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What is the end of the dream?

Section 1: literary youth

When Wenjing called, I was sleeping happily in bed, jumping from left to right and stretching myself, thinking that my bed was the world. Actually, my bed is really big. I only have two hobbies, watching movies and sleeping. If someone doesn't let me sleep when I'm exhausted, it's better to chop me to death. I'll be grateful to tears. So of course, I made the bed so comfortable. Once I told my mother that I would recite it when I got married.

So Wen Jing's phone call made me feel particularly depressed. In the dream broken by her phone call, I stood in the open space with a small washbasin. It began to rain, and I was glad to receive the following money. So I feel that Wen Jing is blocking my financial path.

I picked up the phone and told her that you were a curse and prevented me from making money.

What, writing again, my literary youth.

I am a writer. Yes, I was lucky enough to publish several books. Because of this, Wenjing laughed at me many times. Young artists seem to be rarer than virgins these days.

I ignored her. I said, if you have anything to say, I'll sleep when the nonsense is over.

You are as fat as a pig, you have to get used to it. It is five o'clock in the afternoon. Do you call this a nap or a nap?

Why do you talk so much nonsense? Tell me what you need.

Nothing. I'll invite you to dinner and pick you up downstairs in 30 minutes.

Getting up, bathing, dressing up, and staying in college for a long time have made me as energetic as a newly trained female soldier. I looked at myself in the mirror and thought Wen Jing was telling the truth. I am as fat as a pig. It seems that I sleep day and night, and it is not impossible to gain 30 or 50 kilograms. When I was about to go out, I looked in the mirror again and found that I had lost weight again. I suddenly became happy and slept bloated.

I went downstairs and Wenjing hasn't come yet. I am very happy to read the newspaper just posted by my aunt in our community, which describes the deeds of model workers all over the country. So-and-so saved a child from the rooftop, and so-and-so enthusiastically cleaned the sewers for the masses free of charge. I wonder why this kind of thing keeps emerging, and there is no movement around me. Last month, the sewer was blocked, but a cleaner was very enthusiastic and patient. He treats the masses like a spring breeze and laughs like a flower. How can he not laugh? Every family gave him fifty dollars, which made his mouth crooked.

Looking at the newspaper, Wenjing took a taxi. She didn't hear the sound of the car all the way, but she heard her voice. This is really a skill. The car stopped next to me. Wenjing opened the car door, jumped out of the car without blinking, and then chatted with the driver. When I got on the bus, I said to the brother, what do you mean, master, are you her relative? Brother smiled shyly and said, where can I? This little girl can talk.

I don't mind. Wen Jing is in trouble wherever he goes. When Wen Jing's mother named her, she hoped that she would be quiet, but this didn't happen. But I like this kind of girl very much. I can say whatever I want. I am especially afraid of those gloomy people who can't speak for a long time, just smile at you and let them hook up the rheumatic pain in your knee.

Part 2: Root Positive Hong Miao

However, from the outside, Wen Jing and I are deeply rooted, and we are definitely two good young people who are making progress every day. If we pretend to be ladies, we should pretend to be one. But this is not a quiet virgin who gave birth to two rabbits. In Gu Xiaobei's words, boys will dream when they see our photos, but when they see me, they will immediately wonder why they dreamed in the first place. Wen Jing hates affected girls, too. At first, when she met the affected people, she would always say, "What are you pretending to be quiet?" Later, she thought it had something to do with the name, so she changed her mind and said, "What virgin are you pretending to be?" . It seems that there are two kinds of women in her eyes, virgin and non-virgin. Since then, no girls have put on airs in front of us. However, Wenjing this fellow was planted once. The last time she went to dinner with her father, she got excited when she saw a woman pretending in the lobby. She said she looked like a bank robber and played the role of a virgin, which made me sick. A woman's face is longer than anything at once. More unfortunately, she ran to tell her father that he paid for dinner that night. Wen Jing's father stopped her for a month. How can Wenjing, who is used to all hands at ordinary times, have a deposit? On the second day of being reprimanded, Wenjing immediately came to me to complain and was filled with indignation. At the end of the article, she said that she knew it was boring to ask Lao Tzu to come out to support her, and we were not such people. I was just about to say something when I heard something was wrong. She said, Lin Lan, I'm counting on you this month. My eyes turned black when I listened. I don't think I can buy my favorite tennis racket, and I may have to bring two clothes in. Later, Wen Jing really scraped me hard for a month.

