Classic jokes in classical Chinese

Everyone is on my side, and the class is full of students. It's so elegant that no students come. ”

The joke is probably like this: There was a private school teacher who taught the Analects of Confucius, and he mistakenly pronounced "Yu Yu Hu Wen Zai" as "Everyone is equal to me". Later, a new private school teacher changed the correct reading of "Yu Yu Hu Wen Zai" When "Wen Zai" came, the students thought that the new teacher had made a mistake and did not come to school. People at the time mocked him and said: "Everyone is indifferent to me. The whole class is full of students. I am so depressed that none of the students come to school."

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One day, the wind was gentle and the sun was shining brightly. Four of my friends and I gathered in a small room. The edges were short and the wind was blowing cold, so I had He sighed and said, "Oh, my luck is bad. The dragon is trapped in the shallow water, and the wind and clouds are hidden in the young pine trees. Who is to blame for not being professional? It's God's fault!"

Yu You also sighed, "Destiny. I have such a great responsibility, my bones and muscles are suffering, and the Chinese language system is miserable, but this is nothing more than what I have done!"

His friend shook his head and hit the fou, saying, "The Chinese language system is miserable, and it can be compared to the disparity that spreads across the five continents. The absurdity of your chemistry often lies in remoteness and cannot be understood by ordinary people. Therefore, the suffering of my muscles and bones cannot be clearly understood by the three of you."

The other person kept silent, and the rest of his life was endless. Someone was twice as big as me, so he laughed and said, "Brother's career is so hot, and his wife and children are so hungry. Is that true or false?" Your career can make a living, but my career is hopeless, so why bother?"

The other three people were silent for a long time before answering, "Invertebrate linguistics!"

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One night, I was strolling on the Third Teaching Platform when I saw a woman coming gracefully with long hair. , can't help but look at it with side eyes.

As I approached, the woman suddenly

stopped and looked at me. Yu secretly said, "Aren't I very handsome?" But when I saw Yi's eyes widened and the corners of her mouth twitching, I sighed, "Am I too ugly?"

But Yi's eyes widened and his mouth opened wider and wider. I was so afraid that I secretly thought that I was a true gentleman in normal times and had never offended her, let alone not knowing her before. I almost wanted to turn around and run away, but suddenly I heard Yi shouting "...ah...sneeze!!!". Yi

rubbed her nose and drifted away.

I am already sweating profusely.