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Help: Make up a sequel that turns out to be you, turns out to be you

Hey! I said Xiao Gai, why are you walking so fast? ! "Yi Renfeng grabbed the collar of Xiao Gai,

"Ouch~! You see, my young master has come so far, and he won’t be able to keep up soon! "Little Gai stood on tiptoe and searched among the crowd in front,

"I said Xiao Gai, aren't you? This young couple has just gotten married. Is it possible that they have to take your little tail with them when they go out to play? It’s called a world of two, and I don’t even understand it! "Yi Renfeng looked at Jiahong and Muxue from a distance, with a look of envy on his face...

"You know... Xiao Yuanxi didn't come out, alas~ It seems that I am just living in a one-person world. Well..." Little Gai turned around and was about to leave, but found Renfeng staring at him...

"Little Gai, I'm not a human being?"

"Hey~ I'm not that one What do you mean!!" Xiao Gai danced and explained,

"I don't care what you mean! Just stop!!" Renfeng picked up the food he just bought and threw it at Xiao Gai. People also blended into the crowded crowd.

“Hey~ Jiahong, where are these little guys and Renfeng? "Muxue grabbed Jiahong and turned around to look for Xiao Gai and Renfeng in the crowd.

"Muxue~ Alright. Today, we are going to have a good time. It’s not like you don’t know Xiao Gai and Ren Feng. They might have gone somewhere to play. They should be measured. "Jiahong put his hand on Muxue's shoulder,

"Okay~ It's so wordy. "Muxue turned her back,

"Okay~ You dare say I'm wordy, I'm going to use a trick! " Jiahong tickled Muxue from behind, and the two of them chased each other in the crowd...

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! ! "There was a noise in the distance on the street. Several people were riding towards this side on horseback, raising dust all over the sky... Mu Xue and Jiahong also stopped.

"Get out of the way! ! Get out of the way! ! "Several tall men rode towards this side quickly, and people quickly dispersed to both sides.

"Oops! "Muxue saw a child standing in the middle of the road, and didn't notice the danger behind him at all...

"Get out of the way!! Get out of the way! "Those people had no intention of restraining themselves. Instead, they kept beating the horses...

"Be careful! ! "Muxue rushed forward and held the child in her arms. When she turned around, the horse's hooves were already in front of her. Muxue quickly blocked herself in front of the child and closed her eyes...

A sound of horse racing With a scream, Mu Xue opened her eyes and saw Jiahong riding on the horse, and the arrogant and domineering man just now had been kicked to the ground. The people behind him quickly dismounted, helped the man up, and patted him on the body.

Jiahong dismounted sideways, walked to Muxue, lifted Muxue up, and handed the child to his parents.

Looking at each other. ...

Yi Renxiao was elegant and well-mannered. When he saw Jiahong and Muxue, he said, "I am Yi Renfeng's brother. My surname is Yi Ren and my given name is Xiao. Please call me Xiao Xiao." That's it. It was so offensive just now, so disrespectful, so disrespectful. "

"Brother, what are you doing? You act so polite. People don't know how..." Yi Renxiao quickly covered Renfeng's mouth: "I'm sorry. , this girl is ignorant, how offended she is! Then he quietly said to Renfeng: "You want to embarrass me?" "You haven't lost enough!" "Renfeng ignored him and went to play with Xiao Gai again.

At this time, Yi Renxiao said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, my little sister is not sensible, please forgive me. Jiahong didn't care. He smiled easily and said, "It doesn't matter."