I once asked Wenjing why so many people pretend to be ladies, and Wenjing said it was because it was easy to pretend. I'm not ashamed to ask how to pretend. Wen Jing said, as long as you say everything about me belongs to others, then everything will be easy.

The car rushed onto the viaduct and Wenjing stopped talking to the driver. I think the driver was confused by her. Now that he is on the viaduct, of course, he can't make fun of his life. After all, it's about one car and three lives. When Wenjing shut up, I took a look and found that she was wearing colorful clothes today. Wen Jing wears strange clothes and changes her style from time to time. I really can't stand her real and unreal style.

I mean, it's not like you're going to a costume party. Why are you pretending to be a turkey?

Your speech is really ugly. I have been at home for a long time, and I will die if I don't come out. Dressing up proves that I am also a warm-blooded young man.

You don't need to dress up, you are already very warm-blooded, and nothing can be less than you. What brought me out today?

I told you, many people are bored to death at home. If they don't come out, I guess I'll have to take a taxi and take them directly to the madhouse.

I suddenly realized that it had been two weeks since the summer vacation. Sleeping at home all day, watching movies, eating and sleeping online, life is very good. I don't think it's difficult. Instead, I feel carefree and refined. Last semester, I had a good time. The old professors gave me high marks as if I had an appointment. My report card is AAA, which is very nice. So this summer vacation, I had a leisurely time. I think I will be a senior as soon as I start school, and I will be an adult in the social practice semester. I think it will be more energetic.

I was intoxicated with my magnificent future when Wen Jing suddenly dropped a sentence. Hey, I heard that Gu Xiaobei has a new girlfriend and brought her here today. She deliberately lowered her voice to make it look like we were doing a murder.

I turned around and felt a little uncomfortable. I said, it's not like someone pinched your neck. Seriously.

I'm surprised. Hey, why don't you respond to Gu Xiaobei's new girlfriend?

What was my reaction? It's about old millet and rotten sesame.

Wenjing didn't speak, but still put on Mona Lisa's smile, which made me feel particularly distorted. If you see a turkey smiling at you like that, you will feel uncomfortable.

The car rushed down the viaduct into the downtown area, and there was a scene of feasting outside the window.

After driving for more than ten minutes, I told Wenjing that if you dare to mention those old almanac things again, I will kill you.

Section 3: How innocent you pretend to be.

The car stopped at the gate of a hotel, and I looked up at the extraordinary style and then looked up at the four stars. I asked Wenjing who would pay the bill today, and Wenjing said, Bai Song. After dinner, she added that Bai Song's father.

In fact, I knew it was white pine with my toes, and only he was so rich. Bai Song's father is a senior official in politics, and his mother is an important person in business. He is the youngest son in our class. In fact, the real name is Yan, but when I introduce myself for the first time, everyone will ask: Is it white? So he later introduced himself to everyone as Bai Song. Let's call people by their first names. It sounds hot.

When we walked into the lobby, Wenjing and I saw Bai Song's father. Uncle Yan is my dad's friend and the boss of Wenjing's dad. So the two of us greeted each other affectionately and shouted "Uncle Yan" with one voice, which made it very clear.

Yan Bobo smiled calmly. After all, he is a man who has seen the world, but the expressions of those people behind him who wear black suits and have the faces of migrant workers are very strange. Therefore, I wisely realized that Wen Jing and I were so enthusiastic that others would think that we were not business professionals. So I winked at Wenjing, who immediately put his hand on Uncle Yan's neck and drew a quail shape in front of him. He said, Uncle Yan, dad has been thinking about you. Go home when you are free. So Yan Bobo smiled more happily, and the migrant workers in suits and ties behind him were relieved. It is a theorem that girls who are ice-smart will naturally attract people. Beautiful and ice-smart girls like Wen Jing and I are naturally more attractive. But it's no wonder that migrant workers in suits and ties feel that these days, in my mother's words, all girls dress up as college students and college students dress up as ladies. At first glance, the city is full of bad professional workers, which is spectacular.

In fact, Uncle Yan is eating here today, and Bai Song is following him. His father asked him if he wanted to find some friends to accompany him. So Bai Song withdrew from this group of friends. Uncle Yan is famous for loving his son.

White pine is waiting for someone at the elevator door, dressed in a white suit and tailored. You can tell at a glance that it is expensive.

Wenjing whispered to him in the lobby, saying that he seemed to be putting on airs today. Are you getting married?

White pine smiled with a good temper and said with a unique expression, it's my treat. Anyway, I have to make a personal appearance to meet you.

