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I left my wife and children alone. At this moment, an unexpected guest appeared, and I was deeply attracted by this girl.

Angie, the runaway wife of the tyrant

Shu Jinxi originally thought that her boyfriend's protection for her sister was entirely out of brother and sister's affection. So she chose to stay by his side and tolerate his moodiness with gentleness. Unexpectedly, in his eyes, there was only "her" from beginning to end-when she learned that he was going to marry his sweetheart, she understood that she should be a substitute, left silently and quit his life. ...

Ding Haolun loved her unrelated sister since she was a child. I will associate with Shu Jinxi, not only to reassure my family, but also because she is a bit like my beloved "her". However, on the eve of his dream of marrying his sister, the figure of his girlfriend somehow occupied his mind, and he couldn't get rid of it-no, he had to get her back and find out what was going on!

Angie's imprisoned bride

Gu is handsome and tall, with superior ability, but his personality is indifferent, like a robot.

He readily agreed to his parents' forced marriage because he had never loved any woman-

But the woman who broke into his office and dared to look back at him made him interested!

For her sake, he decided to divorce his quiet and obedient wife and pursue "true love".

Who knows that his "true love" is boring in a few days.

Let him involuntarily and uncontrollably "miss" his ex-wife. ...

Yang Shuyun can't believe that her lifelong event has been decided!

But her father is just a family driver. How can she refuse to marry the master of the family?

After marriage, she gave birth to a daughter for him and even fell in love with her husband unconsciously.

Although the two have always respected each other like ice, she also thought that life would go on like this. ...

But then he told her that he had found true love, so he wanted to abandon their mother and daughter? !

Angie abandoned her wife overnight.

In the impression of longing for cold smoke, Li is always weak and pitiful. Who knows that she is actually a femme fatale who can play tricks! In order to attract his attention, she even designed Friends and took a death flight-he would not let go of the murderer of his fiancee and vowed to let her taste the pain of death. ...

Li is a beautiful stewardess that everyone envies. Elegant in temperament, she secretly loves her fiance, colleague and friend Mu Lengyan. Maybe it's a trick of God. Suddenly, a plane crash not only took her friend's life, but also made her have a further relationship with "that man"-but she never expected that his tenderness and closeness were all aimed at revenge for his girlfriend. ...

White is confusing and romantic.

"The person who loved first lost!"

This is the love password of the "beauty" in the shopping mall.

Don't be too enthusiastic until your boyfriend says anything.

Even if you suppress love, keeping your distance will be mysterious.

But as long as he is willing to show love, she is also willing to show weakness.

It's just that this wish has failed. ...

Until his first lover appeared, the plot plummeted.

He became a "Windsor version" that only loved beauty but not Jiangshan.

Turning around with "old love" and not even saying sorry.

It happened that a strong woman did not have the magnanimity of "adult beauty".

She covered her heart and dropped a huge bomb-

If you're going to hell, there's no reason for her to be the only one involved!

Danxia demon's agreement

Scumbag! Just because her brother kidnapped his fiancee, she was tricked into coming to this island for house arrest, ready to let her marry him, be a production machine, and be responsible for giving birth to "little people"! Hum! No, die! Although she can't fly out of the cage, she will never let him succeed. Without blinking an eye, she picked up the knife and showed it to him-alas! It's a pity that she became Yan's neighbor, so she had to continue to endure his demonic torture. The most unfair thing is that he allowed himself to keep a mistress, but he didn't allow her to make friends with the opposite sex! Really, really bad! But it is undeniable that in the face of his wave after wave of strong demands, her heart gradually fell and she could not extricate herself. She reminded herself that there was only desire but no love between them, and she could never fall in love with him! However, when she heard his heartbreaking call for "her" in her dream, she couldn't help crying and realized that she would always be a substitute for "her" ...

The square butterfly pillow doesn't bark

He had to marry his father's woman in order to take over as president.

He is full of love and care,

In order to make her fall from heaven to hell and comfort her ex-girlfriend,

I didn't expect this vicious woman to be cruel enough to kill the child in her belly.

Hurt his favorite sister,

He can't send her to hell, imprisoned in heaven,

But she dared to visit her relatives on the pretext that she would never come back.

