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Do Koreans say Confucius is Korean? Is it true?/You don't say.
Not only that Confucius was Korean
but also that Sun Yat-sen was of Korean descent
But as a China native, I don't think you don't know
where our old Mr. Kong is from.
Here's a news for you to see for yourself
Understand how shameless Koreans are
In my opinion, South Korea is a country with extreme narcissism. Koreans are already preparing to apply for the world cultural heritage with the ceremony of offering sacrifices to Confucius. The next step is to completely turn Confucius into a Korean. However, there are still arguments on whether or not to offer sacrifices to Confucius in the forum in China. Many people are extremely sarcastic about Confucius.
On September 28th, it was the 2557th anniversary of Confucius' birth. At the same time, the mainland and Taiwan Province held a ceremony to pay homage to Confucius. On the previous September 26th, a group of pictures of the Korean Confucius Memorial Ceremony also became the headlines of major portals. What is the intention of Koreans to publicize their activities of offering sacrifices to Confucius on a large scale before China?
It's not the first day that Koreans always want to keep the excellent elements of Chinese culture for themselves. As early as 25, South Korea has successfully declared the Dragon Boat Festival, which was inherited from China, as a world cultural heritage, which has become a pain in the hearts of all China people. The ceremony of offering sacrifices to Confucius is their next goal.
As long as you carefully study the materials of Korean worshipping Confucius, you will find that they have been emphasizing authenticity. After watching the Korean video of offering sacrifices to the hole, and comparing it with China's video of offering sacrifices to the hole, most people will get the feeling that the Korean ceremony seems more orthodox and noble. It seems that the Korean people's worship holes are always against China's. If you wear Manchu robes and mandarin jackets, I will wear orthodox Hanfu. Your rituals change and there is no fixed formula, but we follow the ancient rituals. You criticized Confucius in the Cultural Revolution, but we respected Confucius for hundreds of years. Your ceremony of offering sacrifices to Confucius is often led by zhengfu, but our ceremony of offering sacrifices to Confucius is a national activity held by more than 2 township schools at the same time!
Koreans have a clear purpose, that is, to make people feel that only they are the orthodox worshippers of Confucius, and only they are the most qualified to offer sacrifices to Confucius. Then you can apply for the world cultural heritage with their centuries-old ceremony of offering sacrifices to Confucius!
Compared with the previous two years, China's offering sacrifices to Confucius really made people feel a little chilling. The jokes about the pig's ass pointing at Confucius and the farce of the eunuch dressed in robes and mandarin jackets were endless. Today, thanks to the help of a powerful enterprise with Confucian businessmen's thoughts like Wuliangye, the dilemma of renting Peking Opera costumes because of lack of money in the past was avoided. It is indeed in line with the orthodoxy of China's grain sacrifice to offer wine with Wuliangye, and the ritual of "the grain at the bottom of the cup is filled with liquid". However, South Korea has taken the lead in the promotion of offering sacrifices to Confucius internationally, and China's destruction of Confucius culture in the past years is really chilling, which makes us always look inferior to Koreans.
It's not a day or two since Koreans coveted Confucius. In an illustration of a Korean history textbook, the northeast of China and Shandong have all become the territory of South Korea in history! Shandong is a Korean, and Confucius, a Shandong native, is naturally a Shandong native. In this Korean textbook, sentences such as "suppressing the Han people in farming culture" and "punishing the war in Datang" can be seen everywhere. We always focus on the incident of modifying textbooks by pig people, but we don't notice that Koreans are also very good at this kind of thing.
Koreans argue that Confucius is a Korean, and there is another argument: ji zi, an aristocrat of Shang Dynasty, was the first to establish political power on the Korean peninsula. Ji zi was a relative of Zhou Wang in Shang Dynasty, and the King of Wu of Western Zhou Dynasty attacked him. Ji zi was unwilling to accept the rule of the Western Zhou Dynasty. So he led 5 Shang people to escape to the Korean Peninsula and Liaodong Peninsula, and established a political refugee country-Jizi Korea. Most people in Shang Dynasty stayed in China, which was distributed in Song Wei and other countries in the Western Zhou Dynasty. The first monarch of Song Dynasty was ji zi's relative-Wei Zi. Confucius is a descendant of the nobility of the Song Dynasty, and of course he is a descendant of ji zi, a Korean ancestor.
In the eyes of China people, this kind of relationship is undoubtedly ridiculous and shameful, but it is undoubtedly natural for Koreans who grew up reading such history textbooks. Therefore, applying for the world cultural heritage for the ceremony of offering sacrifices to Confucius will get the support of so many Koreans, and Koreans will confidently issue the grand theory that "Confucius is ours".
tampering with history is the first step, and applying for the memorial ceremony for Confucius is the second step. Next, it will give the international community the impression that Confucius is really a Korean, with the ultimate goal of achieving that Korea is the origin of Asian culture, and Korean civilization has nurtured East Asian civilizations including China!
But what are we China people doing at this moment? There are always some people in China who are keen to satirize Confucius and Confucian culture with all kinds of unbearable language. From the Cultural Revolution to the present, what qualifications do we have to say that our Confucian culture is more orthodox and more universal than that of South Korea?
The black sheep are going to hand over their ancestors to foreigners, and the soul of Confucius is crying in the sky.
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