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How to persuade a defeated woman to buy a domestic mobile phone?
Wang Da: Miao, just like you, you use the feeling of Gionee's mobile phone. Why not consider making domestic mobile phones?
Meow: Go away, fairies don't need it? Is Pan only thirsty? ∠ Food? Bored? Only? Still awkward? Hiking? Telephone 8plus.
Wang Da: A few years ago, it was great to have an Apple phone. When you get it, your friends will look around and praise it. Now, nobody cares whether you buy 8P or not. Moreover, the current price of 8P is maintained at around 6000. It is estimated that it will take several months to scrimp and save on wages to buy such an expensive mobile phone.
Conversely, look at the price of domestic mobile phones. Except Huawei, whose mobile phone price can reach 4000? For example, the best-selling Huawei Glory 9, the price is only 2299, which can be as low as 1899 under various coupons on Dog East. For example, the price of Xiaomi 6,4+64 hacked by you is also 2299 on Dog East. So your Apple phone is equal to three millet, or three glory. Imagine what it's like to have three mobile phones at the same time. Of course, you are not stupid enough to buy three mobile phones at the same time. However, you can still buy a domestic mobile phone plus a sweeping robot and an air purifier that you have always wanted to buy. Your sweeping robot and air purifier will continue to serve you when others change their mobile phones.
Miao Miao: Domestic mobile phones are really rubbish. Six months later, they got stuck. I will never buy a domestic mobile phone again.
Wang Da: Let's not talk about domestic mobile phones. Let me ask you, what are the advantages of Apple's mobile phone?
Miao Miao: What are the advantages? Well, that's more. Apple's mobile phone system is very smooth
Wang: What else?
Miao Miao: Well, you can pretend to be forced.
Wang: What else?
Miao Miao: Well, well, Apple's mobile phone system is smooth and can be forced.
It seems that most people can only answer these questions. Wang then asked: What about its shortcomings?
Miao Miao: No.
Wang: No? Then I'll tell you, first of all, Apple phones don't support fast charging. At present, all mainstream flagship Android phones do not support this function. Secondly, Apple's system is closed and has no folder function. Apple's mobile phone can only look at photos when connected to the computer, not OTG. Downloading the APP is very troublesome. Simply put, use it if you like, and leave if you don't need it. There is also a small battery capacity. Even Apple is embarrassed to announce this, but I know that the battery capacity of iPhone 8 is 182 1mAH, while the battery capacity of iPhone8 Plus is 2675mAH. What age, such a small capacity is still in use. You know, domestic mobile phones have long exceeded 3000mAH. Finally, can you tell 6 from 8?
Xiao Miao hesitated. She looked at Wang Da and said that Apple's mobile phone has its own subtitles besides its loud volume.
Wang Da: Then let's look at the progress of domestic mobile phones in recent years ~ ~
You said to have a big battery every day. Ok, here is 4000mAH. Also, you have two cards? Do you want dual cards and dual standby? And or card slot into one! Miao Miao: Wait, what is AND or card slot?
Wang: That is to say, you can put an eye shadow tray or a liquid foundation in your cosmetic bag.
Miao Miao: Oh. Then I still have to put a big red bottle, a small black bottle and a small black bottle.
Wang: Have you had enough? By the way, didn't you say you wanted a small screen? All right, make a mini version!
Miao Miao: I don't like small ones?
Wang: OK, do you want a big screen? Make a max version! Also, don't you mind that your 6 is charging too slowly? Now domestic flagship mobile phones are equipped with fast charging. Moreover, mobile phones can be used as remote controllers and bus cards. There is also the ability to automatically optimize the beauty of your old face when taking selfies. I seem to see domestic mobile phone manufacturers obsequiously looking at you, wholeheartedly satisfying your wishes, and you still want the Ouba who looks down on you.
Actually, I don't know when the phone was labeled. Apple mobile phone = face, domestic mobile phone =? Pan Jun K? Yu? What is currency? Awkward? Sister in law ┑ neon baking? Are you bored? What is the beauty of cooking? Cut it? Mei Award Quail said Naxian? What happened to the emperor? What can we get? If our hearts are strong enough and we have super personality charm, maybe we will stop paying attention to these. Of course, I hope Chinese people can be rational and understand that even the best mobile phone has no call record, and even the highest configuration is just a tool to make you addicted.
Speaking of which, the king looked at Miao Miao as if he had become a mentor in other people's lives and cultivated a patriotic young woman by the way.
Xiao Miao said, what you said is very reasonable. In fact, Apple 8 is really useless. Not even comparable to domestic mobile phones. Then I'll buy an iphoneX.
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