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Eunuch recalls Queen Wanrong's private affairs in the bathroom, undressing for others to play with.
Sun recalled: "Usually, she would take an elegant bath, take off all her clothes and put them on after washing. She kept her hands still, and all the maids waited on her. Anyway, she sat there, motionless. "
After taking a shower, Wan Rong often sits naked by the bathtub for a long time, looking at his skin up and down. She is narcissistic. Because Emperor Puyi seldom spent the night with her, even if he came, he would stay for a while and leave. There is no sex life between the two.
In Sun's view, there is another strange thing in the Queen's Palace, that is, there is no toilet. She urinated on the top of the room, and the maid-in-waiting in the room below poured the toilet for her at any time. Among eunuchs, it's interesting to talk about the queen taking a bath. Usually, she takes a bath in the room where she combs her hair. She took off all her clothes and put them on after washing. Her hand did not move, and the maid-in-waiting served. She chose two older maids to wipe her back, rub her feet and cut her toenails. Anyway, she always sits there motionless.
The large porcelain bathtub is one of the most conspicuous things in Wanrong wing. She is very strict about this, and let the maids scrub it every day. If you find it slightly unclean, you should not only wipe it again, but also impose a heavy penalty. Of course, not everyone can use the Queen's bathtub.
ladies-in-waiting and eunuchs all know that after a bath, Wanrong often sits naked by the porcelain bathtub and looks at her skin up and down for a long time. The maid-in-waiting whispered behind her back that she was "narcissistic" naked.
Actually, it's better to say that she feels sorry for herself. Because almost everyone around her knows that Puyi seldom spends the night with her. Even if she comes, she will stay for a while and leave. It is an open secret in Palace of Gathered Elegance that there is no married life between them.
Eunuchs and ladies-in-waiting naturally dare not whisper to each other in front of Puyi and Wanrong, but they often treat it as a joke behind their backs. Graceful appearance and posture have also become the content of their private chat.
"You don't know, the queen's skin is white and tender, and she was born a beautiful baby!"
"how could I not know? Every time I give her a bath, I always look at her again. That figure, how handsome. "
"Hey, if I can give the queen a bath, it will look even better." Xiao Ruixia sighed for this.
graceful, helpless and eccentric. She doesn't want the young maid-in-waiting to give her a bath. She always orders older ladies-in-waiting.
These inevitably reached the ears of eunuchs who had a good relationship with ladies-in-waiting, and were whispered by them, which became one of the most interesting topics in small talk. Even eunuchs and prostitutes occasionally have a civilized argument about whether the queen is beautiful in clothes or naked. Palace taboos, in these famous prostitutes and eunuchs, often become deformed "hot spots."
in front of the master, the jargon of the palace waiter is "doing bad work". Everyone should pay special attention to hygiene. Not only should you cut your nails frequently, there should be no mud under your nails, but you should also take a bath and change clothes frequently, so you can't smell anything.
Eunuchs often get wet because of physical problems, and they can smell strange smell without taking a bath for several days. So, Sun took a bath at least every five or six days, bought a bottle of "Linpai" toilet water, and a small bottle of vanishing cream now in the ocean, which was often used on his body, and he could smell the fragrance from a distance when he first started walking.
There is another strange thing in the palace, which is so big that there is no place to take a bath. You can't wait to rot! So, they all want to go to the northern end of the northern strip and take a bath in the bathhouse facing west to east. It was opened by the leader of the Princess Palace, eunuch "General Manager Lu".
This is a bathhouse for eunuchs only, and ordinary people can't come in. It's very particular. One person, one basin and one pond, and then change the water after washing. After entering, everyone has a bed and a small table. Before taking a bath, the servant offered a pot of fragrant tea: "Sir, please"
Here, eunuchs are called lords, not husbands and fathers outside. Pedicures and baths are all eunuchs, dressed in the same clothes, and no one laughs at anyone. There are also evils. Every time the little eunuch enters the palace, he will receive special attention here. Good-looking, snow-white nude is always stared at by the lewd eyes of the old eunuchs without exception, and even some young eunuchs will become "companions" of the old eunuchs here. The owner recognized here often loses common sense and assumes the meaning of lust.
In the future, Sun often goes to the bathhouse north of Beach Road to take a bath. There are pots and pools, big baths, eunuchs and ordinary people. But he often prefers to spend two more dollars and wait for a basin to wash, so as not to make jokes when people take a shower.
Out of curiosity, the eunuch cares more about Wanrong's private life than her food and clothing. It is natural for young women to have their period. Every time the queen comes, not only the maids and eunuchs are well known, but Puyi must also know clearly. For example, Wanrong always asks older rich women to feel the pulse of doctors in Thai hospitals first.
The most interesting thing is that whenever Wanrong has her period, she always goes to hall of mental cultivation to ask for leave from Puyi. Later, Puyi and Wanrong didn't get along well, so somehow, this errand fell dramatically on Sun. Every month, Fu Ma will whisper to Sun, "Today, you have to ask for leave from Long Live Grandpa again."
He must go to Puyi immediately. When he doesn't kneel at ordinary times, he tells stories. He had to kneel down seriously. If he looks better at Puyi, he may just bend over and ask for his respect: "Slave, the master of the Queen asks for leave from Long live the Lord." On hearing this, Puyi understood and waved. "All right"
After the public holiday, Sun will go to hall of mental cultivation. "The Queen invited her minions to the Longevity Palace for a holiday."
It turned out that the eunuch and the maid-in-waiting were joking behind her back. "Shouer, your business is coming again."
"the queen will come to' things' and you will come to' things'."
"Why, I heard that you changed the queen?"
"I can't leave, but I can't leave." Hearing this, Sun gnashed her teeth.
"Hey, you can do it. You're going to be a fairy." Fu Ma is puzzled.
Because Sun will know for sure every time before graceful menstruation comes. "Master, something happened to Commander Jianbiao again." After a day or two, Wan Rong really found a rich mother to tell him about it.
"true god!" Fu studied Sun repeatedly for a while. "How do you know so accurately?"
he always laughs but doesn't answer. In fact, although Sun became a eunuch, he is still a young man, still sexually aroused and still interested in women. As early as in Taobei Yuefu, he stole the erotic picture and stayed up all night with excitement. Some old eunuchs, although they have lost their sexual ability, are more interested in sexual intercourse, something they can't get.
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This is just a rebellious mentality: the more you can't get it, the more you want it. If you never get it, the more you will try your best to find an alternative. In addition to the common eunuch homosexuality, venting with language is a habitual trick of old eunuchs. On the one hand, it is to show off oneself, on the other hand, it is a channel for self-comfort.
In this complex environment, Sun has been subtly influenced. His knowledge of men and women is no less than that of a woman who has never been married in her life like a rich woman.
Of course, their research on "erotic palace" is not inferior to that of ordinary people. A woman's "menstrual period" is a cinch. When I observed Wan Rong eating and frowning at the cold food, I knew it had happened again. This seemingly simple move is enough for the rich woman to worship him as a god.
Sun didn't explain, but laughed to himself. Many eunuchs also know his magical powers and are constantly asking questions. He couldn't help but grind hard and make the answer public, which caused a strange laugh and attracted ladies-in-waiting to poke around in the temple here.
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