What God replied that you couldn't "take care of yourself" by laughing?

q: how beautiful can a handkerchief be?

A:

In the 199s, people's living standards were greatly improved compared with before, and eating out (eating at meals) became one of their main consumption means.

At that time, many restaurants provided disposable handkerchiefs to help with meals, and most people would take them away after eating. The picture and text of the handkerchief are basically: Welcome, thank you for your patronage.

At that time, the old people were very frugal, and they didn't want to throw away their clothes. One summer, it was extremely hot, and an old man with gray hair was taking a bath by the river. His briefs looked very familiar.

What is the specific style? The underwear is mainly white.

Welcome to wrap the crotch at the front,

Thank you for your patronage to protect the buttocks at the back,

It is hand-sewn with two handkerchiefs.

in terms of style, even in 219, it is very open!

Welcome first, then thank you. It's very polite ~ ~ ~

Actually, it's good to be a woman! ! !

Teacher: "Pig iron is iron, wrought iron is iron, and when a hammer strikes iron, it strikes iron." Who can match the bottom line?

Xiao Ming: "Men are human beings, women are human beings, and when the bed board rings, it becomes an artificial person."

teacher: "get out!"

1

"How much do you and your wife earn every month?"

"My monthly income is tens of thousands, plus my wife, the total is * * * 2,"

2

Girlfriend: "Look at other people's boyfriends, they all eat the leftovers from their girlfriends"

Boyfriend: "You left me some"

3

"One word proves that you have seen Journey to the West"

5

The girl quoted Lin Huiyin's last sentence: Love, warmth, hope, you are an April day on earth

God replied: It's him, it's him, it's him, our friend Nezha Jr.

6

asked Jimmy Lin about his singing skills.

God replied: I wrote a long paragraph, full of beautiful words such as mellow and beautiful voice

and then I found out that you were not talking about Terry Lin, so I decisively deleted

7

Q: What's the use of a girlfriend?

God replied: It can let you know how to spend the money.

8

What should I do if my girlfriend is pregnant with her ex-boyfriend's child?

God replied: whoever pollutes, controls, develops and protects

9

It's very considerate of my father-in-law. It's the first time I go to her house with my girlfriend.

My father-in-law said that I won't ask for too much bride price.

You just need to give me a penny on the first day of next month, two cents on the first day, and four cents on the third day, so that's multiple.

God replied: Send it back quickly, it will be thirty-two cents on the fifth day, so break up quickly ~

1

What should I do if I dare not go running on the playground because I am fat?

God replied: How dare you go to the canteen?

11

What are some unexplained phenomena that humans have discovered

God replied: Why are girlfriends angry?

12

Why didn't any boys ask: Who did you save first when your father and I fell into the water at the same time?

God replied: My girlfriend will definitely slap and shout, "Dare you curse my father for falling into the water?"

13

What is the experience of a handsome boyfriend?

God replied: It will be very tangled when we break up

14

What's the use of exercising muscles? Except for the body

God replied: In order to reason with the brain-disabled

15

Why do you take off your shirt when fighting in a group?

God replied: It would be strange to take off your pants.

16

What is the strangest slogan in history?

God replied: Garbage classification, start with me

17

What is the scariest lyric you have ever heard?

God replied: Every single dog has to be beheaded. If you want to love, don't be afraid of pain.

18

What epitaph will you write for yourself?

God replied: It's nothing. I'll hang up first.

19

How to comfort my girlfriend with a small chest?

God replied: Is it to comfort you? Or comfort her?

2

If I fly from Beijing to Paris at eight o'clock in the morning

and arrive in Paris at exactly eight o'clock in the morning, my life

will not be prolonged?

god replied: if you buckle the battery of your watch, will it not die?

21

Why do people live?

God replied: I've come here

22

What's the experience of being in love?

God replied: Two people who look like pigs are afraid that the other person will be robbed

23

How to force obsessive-compulsive disorder to death?

God replied: obsessive-compulsive disorder is not simple

24

What is the most important thing for two people to be together after marriage?

God replied: I always thought that this marriage was not yet married.

25

Why do some people have the feeling that "the clever little girl was taken down by the simple boy?"

God replied: A little girl may look smart, and a boy may look stupid.

26

Once upon a time, there was a man named Tie. He never had long hair. What's wrong with him?

God replied: There is nothing wrong with Lao Tie

27

What should you do if others praise you for being handsome?

god replied: but it's no use. I don't rely on my face to eat! 28

Do you know? One day you will become the person you hate ~

God replied: Thank you, I hate rich people

29

Why do you go shopping alone?

God replied: Half a person, I'm afraid to scare you

3

Why do you play with your mobile phone when you go to the toilet?

God replied: Do you want to play Baba if you don't play with your mobile phone?

Don't talk much, don't laugh, you hit me

1. Mr. Bao: "Zhan Zhao! Later, look at my face and act. "

Zhan Zhao: "My Lord, don't mess with me."

2. A buddy in the dormitory likes to argue with others. When he fails, others say, "I curse your girlfriend for not being a virgin." At first, everyone could do nothing about him.

Then one day, he used this trick with others. A big brother in the dormitory who usually doesn't talk much replied, "We wish your girlfriend a virgin forever."

3

Because it was a quick answer, I blurted out, "Little Dragon Girl! ! ！”

At this moment, the person next to him said weakly, "Shooting eagles?"

5. Girlfriend: "Why do girls come to their period?"

Boyfriend: "This egg, if you can't wait for sperm, it's called depression, vomiting blood while walking."

7. Bajie: "Brother, please go to the hospital quickly. I heard that the hospital has opened a department specially for you."

Wukong: "Oh? What department? "

Bajie: "Two B monkeys."

8. When I was in college, I had a barbecue with my roommates at night, and the oysters were not fresh.

I went to the bathroom six or seven times in one night, but I didn't sleep all night.

Later, they joked: I was Jiro seven times a night, and my reputation spread further and further.

gradually, I actually fell in love, but gradually I broke up again ...

9. Wife: "Husband, I'm pregnant!"

Husband: "Great, I'm going to be a father."

Wife: "Do you like boys or girls?"

Husband: "Boys and girls are not important, just my own."

Wife: "Of course it's yours. Everyone else is wearing a condom, but you didn't."

1. The roommate sends a status: "Do you see my head image of Niu X?"

God replied, "Like!"

of course, the headmaster replied! ! !

It's a good thing that Li Bai left early, otherwise the position of the Poet Immortal would not be guaranteed.