jiang Qing met with foreign guests, she asked the translator to translate strictly according to her meaning and not go out of shape. As soon as the foreign guests saw Jiang Qing, they immediately kowtowed to her and said, "Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." When translating, Jiang Qing was furious and wanted to be modest. Where? where? .

The translator did not dare to neglect, and translated Jiang Qing's words into English: "Where? Where? " The foreign guests were dumbfounded, and this. People, asking where the beauty is, simply kowtow to the end: "everywhere, everywhere."

Translation:? You are beautiful everywhere. ? Jiang Qing is happier, but always be polite: It's not true. It's not true? . The translator was quickly translated into English: "Don't look, don't look."

English jokes (4)

It is said that on a certain day, in a certain month, three archers gathered together to compare arrows and aimed at the apple on the servant's head ten feet away. The archer picked up his bow and whistled a long shot. The sharp arrow hit the apple. A proudly raised his chin, gave a thumbs-up and said, "I'm Hou Yi! 」

Archer b shot the apple according to the script, and this time he shouted arrogantly, "I am Cupid!" 」

It's C's turn, and he also bows and arrows! This result is exactly what the servant wants. It took him a long time to stammer out a sentence: "I ... I ... I ... am; Amplitude modulation (Amplitude modulation) ... Sorry ... "

English jokes (5)

If someone studies English hard, he will succeed in the end. One day, I accidentally bumped into a foreigner in the street. I said, I'm sorry.

The foreigner replied, I'm sorry, too.

Hearing this, someone added: I'm sorry, three.

The foreigner was puzzled and asked, What are you sorry for?

Some people have no choice but to say, I'm sorry.

English jokes (6)

A passenger from Japan, on the way to the airport by taxi, saw a car passing by and said, Oh, TOKOTA! Made in Japan! It's very fast! ? Another car passed by and he said, Oh, Nissan! Made in Japan! It's very fast! ? The driver is a little unhappy and thinks he is too noisy! When the third car passed by, he was still saying, Oh, Honda! Made in Japan! It's very fast! ?

Later, when I arrived at the airport, the Japanese asked, How much is it? The taxi driver said, 1000! ?

The Japanese asked the driver in surprise: Why is it so expensive? The taxi driver replied:? Oh, the odometer! Made in Japan! It's very fast! ?

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