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Sentences praising boyfriends are humorous.

1. When a man does something, one is one, and two is two. When a woman does something, one plus two equals five.

2. Mature men are the guardians of wheat fields, so watch carefully! It's a dream of tulip fields. Be drunk!

3. The smooth and white face is full of angular coolness; Dark and deep eyes, glowing with charming color; The bushy eyebrows, high nose and beautiful lips all show nobility and elegance.

4. He is working there quietly, with a fat waist. The not-so-handsome face is completely filled up at this time.

5. At this time, men are very serious and have a moment of childishness, which will stimulate the desire for tenderness.

6. It is right for a man not to flick when he has tears. But the next sentence of this sentence is that when you cry, this person is a real man.

7. The road to a man's heart must pass through the bottleneck of his self-esteem. You know, flattery can make you go all over the world invincible, and of course it is also a slap in the face of men.

8. Go shopping with me during the holiday, maybe buy nothing, but I want us to walk together and let others know how much we love each other.

9. My hero should have perseverance, not be crazy in prosperity, not panic in adversity, resist when the wind comes, and carry it when the sky falls.

1. Every successful person has a beginning. Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success.

11. I think there are more sad men than women. Women love the first love, and men love the last one.

12, a man has the ability to raise his wife into a tigress, which shows that this man is confident.

13. This man is handsome and manly.

14. Only a mature and independent man can give the lover around him the greatest sense of security.

15. Teenagers sit under the blooming cherry trees, their hair is as shiny as jet, and their skin around their necks is as delicate as beautiful porcelain.