Pretending to be innocent and hurting his heart,

Is the witch innocent?

He decided to let her fly solo for three years and then succeed in one fell swoop. ...

Sword Shadow Apollo touched my heart.

He is her sun god Apollo,

Is the light of her life, her master.

Since the age of 20, she has fantasized about becoming his wife.

Among the five families in Yin Yan,

His inaccessibility and eccentricity are well known,

But she doesn't care, as long as she can secretly love him,

When he is sick and hungry, he provides delicious food.

She is an expert in cooking and already feels very happy.

I thought I received a gold necklace from him on White People's Day.

Chocolate, he accepted her love,

Oh, I just thought that the long secret love finally paid off.

Unexpectedly, she kindly took in a lost dog halfway.

This made her Apollo fall in love with the dog owner. ...

Mo Xi doesn't love you, so work hard.

Once, she thought she was very happy;

However, he crushed her heart to pieces with betrayal.

She still has a residual temperature from last night.

When her nose was still full of his breath,

He took another woman by the hand. ...

His marriage to her is a disgrace.

His life never presupposes or welcomes her intervention,

So, he chose to ignore her coldly.

It's just that she has no regrets,

Let him feel deeply guilty. ...

Long live Miss Pego!

Yu Yue's father abandoned his wife and daughter, and her mother made up for her daughter's deficiency.

Even the person she secretly loves will help her "get" by hook or by crook!

She was foolish enough to think that her husband really fell in love with her before she readily agreed to be engaged.

Unexpectedly, after the disclosure, it made her feel ridiculous-

She was abandoned by the man she loved deeply after her wedding night, and there was no time to explain anything!

She just wants her husband to give her some love, because her heart has fallen. ...

Gentle, polite and simple words, what is hidden under the indifferent appearance is an arrogant and conceited soul.

He never imagined that it was necessary for him to sacrifice his color in order to keep his family business!

That lovely girl who looks beautiful and spotless has such a deep heart? !

First, threaten him to marry her by despicable means, and then win sympathy with a delicate and touching face;

She thinks he is a magnanimous person, and a few tears can make him smile and forget his hatred.

Since he made her wish to be Lian's second wife-don't blame him for ruthlessly breaking her dream!

The clouds are raging and the fire is raging.

This is the hundredth day of marriage, but Feng Xiaoqiao's marriage has been declared dead. She used to think that she and her husband were childhood friends, two of a kind. Unexpectedly, everything is a cruel lie. It turns out that her husband is already another woman's lover, and she is just a third party in love. She once thought that he really loved her, so she would grow old together. Who knows that his gentleness to her is just a show and perfunctory. Today, give it back to him, give him the life he wants, this beautiful dream, and she is completely awake. ...

In order to satisfy his stepfather's wish, Fei Jingyan accepted this loveless marriage. Even though his little wife is obedient and considerate to him, his heart is always attracted by the beautiful people he has been dating for several years, at least … he always thinks so. The moment Xiao Qiao refused to leave, his heart ached. He has never tasted such bitterness. Is this love? If he doesn't realize it until now, can it be redeemed?

He flew to the branch and became a crow.

With what?

Dad made a mistake and asked him to make amends?

There are many women around him, but he wants to marry this thin bamboo pole!

Fool! She thinks he loves her very much, whatever!

Anyway, it's just to make dad happy, and that hypocritical woman didn't marry him for money!

What? She's pregnant with his baby?

Stop it! So accurate? Just once, and ...

God, is his future life cursed?

Tang Xin seduced a witch.

As a family heir, Feng Tianyu, who is unsmiling, introverted and deeply rooted,

I did my duty-I gave up the woman I loved and agreed to a business marriage.

He clearly told his wife that he would not love her, and they were just a contract!

Strangely, the girl married him happily without complaining or resentment. !

Is she too nervous or has ulterior motives? There must be something wrong with this. ...

Nie Ruoying knows that behind her dream wedding, it is just a realistic business marriage.

Although her husband has "choked" that he won't love her, it doesn't matter-

She wants to touch his heart with the power of a smile and get his love!

Just when everything was improving, an unexpected guest broke into her marriage. ...