Wen Jing said yes, it's very human. Even a duck will die with a grudge when he sees you.

White pine said, well, at enmity with you poor, who is poor with you, who is mentally ill looking for someone to blow, go up quickly, the seventh floor, Cedar Hall and Gu Xiaobei are all here.

When the elevator door closed, Bai Songte mysteriously told us that my new girlfriend was on it. I'll introduce you later. You two are inferior!

Fuck you. Anyone who sees Lanlin and me will feel inferior. Wenjing gave him a white look, and then the elevator door closed.

Why did everyone bring their girlfriends today? They are all new. Fair enough. Wen Jing said gloomily.

The elevator rushed up silently. The elevator in the hotel really enjoys going up and down.

As soon as the elevator door opened, I saw Gu Xiaobei, majestic and standing at the door like a prince. I haven't seen him for months, but he seems to have changed little.

The woman standing next to him excites me and Wenjing. She stood beside Gu Xiaobei and never stopped. Her thighs are as soft as snakes, swaying from side to side, making spring full of Gankun. When she and Gu Xiaobei came over, that little broken rice step was really amazing.

Wenjing smiled in my ear, and she said, you see how innocent ya is. Compared with her, we are prostitutes. After listening, I smiled with her, and I felt my face dying with a smile. What a lame metaphor. I glanced at Wenjing and thanked her for her cleverness.

Section IV: Cutter Mouth and Cutter Core

Gu Xiaobei came over and introduced us. He pointed to us and said, this is Lin Lan and Wenjing, and this is Li Moli.

Wen Jing was so enthusiastic that he held out his hand and shook it. It was so fast, I felt that she had no hands before, and she suddenly pulled them out from her waist, just like the Japanese who committed suicide by caesarean section. She smiled like a flower and said something inhuman. Hey, Molly, I can tell from her name that she is a virgin.

Then I saw Gu Xiaobei and Li Moli's faces turned white. I know that Wenjing has a bad first impression of Li Mouli, and she hates such affected girls. But I think what she said also said, I am very kind and will enliven the atmosphere, so I pulled Li Mouli over and said to her affectionately, Little Jasmine, ignore her, your name doesn't sound like a virgin. Say that finish after suddenly found that this is not a good word, Gu Xiaobei was blue in the face there.

Li Mouli's face is a little passive-active, forced to act like a lady and embarrassed to attack, so she has to turn red and white. I guess she has scolded me and Wenjing for eighteen generations in her heart. Anyone involved in this matter will think that Wenjing and I are playing with her, but I really can't bear Guanyin Tathagata.

She changed her face there for a while, and it is estimated that she has recovered. Then she said gracefully that her name is not Molly, but Li Moli.

It suddenly occurred to me that Wen Jing told me how to pretend to be a lady, that is, to get married. I squinted at Wenjing, and she immediately got the message when she looked at me, and then laughed at me. It was called a festival.

Gu Xiaobei next to me gave me a cross look. He said, Lin Lan, what are you doing today?

When I said no, I remembered a joke.

After that, I found that Jasmine had entered the room in full spring. I really admire her for not being in a hurry with us.

Gu Xiaobei said, you said somebody else a big girl standing in front of you, what do you think of you, you think a joke, you this person loss not loss.

I ignored him and said, remember that the joke shows that she is long enough for Zhou Wang, Wu Wang and Zheng. If she is older, maybe we can come up with pornographic jokes for you.

Gu Xiaobei gave us a frown and said, I know you two are poor in mouth and bitter in heart.

I won't give you any trouble, Gu Xiaobei. Your vision is too low. If you are emotionally frustrated and want to find a substitute, you can't be too far away from Lanlin. You don't want to insert a can of green onions just after inserting a bottle of roses. Your taste has become too fast. You are trying to play something new, but we must have a slow acceptance process.

Gu Xiaobei squinted at me as if someone had drawn a turtle on my face and smiled treacherously. He said, what if you two run on her just because she is my girlfriend? Lin Lan, are you still jealous?

I squinted, too. I said, don't flatter yourself. My pursuers can't carry all the carriages. Who cares about those stupid things? I felt very weak after I finished.

Gu Xiaobei hem and haw smiled, he said, who doesn't know your stupid thing, you die is three.

Section 5: Nietzsche.