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"In that case, why don't we find a place to sit down and chat, how about it?" Yi Renxiao suggested

"Isn't this~~~~~ not very convenient? You It seemed like there was something to be done~~~ Du Muxue looked at his subordinates standing behind Yi Renxiao and guessed

"Oh, girl, you misunderstood. I have nothing else to do today, just Just casually walking around." Yi Renxiao said with a smile

"Haha~~~~~"." Yi Renxiao's words made everyone present couldn't help laughing, including Du Muxue. Yi Renxiao smiled sheepishly, leaving Yi Renxiao with a confused look on his face

"Did I say something wrong?" Yi Renxiao asked

"Brother, she is Jiahong's." My wife, not a girl! Didn’t I tell you in my letter? She is Du Muxue," Yi Renfeng reminded

"Oh, it turns out you are Miss Du Muxue, how disrespectful. I'm sorry, today I saw that Miss Du is so gentle and virtuous." Yi Renxiao's eyes fell directly on Du Muxue

Ge Jiahong saw that Yi Renxiao's eyes always stayed on Muxue, and he immediately I feel a little uncomfortable.

"I'm sorry, Brother Yi, we have other things to do, so why don't you come with us." After saying this, Ge Jiahong hugged Du Muxue, who looked confused, and prepared to leave.

"Hey~~~Ge Jiahong, what's the matter with you? You're leaving in such a hurry. My brother is asking you to give you face, so please give me face." Yi Renfeng was puzzled. Asked

"Yes, Jiahong, since we are meeting Renfeng's brother for the first time, we can't be so rude. Besides, we are indeed fine today, so we should behave like landlords. What do you think?" "What about?" Du Muxue said

"Hey~~Look, my sister-in-law has already spoken, but she is more sensible, unlike some people~~~~~" Yi Renfeng looked at Du Mu Xue also stood by her side and couldn't help but straighten her back.

"You all breathe out of the same nostril." Ge Jiahong muttered in a low voice.

"What did you say?" Yi Renfeng heard Ge Jiahong's muttering and asked eagerly

"Nothing."

"Then are you willing to reward me?" Yi Renxiao asked excitedly

"Yes, if I don't agree, I will be in bad luck." Ge Jiahong glanced at Du Muxue and Yi Renfeng and said meaningfully.

Yi Renfeng He and Du Muxue looked at each other and smiled.

"You all go back first. I want to get together with a few friends. If you have nothing else to do, don't disturb us." Yiren Xiao said to the men behind him.

"Yes". His men walked out of the street after finishing their work.

"Ah, come on, please, let's go to the restaurant in front." How?" Yi Ren Xiao Zheng asked

Du Muxue looked at Yi Ren Xiao and thought: What kind of person is Yi Ren Xiao and what does he do?

" The young master is really outnumbered~" Xiao Gai looked at Ge Jiahong and couldn't help but sigh

"What did you say, Xiao Gai." Xiao Yuanxi didn't understand Xiao Gai's words

"I said your family "The young lady always bullies our young master."

"What do you mean, our young lady always bullies your young master? It is obviously your young master who always bullies our young lady." Xiao Yuanxi retorted

"Okay, okay, it's your young lady who always bullies our young master." After the little guy finished speaking, he turned around and caught up with his master, leaving a confused Xiao Yuanxi behind.

"What? , it’s your young lady who always bullies our young master,~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hey~~~~~~~, it’s obviously your young master who always bullies our young master, you stinky little guy , always bullying me." Xiao Yuanxi finally understood what Xiao Gai said and stamped her feet angrily.

Suddenly, a figure emerged from the crowd and approached Yi Renxiao's ear. Ren Xiao said "What". He bowed with his hands in a bow shape and said: "I failed, I have some personal matters. If not, I suggest we get together at Dexiodeen in the evening.

Speaking of this, Hong originally wanted to take this opportunity to say no, but before he could speak, Mu Xue said, "Okay." "Jiahong had no choice but to be disappointed.

In the evening, Mu Xue put on her dress. Slowly approaching Jiahong, Jiahong suddenly became demented. "Why, I haven't seen how beautiful she is. "Muxue said with a blush. "Wha...what, you are called beautiful. "

When they arrived at Chuxiu Garden, they saw Yi Renfeng and her elder brother standing there. Yi Renfeng said: "What's the matter? It's so slow." His elder brother was different. He said, "You are very beautiful today. Can I ask you to dance?" ""Okay", when he heard Muxue say this, he hurriedly reached out.