She lost her smile and strength to support her, and then she realized-

No matter how hard she tries, her heartless husband will not love her after all. ...

Wen Xin nodded, okay?

"I hope we can separate peacefully ..." Fang Xingya really wants to strangle herself! Is he possessed or something, even with shen put forward such a request? ! And the result? As soon as I was separated from Shen, I woke up and regretted it terribly! In the past, she took care of everything, like drinking beer and eating beef noodles; She always drinks with him quietly, and it is natural to listen to him and be considerate. Now off work, there is no light waiting for him to go home; Tired, no one gave him a warm hug and a gentle smile. He finally understood that the most important person in this world is Shen, and the most important thing is her love. As long as she gives him another chance, as long as she can come back, he is willing to obey and suffer. ...

Wei Wu is just because of love.

She was twenty-four years old that year. She thinks it is a kind of happiness to be with the person she loves. So, she married a man who didn't care about her for a second. She was wronged, she swallowed her words and tried not to collapse in front of him; Just for him? Look, he asked to leave ... only, she was willing to leave and give him what he wanted; Just because of love.

Luo Yin, as long as you love me.

Since she discovered her feelings for him, she has been in endless pain. She chased his back, but he only saw her good friend and wanted to express her love for him. She gave herself to him through drunkenness. Although he didn't love her, he insisted on marrying her to show his responsibility. In order to change his rude impression, she tried to learn cooking. She is willing to give everything for him like a fool in love, but to him, she is just a wife who comes to the door automatically. Without her, how could she go to the enterprise? Divorce not only liberated him, but also liberated her. ...

The woman who has been infatuated for many years married the groom, but not him. Looking at people's kindness and love, he can only taste the bitter wine of lovelorn alone. This sentence is so right. He took her as a sweetheart under the infatuation of his eyes, and his dead heart came back to life under her strong love. He always thought that he liked the gentle type of woman, and her prickly behavior made him never treat her like a woman, and finally realized that his feelings for her were.

I can't keep love in my dreams.

This man can easily steal her heart, but he can also easily destroy everything she has, just like blowing away dust.

He denied his wife's identity, brazenly took his girlfriend home for the night and treated her with cruel words.

Knowing that she is not a woman who loves money, she insists on labeling her as a humble woman.

Moreover, she never restrained her nominal husband, nor did she ask him about staying out all night and lingering among flowers.

I stayed in the corner and waited silently, waiting for him to look back and see himself, but he didn't!

It was not until his legs were crippled and women left one after another that he discovered that he had been with himself.

It was the woman he wanted to divorce, but the damage was irreparable.

When he understood his heart and expected to know his wife three years later,

She resolutely decided to jump out of the cage of marriage and return him. ...

Husband who came out of the hole to trade

Mean! The chairman of Wen's enterprise, who made waves in the shopping mall, did not hesitate to spend huge sums of money to secretly attack his innovative Guanyun technology in order to coerce him to marry the daughter of Wen's family who adored him? Can't do it! However, just as he flatly refused, news came that his lover had married someone else. Very well, he will marry the spoiled daughter who does not hesitate to break up a couple, and then get back the insult from her twice! After marriage, he was picky about his spoiled baby daughter and deliberately made things difficult. Unexpectedly, instead of contradicting her, she took his words as an imperial edict. Because of pretending, she went to perm her hair and looked forward to praise like a child. She will always be a password, an action, smart and obedient, teaching him to be upset! No matter how humble she is, she can't get his love.

Jess Weng married his wife.

A "fiance" didn't even show up for the engagement.

Destiny is doomed, and the future marriage life will be very different.

Agree to marry into a rich family, not because she is vain,

The marriage of interest alliance, she has long known that there is no possibility of happiness.

But is there a "possibility"

Maybe he will be more serious, because she cares. ...

If you get married just to trap yourself-

Yan Xudong won't find a trap to jump in!

He, who has always loved playing with flowers, agreed to get married just for a bigger one.

But she not only waited for him to come home, but also dared to be caring and attentive to him? !

Her "virtuous" gentleness like a "wife" not only annoyed him-

Jess Weng's next wife.

As long as it is what he wants, he can't escape!

Even women are no exception.

