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What are the "wonderful" ways for tourists to keep out the cold when playing with quilts in the northeast?

First of all, the strangest thing I've ever heard is wearing four pairs of pants and a lot of thermal underwear. It is really a ball. The legs wearing four cotton trousers should be as thick as the original two legs. When you walk, you can't even get close to your legs. My stomach is so big that I can't see my legs with my head down. All you see is clothes and a bulging belly. That's because you are too fat. Many people say that wearing four pairs of cotton trousers and a lot of thermal underwear makes you realize how difficult it is for fat people to walk. It's really hard. Someone should push it gently behind and it will roll down like a snowball.

Secondly, this should be a joke. Some people say that in the northeast, the sales of popsicles in winter are very high, because the local winter temperature is tens of degrees below zero, and the temperature of popsicles is only zero. The temperature of the popsicle is higher than the outdoor temperature. Eating popsicles can also keep you warm, and the temperature is much higher than that outside. I feel that southerners especially like to eat hot baked sweet potatoes in winter. This method of keeping out the cold is really unique and cannot be refuted. I wonder if it's really warmer to eat popsicles at MINUS ten degrees in winter?

Third, some people wear three pairs of socks on their feet, and their whole feet are swollen like radishes. Many people buy shoes several yards larger than the actual size in winter, just to put on more pairs of socks and put their feet in. So don't be surprised to see others wearing big shoes in winter, and don't ask how big their feet are. After knowing the truth, you will be absolutely shocked, which is beyond the understanding of a southerner.

It can only be said that in which environment, there will be different lifestyles in that environment. We are not in that environment, which may look beautiful, but it may seem normal to them.