I suddenly felt particularly discouraged. Gu Xiaobei said three, I know who he meant. When I fell in love with Gu Xiaobei, there were three episodes in the middle. One is a literary youth in the Chinese Department of our school. It is estimated that he usually doesn't read much, and he also wants to read the books of people who are dead or too old to knock on the coffin board. For a while, he chased me. He said that the female students nowadays are very vulgar, and then he looked at me for a long time and said that you are better. Shit, I'm just a little better after all this trouble. So I ran away. If he knows that I write books, he may bump into a dead man's head, or kill me first, which will bring trouble to a stable society. Of course, I can't give in to such a person. I'm a book fraud anyway. Oh, no, I make money by writing books. There is also a sports special student, who is over 1.9 meters and close to 2 meters. The whole orangutan, he chased me purely because of human instinct, which made me particularly confident in my appearance and figure. But a man chases you because you are beautiful. Anyway, he feels blocked in his heart and says goodbye. Gu Xiaobei and I are still singing our main theme unswervingly.

The last episode is white pine, which is a big battle. It is because of him that Gu Xiaobei and I broke up.

I said, it's all over. Who remembers? Say that finish waved smartly.

Gu Xiaobei seemed a little depressed, he said, but I remember.

When I looked at Gu Xiaobei's face, I felt very sad. Who believes that this is the model that the whole school wants to erect an archway for him when he hurts me? At that time, three people didn't speak, the atmosphere is very sad. Three people were depressed when Bai Song trotted to me.

Lin Lan, have you seen my girlfriend? Li Moli, she is a real lady. I'm fine. When Bai Song spoke, his face was radiant. Say that finish also put a Huang Feihong modelling, jumping around, small sample, the whole a big tail Wolf.

Hearing this, Wenjing and I almost never turned our backs. Gu Xiaobei leaned against the wall, laughing to death. Wenjing and I laughed at each other like convulsions.

Bai Song certainly didn't understand what was going on, but he didn't ask, so he called everyone in. Wenjing said she had to go to the bathroom first, and I said I would go, too.

When washing your hands, Wenjing asked me, is there really no Gu Xiaobei in your heart?

I said, it's gone.

Wen Jing smiled. She said, "You are just a kind little common people like us. I will pretend to be a grandson and let you get it once. My heart hurts. " . Then she went out.

I stood in front of the sink and didn't speak for a long time Thinking about Wenjing's mouth is really cruel.

How can I not have Gu Xiaobei in my heart? That's not something you can forget.

Gu Xiaobei and I are high school classmates. I have been a disobedient student since high school, because I fell in love with Gu Xiaobei. At that time, I was so loving and pure that I could hold hands and play all night. Gu Xiaobei and I held hands for the first time. I didn't sleep that night. I was lying in bed laughing to myself. My mother stood up laughing and thought I was possessed. The next day, Gu Xiaobei told me that he stayed up all night. However, Gu Xiaobei and I are the best students in the whole grade, and the teacher can't bear to scold us. My English teacher is very young. She always teases me to eat Gu Xiaobei and me. Tell me where I can find such a good teacher. This is called a gardener to feed us, and some teachers, the whole farmers, and our good seedlings have been destroyed by them. Originally, Gu Xiaobei and I had to go to the best university, but in the last few mock exams, I behaved very differently, and my home was turned upside down. Later, I was afraid to fill in my volunteers. Gu Xiaobei is so humanized that he took my volunteer book and copied it. When I saw him filling out the form with a pen, I thought he was really handsome. As a result, my score jumped to a record high, and I didn't regret it, but Gu Xiaobei comforted me, as if I was the only one who fell in that stupid university without him. Because of this, my father felt very sorry for me, because he kept telling me when I filled in my volunteer: everything should be safe, everything should be safe. As a result, I did really well in the exam, exceeding the admission line of that university 100, and got the first-class scholarship by mistake, which was also a comfort to my bleak life. Gu Xiaobei also won a first-class scholarship. By the way, he did better than me in the exam. That is, from that time on, my central position in the family was established, and my parents felt that they owed me. I am just a sun at home, Nietzsche.