Shang Yingxi, his fiancee, dared to stand him up on the day of engagement.

If you want to hide abroad, you can escape from his wings? !

No one can turn his back on him with impunity,

Her entreaties will bring him great happiness. ...

Shang Yingxi always thought that Hei Yaosi really loved himself.

At least, before seeing him and his sister, dressed in rags, pestering each other-

In order to heal the wounds in her heart, she had to go far away.

Unexpectedly, after returning to China, I was faced with the wedding of my sister and "him".

Now she can only protect her heart with indifference to avoid being hurt again. ...

Ancient series

Zhang Ting has many lovers.

She thought she was married to a Mr Right,

But on their wedding night, he fucked her and left.

Well, she's not that easy to get rid of,

She wants to win his heart with the virtue of being a good wife and mother!

Therefore, she diligently builds courtyards, is filial to her mother-in-law and is close to her sister-in-law. ...

No way, why does everyone suddenly change color when she mentions her sister-in-law

The mystery in my heart is still unsolved,

Her heartless husband obeyed his mother's orders and married a concubine.

And that concubine's face is more and more like-sister-in-law!

It turns out that her husband loves her sister-in-law!

She finally died and accepted the cruel fact.

Unexpectedly, her heartless husband became affectionate to her again.

Let her not know whether he is interested in her. ...

Luo Ji's divorce code

Qin Xiaori, a romantic and elegant master of the Qin family, always has a lover in his heart.

Since they met, he felt sorry for her loneliness and hunger.

When Qin's old enemy raided, he did not hesitate to protect himself and almost lost half his life. ...

Even in order to solve her aphrodisiac poison, throwing caution to the wind and taking the initiative to "dedicate" ...

Unexpectedly, after he was "ravaged", he was kicked away again. Did he express his wrong feelings? !

Li Er is a poor little girl who nobody loves. Fortunately, Xiaori's brother loves her the most.

Who knows that an upheaval turned a beautiful woman into a bodyguard,

I am on tenterhooks every day. I'm afraid something will happen to my noble young master. ...

Until the peerless chief dared to seduce her master openly,

Her vinegar bucket was flooded, and the end of her life was to give him away? !

Hey! She is not a guard who pretends to be Qin. Give me back my young master. ...

Princess Jiwei Hugh

Does he, he, he have no conscience?

Today is the night he spent with her!

He dared to "choke" her, saying that he stole the fishy smell and had a woman. ...

Although men in this era are well off,

However, she, she, she ... I really don't want to be tasted before eating.

Hum! She is the eight-person sedan chair of the real lady who came back to marry!

Try every means to win back his heart and save some face. ...

What? Forcing doesn't work! Then ..... She had to change to soft attack!

Hey hey hey! Are you kidding?

She violated the principle of letting him enjoy all the happiness, and tried her best to please and cater to him. ...

Unexpectedly, he still deliberately alienated her like a poisonous snake and a beast.

Even called her a snake heart with a fairy face. Wow!

She is really dumb to eat Rhizoma Coptidis, and she can't tell how bitter it is!

Since they are you, go your way and I'll go my single-plank bridge.

She simply took the initiative to divorce her husband and packed up and went home. ...

But the ex-husband has a small nose and small eyes, and he doesn't want to let her go, so he is in a hurry to catch up. ...

Poor Chloe, poor Chloe!

Considering the national interests, he succumbed to his mother's forced double bride.

However, the unwillingness she taught him was gradually replaced by erratic feelings.

I'd rather take a gourd ladle of weak water for her.

Unexpectedly, she was spoiled and arrogant beyond measure.

First, make things difficult for the cook to cook snacks day and night, and then speak ill of his mother.

Even disturb his work, inquire about his whereabouts, and even be slapped by details from time to time.

What makes him most angry is tearing up his treasured portrait for no reason.

Open the authority of the king of a country, she can be so provocative?

She's digging her own grave. He won't get well easily!

As a member of the royal family, it is her bounden duty to fulfill the in-laws agreement.

I thought I could find happiness like my sisters after I got married.

It never occurred to me that I didn't realize that I was not happy until I knew about love.

The fact that she can't have children makes her rolling in the deep.

I also taught her that her life was full of mistakes from the beginning.

