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What interesting things did you encounter at the class reunion?
What interesting things did you encounter at the class reunion?
For us, class reunions have become like a belief, and interestingly, after separation, we seem to be closer and care about each other than on the university campus. After gathering more and more, we came to a conclusion: under the catalysis of time, our friendship has turned into family affection. Every time we get together, the elements of family affection are further fermented...
When people reach middle age, they often I heard the peers next to me laughing at themselves: I’m old.
The change that happened to me is: I know everything about the past clearly, but I can’t remember what I did this morning.
If this means getting old, then I am afraid that I have already grown old, because every time my classmates get together, the situation is roughly the same. Every detail about going to school has been unearthed, and everyone knows what they know and what they don’t know. However, I seem to have forgotten how I spent the days before and after the party, because my attention was focused on the party.
For some reason, a fashion is expanding rapidly, that is, class reunions. My son and his friends often have gatherings when they are in their teens. My mother, who is over seventy, looks forward to gatherings with old classmates the most when she returns to her hometown. And I have also experienced it. I just had a big drink with my high school classmates last night. At ten o'clock this morning, my elementary school classmates were already waiting at the door of my house. Before drinking at noon, I had to remind myself while I was awake: There will be a gathering of junior high school classmates in the evening. You must not get carried away by wine, but at the end of the glass, the oath disappears into thin air.
Whether a class can gather frequently depends on the atmosphere and the closeness of friendship during the school years. Secondly, there must be a few enthusiastic people who can use their hard work and enthusiasm to ignite those half-hearted students. For students who want to leave or stay, thirdly, the organizers need inexhaustible wisdom to always create one reason after another for gatherings.
For example, my high school class has a big reunion every ten years and a middle school reunion every five years. Some classmates have returned to their hometown from other places and have a small gathering. In addition to daily gatherings, middle school classmates in Beijing have also created a tradition of getting together every September 1st because "school has started."
Once on a plane, I read an interview with director Kang Honglei in a magazine. Like me, he is also from Inner Mongolia. Every year, he goes back to the grassland to be with his classmates. He doesn't need to talk about "Soldier Assault" or "The Burning Years of ***". Everyone just talks about it and just drinks heavily. , and it doesn’t matter whether it works or not. As long as the drink goes smoothly, the classmates and themselves will feel relieved: This guy has not changed, he is still our old classmate.
Tears filled my eyes when I saw this, so I had to close the magazine and never read the remaining half of it. No way, I feel the same way.
My college classmates are not on the grassland, so I don’t have to drink as much, but I still drink a lot. One of my Tianjin classmates left a classic emotion like Ma Sanli: Every time our class has a gathering, I only remember the first half, and the second half is what the classmates will tell me at the next gathering. Because in the second half of each session, I was too drunk to remember anything.
In fact, many people are probably like him.
Twenty years after entering college, we organized a party and named it "At least I still have you". The intention was very obvious. No matter what happens in the world, no matter whether the road is smooth or not, no matter whether there are more tears than smiles or the opposite, The good news is: at least I still have you.
Before the party, we collected old school photos provided by each student, edited them slightly, and made a large album. At the beginning of the party, dozens of us middle-aged men and women gathered again in the original classroom on campus, and the teachers were also invited back. At the beginning, old photos were played. In the past twenty years, not to mention that sometimes I can’t recognize others, I guess it’s even difficult for me to recognize myself. Amidst all the chatter of “Who is this?” “Is this me?”, slowly Slowly, the tears began to flow, which was the case for both teachers and students. At this time, watching the children who were brought here still happily playing between the desks, I suddenly had a huge illusion. Is this the past or the present? Has twenty years really disappeared?
In classmates’ gatherings, there are often jokes.
For example, a male classmate toasted a female classmate and sincerely said with the strength of the wine: "I have always had a crush on you when I was in school. What is your name?" The whole room burst into laughter, and the male classmate had no choice but to toast in toast.
During gatherings, the common saying among classmates is "Nothing has changed." As we grow older together, we naturally feel that each other has not changed. But after a while, I walked into the campus and saw that the young junior brothers and sisters on campus were exactly the same age as when I went to school. Everyone burst into laughter. "The same has not changed." This is pure self-deception.
There is no party without music. Once, we compiled the most popular songs and dance music on campus into two CDs, which lasted for two and a half hours. The dance in the party was exactly where We are marching in the melody of the past, and in this familiar melody, everyone seems to be comforted and does not feel that they are getting older.
There was another party. The dinner was over, the dance was over, and the drunk people woke up. Everyone still had something to say, so they sat on the concrete floor outside and recalled all the things they could think of about going to school. I sang it once until my mind went blank.
2009 was even more ambitious. Twenty years after graduation, a party for the whole grade was organized. Planning meetings were held nearly ten times before. In the end, hundreds of people gathered on campus to play football, dance, and have fun. Party. The organizers did their best, the students enjoyed themselves, and the school did its best. It became another unforgettable memory. So much so that a year later, many students organized a party to celebrate the first anniversary of the success of the party.
Partying is good, but the side effect is that it is difficult to return to reality after the party. And the older you get, the more this happens, and it even makes you have fantasies: Why can't you go to school forever in this world? It is in this kind of loss that, day by day, you struggle to return from the innocent school years back to the chaotic world of reality. What is equally difficult is to go from the pure friendship of classmates to an environment of heart-to-heart competition or distance. However, there is nothing to complain about. It is for this reason that the value of class reunions has become increasingly fashionable and that class reunions have made great strides in the direction of industry development!