Section 6: the model of love

After college, Gu Xiaobei and I became role models for everyone to fall in love. In fact, Gu Xiaobei is a model. If Gu Xiaobei is a flower in others' eyes, then I must be the one with flowers. Because of my bad behavior. Gu Xiaobei once said that he never worried that I would dump him and run away with another man, because no one could stand my stubbornness except him. I remember when we were in love, I was very melodramatic and always wanted the stars and the moon. Gu Xiaobei gave me up, and my bad temper became more and more rampant. For example, in the winter of minus ten or twenty degrees in Beijing, I want Gu Xiaobei to go all the way to a steamed stuffed bun shop outside the school in the morning to buy me steamed stuffed buns for breakfast. Gu Xiaobei also smiles and goes shopping by bike every morning. He waits for me downstairs at 7: 30 every morning, which is more punctual than Big Ben in London. And I always dress up upstairs for a long time, muddling along, and find something to do when I have nothing to do. The sisters in the whole dormitory couldn't stand it anymore, saying that they would drag Lin Lan out and shoot him. When I went downstairs and stood in front of Gu Xiaobei, he always gave me the steamed stuffed bun, saying that you should warm your hands first, and then looked at me with a smile. He held his hand and breathed. I saw his hand cracked with cold from riding a bike. I was particularly distressed at that time. I think I must marry Gu Xiaobei and take my bed with me.

When I came out of the bathroom, I was still immersed in memories. As soon as I opened the door of the room, I heard a loud noise, and the whole room was particularly noisy. As soon as I entered, I saw XXX, XXX and a group of people sitting on the big sofa in the corner of the room. There are many children of senior officials in our school, and each one can spend more than the other. What a fucking scum. Someone is calling you, Lin Lan. Sit down.

When I passed by, I saw Angel Yao, the beauty of our school. She sat beside Gu Xiaobei like a peacock wearing jewels. Gu Xiaobei was peeling an apple and handed it to Yao Shanshan. Yao Shanshan said, You help me to divide it into small pieces, so I can't bite. Shit, I'm more melodramatic than before. Gu Xiaobei was really good-natured, and gave her the apple in small pieces.

So I know that Gu Xiaobei's new girlfriend is Angel Yao.

I looked at Wenjing, and she gave me a meaningful smile with a little sympathy. I know her talking eyes are saying to me, Lin Lan, you really fell down this time.

The people who chased Angel Yao in our school really came home with a full load and never stopped. When I heard that there was such a person, I immediately remembered the scene of millions of troops crossing the blockade. Yao Shanshan was an insurmountable fortress. One soldier fell and countless soldiers stood up. She made a mess of the school. Gu Xiaobei, a young man, is really lucky that a dead cat meets a mouse.

I sat next to Gu Xiaobei and said, Boy, I can do it. Hey.

Gu Xiaobei looked at me intently with a serious expression. He didn't speak for a long time and followed my dad like a sleepwalker. Then he handed me the apple. Yao Shanshan was suddenly unhappy. I said that your boy is really brave, openly making an affair in front of his lover.

Gu Xiaobei seems to be sleepwalking, turning around and handing the apple to Yao Shanshan. Yao Shanshan took it with a face of unhappiness. I guess a big problem is tied up, probably reinforced concrete. I am very afraid of getting into trouble with others, but it seems that I was born to get into trouble. But today has nothing to do with me. As people have proved, Gu Xiaobei is very confused.

I stared at him, he said. I used to be bullied by you, and I felt like a slave sitting next to you.

Then I heard Angel Yao biting an apple with a crisp click. I guess she thinks the apple is my head.

Section 7: Acne is not contagious

When eating in Fiona Fang, I waved my chicken feet on the two-meter dining table. I stayed at home for a long time, so I must get more delicious food. Besides, I don't eat with my parents, and I don't often come to a place where ordinary people have to sell blood to drink a bowl of porridge. So you're welcome. Come to think of it, I never seem to be polite.

During the dinner, Wen Jing and I both drank three bottles of beer. But this is just a small test. Wenjing's father and my father met at the dinner, and Wenjing and I also met at the dinner. The characteristic of our * * * is that we have attended our father's dinner since childhood, and then we can't drink women's wine. Wen Jing said, what is beer? I used it as water when I was a child. On one occasion, Wen Jing and I were arrested and dragged to have dinner with her father's guests. She and I pretended to be her father's secretary and then put down a table of people as expected. As soon as her father was happy to give us a set of cosmetics, Wen Jing and I sneaked into the department store to see the price, which was several zeros, and we were very excited at once.

I saw Gu Xiaobei picking up food for Yao Shanshan between toasts, and suddenly remembered the way he gave me fat meat in the canteen. I didn't feel anything at that time, so I wondered why he never got fat.