Weakness was the first mistake she made, and the second mistake was promise and kiss.

Falling in love with him is a key mistake, and getting his whole-hearted love is the biggest mistake!

For the sake of royal inheritance, even if she doesn't give up, she must bite the bullet and break her love.

Never become a sinner through the ages because you covet his special favor. ...

Pity Ji

Twenty years ago, she was destined to be his.

She believes that dad's arrangement can't be wrong.

You can spend the night, but she lifted the red veil and raised her glass alone.

I've never even met the groom.

It turns out that Mr. Lang had a sweetheart a long time ago, and meeting the bride was only caused by forced marriage.

Don't blame her for the worthless Spring Festival Gala!

There is a saying that if there is no godsend,

It's hard not to give up on her

It is his absence every night that makes her feel comfortable.

But from the first sight, she was puzzled by this handsome and peerless man.

Especially, he always likes not to humiliate her in front of others.

However, I wonder if he took her out on a whim.

I moved back, too, because I was not happy that there was no breath of him in my boudoir.

But it didn't last long,

He cut off her dream with trumped-up charges.

Even the first round of marriage was just to punish her.

Even said coldly: she will never get his love in her life. ...

Princess Luo Ji is blind.

Simon Lingyin, who has always been known for being unruly,

Many women flock to him just to win his favor.

But the little wife who dared to hide from him was the first-

Don't, she thought she was a princess of the Tang Dynasty, and she was really arrogant?

What's more, she is still a "disabled girl" in the way!

I don't care how many women I give him, but the wife he admits will always be "her" ...

What kind of woman wants to be treated as an abandoned wife on her wedding night?

But Li Jinglan, the daughter of a noble royal family, is willing to bear all this.

Just because she is a wife who will only bring trouble to her husband.

Although this man is her husband, he also plundered a lot from her.

But he never gave her a bad look, especially when there was "another person" in his heart.

However, in the face of his repeated teasing, how can she not indulge herself?

Luo Ji Virgin Fujin

Amar said that if you marry someone and become their daughter-in-law, you should treat your husband as the sky and the land.

Hmm! She knows! She knows! No matter what he says, she obediently does it.

It's just that Qiao Yun can't figure out why this man who is said to get along with the quilt,

Not only did he steal wine from her mouth as soon as he saw her, but he also bit her every night.

Let her wake up the next day and feel sore all over, even without the strength to get out of bed.

Although she doesn't hate him "eating" her! But he doesn't seem to know how to control it ...

What's going on here? On their wedding night, he had two companions "sheep"? !

Is he in the wrong room? She fell asleep when she was supposed to be wearing Hippa!

But it's okay, anyway, he is going to, no matter who he marries, he won't touch or ignore it.

So, no matter how much trouble she makes and how many jokes she plays, he looks on coldly.

However, looking at her sincere and bright smile, ten elder brother Zhang Yong had to admit:

He was a little sympathetic to Fujin, whom the grandmother showed him. ...

Yan Zhengyan Xigege

Hao Yun Baylor, who is famous all over the city, is a first-class archer.

Handsome and extraordinary, noble and cold.

Since the age of ten, Saixixi Gege of Qin Yi Wang Fu has been

He is bent on pursuing his indifferent image. ......

We have known each other for six years, and that girl always plunges into his arms.

Still so reckless, he made no secret of his love for him.

At this time, she looks particularly bright and moving.

It's rare to stop and show shyness.

-She loves him? Nothing new!

However, he doesn't mind repeating it again to make her completely dead.

Cousin Green Joe, please sit on your heart.

What? ! She was a foreign girl since she was a child.

Now I'm getting married on New Year's Day,

No, she didn't,

Her great dream of traveling around the world has not yet come true!

Besides, she wants to go to a foreign church.

A man who promises to love his wife for life,

I won't marry Lord Baylor who knows three wives and four concubines,

But Amar desperately wanted her to get married, so she had to accept her fate.

But she can't guarantee that she will be a quiet bride.

Guli is a bright red wedding dress.

Hum! She insisted on a dress as white as snow, which was taboo to anyone.

I was angry that my husband's family abandoned her,

But how can the groom be the benefactor who helped her finish the wedding dress?