Jiahong, who was beside him, would inevitably break the jealousy trap. But no one knew that he would reach out to invite Yi Renfeng. Dancing, and it was a close-up dance. Only the four of them were seen dancing. The little guy said, "Are they dancing?" Why does it look more and more like fighting? "I was shaking my head when I saw it, this won't work.

Du Muxue was not careful and almost fell. Fortunately, Yi Ren Xiao quickly hugged Du Muxue. Ge Jiahong on the side suddenly became angry and looked at him fiercely. Yi Renxiao's hands were held together unconsciously, and he had no idea that he was holding Yi Renfeng's hand.

"Ah~~~~~~~~~~~Ge Jiahong, What are you doing, let go~~~~~~~~" Yi Renfeng screamed.

At this time, Ge Jiahong realized that he was squeezing Yi Renfeng's hand. He quickly let go of Yi Renfeng's hand and apologized to her.

"Ah, I'm sorry, are you okay?" "Ge Jiahong asked with concern.

Yi Renfeng was rubbing the painful hand pinched by Ge Jiahong, looking at Ge Jiahong angrily, pouting and walking towards Yi Renxiao and Du Muxue.

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“Brother, I don’t want to dance with Ge Jiahong! I want to dance with you. "After saying that, Yi Renxiao was forcibly pulled away without waiting for Yi Renxiao's answer.

Du Muxue and Ge Jiahong could only stare aside without saying a word. Xiao Gai looked at the two of them and felt in his heart In a hurry, he hurriedly ran to Ge Jiahong's side and whispered: "Master, now is a good opportunity. There is no one around. Why don't you ask the young lady to dance a song?" "

"Why should I invite her? Why didn't she invite me? "Ge Jiahong is still brooding about what happened just now.

After hearing what his master said, Xiao Gai didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Hey~, since my husband is not in a hurry, I am blind What are you worried about! But Master, let me remind you first, among the people here, there are many people who are thinking about Young Mistress~~" Xiao Gai said mysteriously.

Ge Jiahong listened to Xiao Gai's words Finally, he admitted that Xiao Gai's words were right. There were really many people looking at Muxue. In order to prevent others from taking advantage of him, he had to lower his body and walk towards Du Muxue

Ge Jiahong and Du Muxue jumped up, but they were as awkward as they could be. Not far away, Yi Renfeng looked at them and couldn't help laughing.

"They were dancing. It's so bad~" Yi Renfeng said with a smile

"Muxue dances better. "Yi Renxiao couldn't help but interjected

"I know, brother, you are serious too, why are you joining in the fun with this couple? "Yi Renfeng complained

"What? Aren’t you having a great time dancing with Ge Jiahong? "Yi Renxiao's face was full of grievance.

"You~~~~~~~~~you still said. "Yi Renfeng pulled Yi Renxiao's ear and said

"Ah~~~~~, stop talking, stop talking, dance, dance. "Yi Renxiao was hurt by the pain, so he had to raise the white flag and surrender.

"Why don't you speak? There is a look of grievance on your face, why wouldn't you be able to speak if you weren't Yi Renxiao? "Ge Jiahong said dissatisfied.

"What did you say? "Du Muxue asked

"You were clearly talking, laughing and kissing me just now with that Yiren Xiao You, why do you have such a stinky face when you see me? "Ge Jiahong said sourly.

"Why are you jealous?" Du Muxue asked with a smile

"Haha, it's a real joke. I, Ge Jiahong, will be jealous. Humph, is your head broken?" Ge Jiahong covered up To

"Hypocrisy,~~well, you are not as joking and laughing as Yi Renfeng, but you still have the nerve to criticize me." Du Muxue said.

Ha~haha~~ This is my demeanor. . "Jiahong smiled bitterly.

"Shinshi? Okay, okay, you are Shinshi. All right. "Muxue didn't want to tell him either. He ran to you.

