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What do you mean by "covering my ears and stealing bells" and "Chu people are invisible"?
When Zhi Bo destroyed Fan, a man took the opportunity to steal a bell and prepared to run away with it. However, this clock is too big to carry back. He intends to smash it with a hammer before carrying it back.
Who knows, as soon as it was smashed, the bell made a loud noise. He was afraid that others would take it away when they heard the bell, so he quickly covered his ears tightly.
Fear of others hearing the sound of the clock is understandable; But it's too confusing to cover your ears and think that others can't hear you.
Moral: People who feel guilty can deceive themselves, but not others.
Original text:
Fan's death, the people have a clock. If you want to go negative, then the clock is too big to go negative; Destroyed by vertebrae, the bell rang. I'm afraid people will steal from me and cover their ears. The wicked smell it, too; Evil is self-loathing, and it is ridiculous.
Lv Chunqiu knows himself.
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Brief introduction of the author
Author Han Danchun, calligrapher of the Three Kingdoms Wei Dynasty. Zi Shu was born in Yangzhai, Yingchuan (now Yuzhou, Henan). Something given by the government. Exercise book, all bodies can do it. Yuan Ang's book review called his book: "You should be disciplined. Fiona Fang is successful." In the Western Jin Dynasty, Wei Heng recorded his seal script teacher Facao Xi, and Wang Cizhong, who was good at fine print, took regular script. He also believes that Cai Yong is good at calligraphy and seal, "choosing the right method, the ancient and modern complex, and the leisure is not as good as the spring." He is knowledgeable and good at calligraphy. His three-volume Laughing Forest is the earliest collection of jokes in China. This book is good at mocking stupid jokes, some of which have strong social significance. The books have been lost, and there are only 29 left. Some joke books of later generations were all influenced by Xiaolin. He was called the founder of Xiaolin by the later Buddha. Han Danchun, who is good at seal script, is famous. Wei Heng's preface to the ancient prose of "Four-style Calligraphy" said: "Since the Qin dynasty used seal script, the ancient prose was absolutely lost when it was first burned. During the reign of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the Duke of Lu destroyed Confucius' residence and got The Book of History, The Spring and Autumn Annals, The Analects of Confucius and The Book of Filial Piety. At that time, people didn't know there was ancient prose, so they called it a science and technology book, hoping to see it. Wei Chuchuan's ancient prose, son of Han Danchun. Han Danchun made great achievements in calligraphy, and Wei Lue said that he was "good at Cang, elegance, worship, seal cutting and ostentatious decoration". Unfortunately, its ink is long gone. He is knowledgeable, versatile, proficient in exegetics, and good at writing "Insect Seal" and eight-part official script. I was once valued by Cao Cao. In Wei (222), the official was a doctor, and he gave things. He was awarded a prize by Wei Wendi for his ingenious and precise work "Fu for Throwing Pots". He wrote three volumes of Laughing Forest, which was increased to 10 in the Song Dynasty. The original book has been lost, but it has a certain position in the history of China literature.
original text
The Chu people lived in poverty. After reading Huainan Fang, they learned that "mantis feeds on cicadas and can be invisible", so they picked leaves from the tree-mantis held them and waited for cicadas to pick them. Leaves fall under the tree, and leaves fall under the tree first, which can't be separated. Sweep came back from several fights, with leaves one by one, and asked his wife, "Have you seen me?" My wife always answers "yes" at first, but after a long time, she gets tired and disappears. Well, I was overjoyed, though. Ye enters the market and picks people up from the opposite side. Officials then bound Yixian. When the county magistrate was resigned, he told the whole story again, but the officials just laughed and walked away.
translate
There was a man in the state of Chu who lived in poverty. He once read the book Huai Nan Zi, and saw that it said, "Mantis can hide his body with leaves when spying on cicadas, so he gathers up under the tree to pick leaves-the leaves that mantis can't see when spying on cicadas are picked. This leaf falls under the tree. There are many fallen leaves under the tree, and it is impossible to tell which one is invisible to mantis. The Chu people picked several baskets of leaves under the tree and took them home. They covered themselves with leaves one by one and asked their wives, "Can you see me? "My wife always answered' I can see' at first, but after a whole day, she was so tired that she had to lie to him and say' I can't see'. The Chu people were secretly happy, carrying the opposite leaves into the market and holding other people's goods in front. So officials tied him up and sent him to the county government. The magistrate interrogated him, and he laughed when he told the whole story, and let him go without prosecution.
explain
1. Chu lives in poverty. After reading Huainan Fang, he came to the conclusion that "the leaves of cicadas such as mantis can be invisible", so he lifted the leaves from the tree-mantis held the leaves and waited for cicadas to pick them. Leaves fall under the tree, and leaves fall under the tree first, which can't be separated. Sweep, fight and come back. A man left himself and asked his wife, "Have you seen me?" At first, my wife always said "yes", but after a day, she was tired and the cloud was "gone". Hey, I'm so happy. Ye enters the market and takes people from the opposite side. Officials [14] then bound Yi [14] county [14].
① Selected from Laughing Forest. Han Danchun, surnamed Handan, a native of the Three Kingdoms, was an official in the matter. Truman, Truman. Chu State, now Hubei Province and its surrounding areas. (2) living in poverty, living in poverty. (3) Huainanzi was compiled by Liu An, the king of Huainan in the Western Han Dynasty, also known as Huainan Lie Hong. ⑤ Cover your leaves with leaves. Well, it's the same as an obstacle. 6 invisible hidden form, others can't see it. (7) GUI: cover up ⑦ different "no". 8 constantly, all the time. Pet-name ruby after a whole day (meaning a long time). Attending (dà i) cajoling. ⑾ Hey, the same as "silence". ⑿ (j: and) carry. [13] Take people opposite, and take people's things face to face. [14] Official refers to the capacity of counties. ⒂ Go ... [14] County refers to the county yamen.
Revelation: Chu people are greedy and stupid, trying to cover up their misconduct with a leaf. Or a greedy person, blinded by small and local things in front of him, can't see the essence and whole of things.
Irony: greedy fool, trying to get something for nothing, deceiving himself.
Idiom: Chu people are very stupid and greedy in invisibility. Use idioms to sum up that one leaf can't see the mountain.
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