Halfway through the meal, someone suggested playing games and going to the magic house for a big adventure. In fact, what I learned from Monopoly and Meteor Garden is that one person chooses qualified people and the other decides their fate. This is just a trick. A group of people lead a crazy life. As a result, once Molly and Angel Yao became fate manipulators, and Wen Jing and I were both tingling in our hearts, thinking that it was over and the person who should take revenge would take revenge. The two of them really didn't live up to me and Wenjing's hopes, and they were really excited. Jasmine pretended to be pure and said, let's be single here today. She spoke in a very simple tone, as if she were reading a poem. I have black eyes, and this time I fell into the hands of two girls. Although Wen Jing came alone, she also has a boyfriend, an emerging elite in advertising. So I had to bite the bullet and stand up, and then a boy with acne stood up opposite me. I squinted at Gu Xiaobei. It is true that people are still eating with their heads down. I shouted in my heart. I said Gu Xiaobei would kill me with your girlfriend. She said that Yao Shanshan really played hard enough to live up to her image as a bunker. Then give Lin Lan a kiss.

The man's face flushed, but I think he looked more excited than shy. A group of devil wears prada around me also booed. He also got the nerve to come over. I looked up at him. I said you have to take three more steps to try. I won't fucking kill you! I guess the flame of anger in my eyes was particularly strong, and the man stopped wisely. Angel Yao continued to fan the flames there, saying that you should be able to afford it if you come out to play. Don't play if you can't play. I gnashed my teeth when I looked at her like that. You were still eating McDonald's when I fucking came out to play. Yao Shanshan said, then either drink, and anyone who violates the rules of the game will drink. I didn't say anything. Push the beer glass over here. I want to pour at will. I still can't believe you can put me down with a glass of beer.

As a result, Yao Shanshan was even more ruthless than I expected. She turned around and took a bottle of Wuliangye, splashed it on my cup and washed it like pure water. I regret that I want to commit suicide, and I have to put a big-tailed wolf on my face. I'm thinking, I should let that man kiss me, and there is a lot of meat, so acne is not contagious.

Section 8: I vomited it all.

Yao Shanshan fell for nearly half a cup before stopping, and then provoked me with her eyes. Gu Xiaobei can finally speak human words. He wanted to empty the glass and said, this is too much. Yao Shanshan didn't want to. She said, I didn't make the rules. I went too far. Gu Xiaobei looked at her and looked angry. I didn't want to embarrass him, so I picked it up and drank it. While drinking, I thought, Yao Shanshan, you'd better burn incense and tell your son Buddha not to fall into my hands.

I thought I was drunk when I put down my glass. Otherwise, how can I see Gu Xiaobei's diamond-like colored eyes?

I ate until the light came on. A large group of people showed their true colors, singing and dancing, and some people pretended to meditate with their heads in the corner.

I don't know when dinner ended. Anyway, when we went out, the momentum there had just started, and it was estimated that the war had not yet begun.

I don't know what time it is when I walk out of the hotel. Anyway, the wind has blown away the hot air, and the hot air during the day has almost dissipated. Many people have left, leaving only me, Wenjing, Gu Xiaobei and Bai Song.

Bai Song said, why don't you go somewhere else to renew your stall?

Wenjing immediately came to the fun. This guy is like a thief at night. His eyes are bright and he is afraid of wolves. I'm so tired that I'm about to collapse. Just say I'm in old bones and want to go home. Wenjing stared at me as if I owed her 200 yuan. Yao Shanshan came running, took my hand and said, Lin Lan, let's go and play with me. I don't know if it was because I drank too much or something, but I felt sick at that time. I think it's the first time I've met you. I've just been here. It's like knowing you for 500 years. I just can't say anything. Since Yao Shanshan has done enough face, I will make up the lining anyway.

Two cars sped along the wide road, heading for a more colorful place.

I fainted in the car, and the driver of the car kept smiling guiltily. I guess he thought I was carsick. I opened the window glass and let the wind blow, keeping a clear head of the revolution. I looked at Yao Shanshan sitting next to me, sitting very straight, just like the wife of a foreign prime minister.

I am a dog with a bad temper. I especially like to challenge others. I have been challenging my mother since I was a child, then the kindergarten aunt, then the teachers of different grades, and finally the professor. Now, I am challenging Gu Xiaobei's girlfriend. I especially regret how I drank such a big glass of white wine. It's ethanol. What can I do if I don't drink Yao Shanshan? I still don't believe it.

The car rushed onto the viaduct again, and I looked out of the window, experiencing the feeling that all the other peaks in the sky were short ... The lights flowed in chaos below, like water. I feel dizzy and my expression is painful, just like biting a piece of coptis chinensis. The driver probably saw my expression in the rearview mirror and smiled apologetically. I really want to comfort him. I was just about to say, master, it's none of your business. As a result, all the delicacies I just ate with my mouth open were spit out. I'm sorry about that, but it's silver!