Humorous sentences learned

Teacher's classic slip of the tongue 1 "The male classmate stands on my left, the female classmate stands on my right, and the others stay where they are!" The teacher didn't move.

One day, it was raining heavily outside. The teacher came into the classroom with a full face of rain. He doesn't know what to look for on the table. After searching for a while, he asked his classmates in the front row, "Where's my facial tissue?"

In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation. On the podium, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "Attention, students, I'm going to be deformed!" "

A classmate was making trouble below, and the teacher said, "stand on the blackboard for me!" ! "

5 Junior high school teachers always like to participate in the topic: "My bottom radius is 20CM. I am 50CM tall, so I ... "Someone below said," I'm a fool ... "

6 high school algebra teacher: "Don't make any noise!"

When raising the national flag in junior high school, you should wear school uniforms, but there are always some people who don't wear school uniforms or only wear school uniforms. Before each flag raising, the headmaster said with a megaphone, "Some students don't wear clothes, some don't wear pants, and some simply don't wear clothes or pants!" " "

Interestingly, the students are not ... teachers ~