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What shameless words did Cixi say to the minister before she died?

Cixi arranged her own funeral and last words before she died, but she said three words to the minister, which became an eternal joke.

What did Cixi say? The first sentence, harem women are not allowed to go into politics. Women are not allowed to participate in politics, which is an eternal legacy left by our ancestors. However, Cixi herself controlled the Qing Dynasty for more than half a century, poisoned Emperor Guangxu and took power to participate in politics, which led to the decline of the Qing Dynasty. Some people may think that she suddenly woke up when she died. A person who has been involved for more than half a century, do you think she just woke up now? It's just that I said something nice to whitewash myself before the temporary, so as not to leave a lasting stigma. This is what all emperors don't want to happen after their death, and what Cixi said is just nine Niu Yi hairs.

The second sentence is that eunuchs should not play politics. Speaking of eunuchs, Cixi appointed her own teacher, Li, who was so prized that she was second to none. Breaking the Yong Zhengdi rule that eunuchs can't cross Level 4 is to prevent eunuchs from playing politics and interfering in the ruling and opposition. It's shameless to say such positive things and do things that don't conform to the ancestral teachings aboveboard. What's wrong with the world laughing at her? If the former emperor knew, he would get up from under the coffin with anger.

The third sentence, the appointment of Puyi as the new emperor, is completely contradictory. It is stipulated in the front that women are not allowed to go into politics. Why not prepare the reserve team? In this case, Emperor Guangxu is also the best candidate. However, Cixi wants to do the opposite. Before she died, she would take Emperor Guangxu away, leaving a three-year-old child in charge of state affairs. Isn't this a slap in the face? This is what people have been doing for half a century?

In fact, whether Cixi said these three words has laid her eternal infamy. Women are not allowed to interfere in politics since ancient times. Wu Zetian was the first female emperor, and Cixi was the first person in the national disaster. Before she died, she didn't forget to bathe herself. Even the words she washed are full of holes. These three words said by Cixi are really stupid, which makes people laugh.