Jiahong ran up to catch up. Muxue ran to a deserted place. The two hugged each other and stared at each other for a long time. That's it. (This scene lasted for about five minutes.)

At this moment, Yi Renfeng and Yi Renxiao came out, "Okay, Ge Jiahong, you are here, I'm still here. Where did you think you went? You guys have been here kissing me for a long time. "Renfeng's words made Jiahong and Muxue very embarrassed. Yi Renxiao quickly helped Muxue and Jiahong speak: "Okay, little sister, weren't you still worried about them just now? Why did things change here? Okay, it's better for you to stay out of the husband and wife's affairs. "We will handle our husband and wife's affairs ourselves, Yi Renxiao, please stay out of it." "Jiahong said angrily, obviously he was still worried about Yi Renxiao and Muxue dancing. "Ge Jiahong, if it weren't for the sake of sister Muxue, I wouldn't bother to care about you. Renfeng shouted to Jiahong. "Okay, okay, please stop arguing, okay." Jia Hong! Muxue looked at Jiahong, "Renfeng, okay?" "Okay, just be indifferent, you say so!" elder brother. Renfeng said to Yi Renxiao and Mu Xue. Seeing that Jiahong didn't respond, Mu Xue stepped on him. Jiahong still said angrily: "Okay!" "Just like that, the day has passed.

"It's another beautiful day, don't you think so, Jiahong? "Muxue opened the window and said to Jiahong who was getting dressed. Jiahong ignored Muxue. "Are you still angry about what happened yesterday? OK! Isn’t it already over? "Muxue said to Jiahong. Before Jiahong could speak, Muxue was obviously impatient: "Forget it, you are so stingy. "After saying that, Muxue turned around and left. "I thought William's matter was over, but I didn't expect that Yi Renxiao would pop up again. I'm really too nervous about you, Muxue! You know, I love you. Have you forgotten? You and William met without me knowing. Not knowing the situation, I ran to the edge of the cliff after beating William. You said this to me when you and I were about to fall off the cliff. I also said in front of Jin'er's grave that I will never let you walk away from me again, and I will never lose you because of my ignorance again! "Jiahong hugged Muxue from behind. When Muxue heard these words, he was moved to tears. Jiahong was at a loss and said, "Did I say something wrong? "No, I was moved." The appearance of Jia Hong and Yi Renxiao will not disturb our life-and-death relationship, believe me.

Just when Muxue and Jiahong were in deep love, Xiao Yuanxi walked into the room and said, "Miss, uncle, Miss Renfeng and Mr. Yi are here." Waiting in the lobby. "What are the detectives doing here again?" Of course Jiahong didn't want to, "Xiao Yuanxi, go and tell them that the lady and I came back late last night and are very tired now." Let them come back another time. "Jiahong, this..." Before Mu Xue could finish speaking, she remembered Renfeng's hearty voice: "Ge Jiahong, what do you call this hospitality?" Did you kick the guests out again? "You are also considered a guest. You come here every three days." Have you ever seen guests coming all day long? "Jiahong whispered. "Ge Jiahong, you..." Renfeng put down one of the wise Jiahong's hands, "Forget it, I don't have the same experience as you. I am here to tell you today, sister Muxue and brother Jiahong. My brother and I came today to take you to a place. "As he said this, he pulled Muxue and Jiahong out, "I said, where are you taking us? "Jiahong said impatiently. "Won't you know when we get there? "

After arriving at the destination, Jiahong said: "Isn't this Jin'er's tomb? Renfeng, why did you bring us here? "Yes, little sister, didn't you say you had something to announce to everyone?" "Yi Renxiao, who has never spoken, said.

Go ahead. Don’t you still have your mother here? "Muxue returned to Shanghai with Jiahong, Renfeng, Charlie, and Shirley after knowing that her father was fine. Seeing that they were back, Yi Renxiao hurriedly asked Xiao Gai and Xiao Yuanxi to pick up the wind for them. Several people worked hard for their own tomorrow. Struggle.