For us, class reunions have become like a belief. , and what’s interesting is that after separation, they seemed to be closer and care about each other than on the college campus. After having many gatherings, we came to the conclusion that with the catalysis of time, our friendship has turned into family affection, and every gathering further ferments the element of family affection.
Because the classmates are there and the gatherings are there, some days on weekdays are not so unbearable. At least everyone knows that there is no need to worry about the passing of time and everything in the past will be blurred. It doesn’t matter. If you can’t remember it, your classmates will take care of it. We remember. Of course, more importantly, even if the future is no longer exciting, at least we still have a warm past together. What interesting things have you encountered in gta vol?
There are too many. I often encountered ridiculous Pacific missions. When I was writing a note, I took out my RPG rocket launcher and aimed at the challenge. At the moment of launch, my teammates ran away. Before you, since there were no friends to hurt me, I blew myself up. How did you celebrate the New Year? What interesting things have you encountered?
?Sitting in a warm house, separated by the window Looking at the cold world outside through the glass, I suddenly remembered my childhood memories. He spent his childhood living with his maternal grandmother. In that remote poor village. The winter was very cold at that time, so we had a stove in the house, but we made the stove hole very small so that we could burn less coal. Every time I come home from school, there are always a few old people and grandma who come to my house to keep warm, chatting and drinking tea. At that time, few people in our area had stoves for heating in the winter. Every time my grandma sees me opening the door and coming in, she will stretch out her hand and cover my cold little hand with her warm hand. At this time, I will wantonly put my little popsicle-like hand into her sleeve to keep warm. When your whole body has warmed up, go to dig out sweet potatoes or radishes from the sand pile outside the house, wash them with water and eat them. If you bury sweet potatoes, radish, cabbage, etc. in the soil, they will not freeze. Sweet potatoes or radishes are winter fruits for rural children. Sweet potatoes are very chewy and not tasty when they first come out, but they become crispy and sweet after being stored for a while. Dried sweet potatoes are also the only snacks for rural children in that era.
The taste is no worse than the current potato chips and shrimp crackers. After school in winter, my friends didn’t have much to do, so they met to play hopscotch and throw sandbags on the street, sweating profusely. It seems like I forgot it’s still winter. While eating at noon, I can listen to the storytelling broadcasts, Generals of the Yang Family, Water Margin, Yue Fei, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Harbin at Night, Armed Forces Behind Enemy Lines, Fiery King Kong, and many, many more, on the way to school and in class. We all need to get together to replay the novels we have heard and comment on them. The habit of listening to novels at noon continued until I left my hometown and went to school in the city. One of the days before the final exam every year is my birthday. On this day, my grandmother will make delicious food for me. She also said that I can’t drink porridge on this day. Porridge means confusion. If you drink it, you will lose your mind and you will not know how to go to school. number. My grandmother would always make a meal of noodles for her birthday. She would smell the aroma of green onions and noodles cooked in a pot even before she reached her doorstep after school. The aroma of cooking noodles in a pot was very special. My mouth is watering. There are two eggs in the noodles, which I can't eat normally. That was my most sumptuous birthday meal. After my birthday, after taking exams, it’s time to celebrate the New Year. Every New Year, I have new clothes to wear. After eating dumplings on New Year’s Eve, I put the new clothes on my pillow, hoping that the sky will light up soon, so I can put on the new clothes and find friends. Compare whose clothes are beautiful. Not all children can wear new clothes during the Chinese New Year. Now that conditions are better, children cannot imagine the scenes of our childhood, nor can they enjoy the happiness we had at that time. Material things are becoming more and more abundant, and wishes are always easy to be satisfied, but happiness does not necessarily become more and more. I miss my happy childhood when my grandma warmed my hands, I had poached egg noodles for my birthday, and I had new clothes for the New Year!
The Chinese New Year is like an experience for me, it is the same every year, but it is different every year. On New Year's Eve, our family had a reunion dinner. We all raised our glasses and cheered for the New Year. We clinked glasses to each other and expressed our blessings to our families. After dinner, Mother began to hand out New Year's money. We juniors knelt on the ground, kowtowed to our parents and thanked them for their upbringing. On the first day of the new year, our family faced the sun and went to attend the temple fair. What interesting things have you done? 40 words
Catch crabs on the beach and play with them, pick wild fruits in the woods and feel the charm of nature, spread your wings in the air and appreciate the vastness of the earth, hide in the mountains , feel the vitality of life! Hope to adopt it! What interesting things did you encounter when applying for a visa?
Before applying for a visa, I prepared all kinds of materials and brought three big bags with me. During the visa interview at Liangma Bridge, the bald visa officer No. 12 only looked at my passport and said: too young for MBA, and then handed me over. Rejected. I know the avatar is to commemorate this important event, f**k King of Glory: What interesting things have happened to me as a king?
Once I was driving a long-distance bus to spray pesticides, and I felt motion sickness and nausea on the road. , but I was so engrossed in the fight that I finally won. I felt relieved and felt nauseated. I vomited a mouthful of sour water. The buddy next to me was startled and shouted to the flight attendant that someone was playing games and was injured internally! . . . Very embarrassing ~.~ What interesting things can you do online?
There are really too many. . . . . Taobao shopping. . . Watch entertainment news. . . . See a movie. . . . Watch Korean dramas. . . Chat with friends. . . . Go to the school network to play. . . . . Play online games. . . . . Watch the video. . . . . What interesting things have you encountered while forming a team in World of Tanks?
There are not any interesting moments. Most of them are when I complain about his poor positioning, and when he sees that I am going the wrong way, he complains about me. . Nothing too interesting. DNF What interesting things have you encountered?
I actually saw someone making a fan of Master Kong’s Braised Beef Noodles. It’s so deceiving
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