He said he would break off his engagement to her,

She said yes, yes,

He won't have to lose face to take a concubine the next day!

Yu Shu has the ability to control her husband.

No ..... He found out that she set him up and divorced her on purpose?

But she's the one who keeps saying she doesn't love her!

He is the one who only worships her, but doesn't want to go far!

So she doesn't love this messy marriage?

Why does he look at her "next wife" with such eager eyes?

This made her-she had that throbbing feeling again. ...

No, no, no. This must be an illusion! The so-called throbbing,

It's just a fantasy caused by dizziness,

She didn't want him for a long time-

But, but this time he seems really willing to marry her,

Is she going to marry Feng Jialang to be Feng's wife again?

It seems that ... we have to test how much he loves her. ...

I hope you can have pity on me.

She wants to be his wife because of a Yu Pei?

Look at her bones. She doesn't cry or laugh, just like a log.

Want to be his mistress in Nanling Palace? !

Oh! As a maid, he still thinks her hands and feet are not sharp enough!

Hum! It's a pity that her parents went through a lot of hardships to take her in.

If he doesn't borrow or owe her, why must he marry her? !

Is she okay with it? It doesn't matter if you're not a lady?

Damn it! She still wants to stay away from him. !

Not afraid of him, just too lazy to talk to him? !

Damn it! She's even going to cancel her book? !

Damn it, damn it.

She treated a "xianggong" like him as a coward and wanted to walk away? !

All right! She dares to play hard with him,

Don't blame him for playing dirty with her! ——

Feathers are dyed pale yellow by gold.

In the world of bitter children, there are always only two colors: genus and white.

Marry someone different,

It is already the greatest happiness for her disabled people.

His gentleness and thoughtfulness made her forget her shortcomings and taste the first time.

But I never imagined that when she gave up her heart without reservation,

Unexpectedly, I found my infatuation abandoned by him.

Her only use is a pawn he used for revenge. ...

In order to wash away the stigma of my concubine, Cang obtained the power of the family business by any means.

Will marry this weak southern woman, will only use her as a tool to seize power.

Her delicate and touching and wholehearted trust touched his heartstrings unexpectedly.

I didn't expect her delicacy to be a disguise,

Under the simple appearance, competition hides deep scheming.

No one has ever been able to get away with it after teasing and cheating him.

He will definitely let her know. If he betrays him, only life is worse than death …

Yan Zheng shui Ji

As soon as Yunfa covered her forehead, she was sent to Yu by her father.

Fresh and tender personality has not been cut.

The arrogant Baylor served him.

High above, more expensive than anyone else.

He always stood up to her.

The moving frog declared her his property and took pleasure in bullying her.

/kloc-at the age of 0/8, he forcibly took her first kiss on the grounds of asking for money.

However, all this is only the beginning.

After three years' absence, now he has a new concubine.

Go home with honor and arrogance like a king. ......

Zi yue hong Yan Jun Qing

Hey! He's getting married,

Lao Tzu fought his way out of the alien,

Impose an arrogant and willful princess on him,

Let the quasi-yuan be a poor concubine,

He is a general today,

How can you be so slaughtered?

Leave this golden branch and jade leaf alone in the empty boudoir every night,

See who's good?

I didn't expect her to have an affair with her brother.

Even the manager!

I can't turn the hood of Lv Yun,

She tried to murder her pregnant concubine again,

Hum! It seems that she has learned all the tricks of the harem.

He can never let her get her husband's love,

But she jumped into the river with her maid.

Looking at the rolling river, I don't know why,

He has an inexplicable sense of loss. ...

Ziyue yipin lady

He is a second-class general with outstanding military exploits and a first-class prince.

Abandoned in this southern Xinjiang for eight years,

Although the emperor always ordered him to return to Beijing,

He's just a little embarrassed,

I didn't expect the emperor's younger brother to cheat a woman into being a princess.

So he picked up a woman with amnesia as his wife and didn't want to give up.

However, since she came to Haowangfu, there have been successive murders.

Not only is it widely rumored in the government that she is a killer sent by barbarians,

Some people even saw her contact with barbarians and accepted it.

Four lives are in sight. Does she want to kill him?