A funny famous saying: take off your clothes and you are an animal. Put on your clothes and you are the devil wears Prada!

1, I always scold your mother, and I almost have feelings for your mother.

2, boy urine can ward off evil spirits, so I decided to sell boy urine to make money, my son is a cash cow!

3. It is not necessarily Superman who can fly, nor is it necessarily a bird man, but maybe an airplane!

Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!

5, the universe is unimaginable, the earth is just a dust in the universe, why should I suffer for losing a dime!

6. I am not a casual person, but if you want to be casual, I will be casual!

7. My life has two aspects: A and B, and yours also has two aspects: S and B. ..

8. You are an animal if you take off your clothes. Put on your clothes and you are the devil wears Prada!

9. College students' falling in love is actually like visiting the vegetable market. You should do it early, and you should do it late!

10, "Rich people love to buy good cars to show off their wealth. Tell me, what is the difference between driving a BMW and driving a Santana? " "I don't know anything else, but the co-pilot's sister is still very different.

1 1, the global stock market fell, and Asia fell after the fall in Europe and America, referred to as Asia-America decline.

12, I just went to the toilet to get out the tissue. As a result, more than 300 yuan fell into the pit, and I was about to pick it up. The fucking toilet flushes automatically, so pay me back.

13, a man with a dream of red mansions, lives in the world of water margin, and wants to make friends with some Taoyuan brothers in the Three Kingdoms, but he always meets some monsters in Journey to the West.

14, Ceng Zhiwei went to Yao Ming's house to play, knocked on his door, and never opened the door, thinking that Yao Ming was not at home and left! Looking at Yao Ming's listless appearance the next day, I asked him why he went last night. Yao Ming said mysteriously: My house seemed haunted last night. There has been a knock at the door, but no one can be seen from the cat's eye, which scared me to stay up all night.

15, I can't eat in the morning, miss you, can't eat at night, miss you, can't sleep at night ... I'm so hungry!

16. Tell your boss what you really think of him. The truth will set you free-you don't have to work.

17, silence is golden, but unfortunately no one buys it.

18. One day, my wife's credit card was stolen. I am glad to find that the thief spent less money than my wife.

19. If life doesn't smile at you, tease it.

20. I changed my password to "incorrect". When I forget my password, it always reminds me that your password is incorrect.

2 1. I don't need a barber. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Dreams shape the future, don't waste time sleeping.

23. I went to the wizard the other day and asked her if she would go to prison in the future ... She said no, so I robbed her.

Scientists claim that it is impossible to fold a piece of paper eight times. Apparently, they haven't seen me wipe my ass with only a piece of paper.

My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she will go shopping.