Seeing that the bank had returned to its previous appearance, Jiahong and Mu Xue got up and went back to Huzhou, the hometown of Jin'er, grandma, and uncle. They saw Dabao and Huzhou as soon as they arrived. When the mistress, Dabao and mistress saw it was Jiahong and Muxue, they said, "Young master and young mistress, it's you. You are finally back. Everyone in the courtyard misses you. By the way, young master, are you still leaving when you come back? "Let's go. Mu Xue and I are here to see grandma and my second uncle. After seeing them, we have to go back to Shanghai." "Jiahong saw the disappointed expressions of Xiaosan and Dabao and continued, "You can come back to Shanghai with us to stay for a while. Xiaogai, Ye Ting misses you. "Okay, okay." "Jiahong and Muxue went to the graves of grandma and second uncle to pay incense, and then took Dabao and Xiaosan back to Shanghai.

Xiao Gai was extremely happy to see Jiahong and Muxue back, let alone see Dabao. and Xiaosan: “Dabao, Xiaosan, why are you here? "Little lid, you are really not a buddy." While you are enjoying your time with the young master, you have forgotten about us. "The mistress complained. "Okay, let's talk about old things later. Charlie, how is the bank? Nothing will happen while Jiahong and I are away, right? "Muxue asked Charlie. "Muxue, it's okay. But one person also came to Shanghai. "Charlie said to Muxue. Muxue looked at Jiahong and signaled Charlie to continue, "Our mortal enemy is here. "What, he's coming." Why is he here? Isn't he in England? "Muxue panicked. "Who is he? Renfeng asked, seeing the panicked expressions of Mu Xue, Charlie and Shirley. "He is the mortal enemy of me, Mu Xue and Charlie in the UK, and he is always against us." But even though they are mortal enemies, we still have to guard against them. " Shirley explained. "Why should we guard against him? Is he scary, Muxue? " Jiahong was puzzled by Shirley's words. "He is a good hand in business. My father was almost deceived by him. Fortunately, my father has been through a lot. "Charlie continued. "Not only in business, he is simply a replica of William. It can also be said that he is more unscrupulous than William. "Muxue also said. "Muxue, do you think he is here to find you? "Charlie asked Muxue. "It's possible, Muxue, don't forget that you ruined his good things over and over again. "Xueli was worried about Muxue. "I don't know who you are talking about, but in business, only soldiers can stop him. "Jiahong said to Muxue. "Jiahong is right. "Muxue felt relieved when Jiahong said this.

"Young mistress, someone outside asked me to give you this letter. "Little Gai ran in and said to Muxue. "What did he say his name was, Xiao Gai? "It seems to be called something like Ke." By the way, Master, he also has a letter that he wants me to give to you. "What's supposed to come is coming. Xiao Gai, you go down first." "What's wrong, Muxue..." Before Charlie could finish asking, Muxue nodded. "Jiahong, what did Jack's letter say?" "Muxue asked when she saw Jiahong reading the letter. "He said, "Oh, let me read it to you." "Okay, I'll read it in more detail." Jiahong, read it. "Boss Ge, I'm Jack. I think Charlie and the others have mentioned me to you." I think it’s better to get straight to the point. I want to do some foreign wine business with you, and I’ve heard about you. You can rest assured that I will not use the same methods as William to separate you and Muxue. I will use my strength to occupy Shanghai's foreign wine imports. I will use my true strength to prove that Muxue was wrong in choosing you. ....." Jiahong's voice became softer as he read, and Muxue's surprised expression replaced the relaxed expression just now. Shirley put her hands on Jiahong and Muxue's shoulders and said, "Jiahong, Muxue, relax." What are you afraid of? Don’t forget that there is still the saying that soldiers will come to cover up the water and the earth will cover it up? Cheeks are red, finish reading it! Forget it, let me finish it for you. Jack said I'll be at 5pm today