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What's it like to have a boyfriend who has been bullying you?
He thinks he is handsome, smart, has a job, is popular, and has peach blossoms. How could he blindly find such a short and poor girlfriend? I don't know how I brazenly stayed with him for so long under his poison, and even got married, had children and lived with him all my life.
I often bully me for being short, saying that my family is tall and I am a short wax gourd, which will lower the height level of his descendants. I'm 6 meters, and he's more than 8 meters. Standing together, he smiles that we are the cutest height difference. Always laughing at me for being short and saying that I am with me, I am used to talking with my head down and asking if I am tired of talking to him often.
Always look down on me. I often say which girl has confessed to him, which girl has a crush on her, let me be virtuous, or I won't be wanted. After all, Lao Tzu is still mean to him. There are scantily clad women in the street who can see faster than him, and don't forget to push him to watch together. When you see a handsome guy, you should also give him a push, and then give him a beating by the way, saying that he is not as handsome as the other guy.
Anyway, I also admit the fact that my housework ability is poor. He likes to nag, I cook, he cooks, washes dishes and mops the floor. I just read something. Actually, he's just saying. He still loves me. Every time I go out to a new place, he takes pains to help me book tickets, guide the route and order food.
Let him bully me all my life. I don't mind.
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