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Gintama funny quotes

"Gintama" is a film directed by Yuichi Fukuda and starring Shun Oguri, Masaki Sugata, Kanna Hashimoto, Masami Nagasawa, Masaki Okada, etc. It is adapted from the popular Japanese anime of the same name. Below is the content of Gintama’s funny quotes that I compiled. Welcome to read and learn from them.

1. As a man, it doesn’t matter how many people he kills, but a girl’s innocence cannot be betrayed.

2. "It doesn't matter, calm down, let's find the time machine first." "It's you who should calm down!"

3. Think carefully that life only feels long after you become an uncle. ! How terrible!

4. If you have time to choose a beautiful way to die, it is better to live beautifully until the last moment!

5. Gintoki: Do you have a driving license? Kagura: What kind of license do I need to hit someone with my car?

6. You don’t understand the pain of curly hair at all!

7. The things I want to protect have never changed!

8. Who ate my chocolate? If I admit it now, I will be merciful and only beat him until he is three-quarters dead!

9. There is an organ that is more important than my heart. Although I can’t see it, it is indeed in my body. Because of it, I can stand straight and move forward even if I stagger. Walk. If I don't go, it will be broken at the waist, and my soul will be broken at the waist. I value that more than my heart stopping.

10. Hey, Kagura, I have to go pee, so please do it here.

11. Dingchun is very well-behaved and will never bite anyone to death.

12. It doesn’t matter, I have decided to eat what I like and live a short life.

13. So naive, sweeter than Tianjin roasted chestnuts.

14. If you like someone, you should also like the dirty parts of that person.

15. Give me your cat ears, and I will have the three magic weapons of blade, glasses, and cat ears.

16. You bastard, have you stuffed your hopes and dreams into your anus?

17. A samurai does not need a reason to act. If there is something you want to protect, just draw your sword.

18. Don’t you understand that the things you throw away also contain important things? Abandoned your companions? You are wrong. In fact, you are afraid of losing your companions. Fighting alone until now? You are wrong. If you were alone at first, there would be no pain of loneliness. Abandoned yourself? You are wrong. You run away from the pain of carrying and the pain of being carried. You are nothing but a coward. This guy is much better than you already. It would be better if cowards were the opponents of cowards. Just let me be your opponent.

19. Eat what you like and live a short life.

20. Ah Nian, it doesn’t matter if you doubt anyone, but you are not allowed to doubt your own notice. I believe Sougo, he must be late because of severe constipation! I would rather believe him than that!

21. The old woman who never hesitates to help others is called the dead old woman for short.

22. I don’t care if you have eyes all over your body or if you are the father of eyes, I don’t need the tricks you mentioned to see them. The color of your filthy soul looks like shit to me. The guy who only knows how to cut people is just a bastard who ignores the pain of others. In the end, you can't see anything.

23. How can the dead speak? But I have made a unilateral agreement. I will never be ungrateful. Your wife may not live long, but before that day arrives, I will protect her on your behalf.

24. If you have the time to think of a beautiful way to die, it is better to live beautifully to the end.

25. You guys are so good. It’s all your idiots’ fault. Now tomorrow or yesterday, I can’t see anything from front to back. But thanks to you, I saw something. This is where I, the idiot, should go back.

26. Haha, it’s okay to be a beast, as long as it destroys everything! ! Until the beast moans no more.

27. Not everyone will hold something tightly in their hands, but they cannot be noticed when they have it. When I noticed the weight, it had already slipped from my hand. Although I thought many times that I would never pick it up again, I unknowingly carried it on my back.

There is a long way to go in a person's life.

28. Even if I don’t go, I will be no different from death. There is something more important to me than my heart, and it would be a disgrace if I stopped there. What I'm talking about is the soul, and I don't want it to suffer humiliation.

29. I say it! Takasugi, you can’t underestimate me like this! As for beasts, I have one too. But it's not dark at all. And its name is Dingchun!

30. Just go and get the sun back. The sun that has been forgotten by everyone who has been locked in this cage. No matter where you are, no matter what environment you are in, the sun will exist. Not Nichiwa, nor the boss here. Although your sun is sometimes obscured by clouds, if you look up at the sky, one day the clouds and fog will dissipate and the sun's rays will appear again.

31. Dig out the earwax and listen carefully: I have never fought for a cheap country. Whether the country dies or all the warriors die, it has nothing to do with me. It started how many years ago! No matter in the past or now, what I want to protect has never changed!

32. Apart from eating, drinking, sleeping and sleeping, everything else humans do is redundant. We are merely creating some of that excess.

33. Love? dream? What young people need is not so innocent. Yes, it is calcium. As long as they absorb more calcium, everything will go smoothly.

34. Hey, that annoying fat lard over there is cheaper for me. It has boogers stuck to it.

35. Disappear from this world, don’t leave a single DNA behind, and erase other people’s memories of you.

36. Hey, can you all hold hands and go to the toilet together? There are not enough toilets.

37. I don’t really understand those subtle things, but with parents who think about themselves, what else do I have to think about? I'm yearning for it! Families like yours. It's really ironic to say that the really important things are not as clear to those who have them as to those who don't have them. So, be kind to Kagura.

38. The suction power is really amazing. I really want to have one at home.

39. Rope, I will bring it next time I come. But that is not a rope for hanging, but a rope to pull you up from the depths of hell. No matter how much it is, I will prepare it for you!

40. What does it matter? It’s this kind of weather anyway. It doesn't matter if it's wet with blood or wet with rain. Whether it is spring rain, autumn rain, or blood rain, I will move forward even if I get wet. But...I don't want to get wet with a woman's tears.

41. People can’t live upright all the time. I wanted to move forward with my head held high, but I didn't know when I would be covered in mud. However, if you keep walking even then, the mud will dry up and fall off one day.

42. Are you kidding? Even a general will never forgive the guy who took away the meaning of my life!

43. After a man grows hair, he must learn to be self-reliant.

44. I, when you gave up a hundred people, I was already bound to a thousand people! I, when you destroyed thousands of people, you have already received the help of thousands of people! What does an army of several thousand people mean? We... are the three people who have protected everything and made it this far! We are...the House of Everything!

45. It is before dawn, and it is the darkest before dawn, but never close your eyes, because those who dare not look directly into the darkness cannot see the first ray of light of tomorrow, no matter what lies ahead. It's such a dark night...

46. People can't sit in one place for too long. When they wake up, they will be covered in moss.

47. Although we cannot choose the way to die, how you want to live is your freedom. This is the important thing. Even if you can't die with a smile, you can at least live with a smile.

48. It’s nothing! It doesn't matter if you don't live like a decent person, isn't it nice to leave the shame behind and be covered in mud? That's a great dish to go with wine, you idiot!

49. Have you stuffed your hopes and dreams into your anus? asshole!

50. Both men and dogs will become too old to recognize each other after two or three days without seeing each other.

51. Butts are traces of human beings’ past as angels, they are wings.

The chest is a trace of human beings' ancient weapons, which are missiles.

52. Yes, it’s the same as our streets. Vulgar and violent, gentle and cold, with smiles and tears. And the sun is just an ordinary street.

53. There are no bad guys in natural curly hair.

54. Even when men are joking, they have to risk their lives and be responsible for their words and deeds.

55. 80% of life is troubled! You will encounter even more trouble than this in the future! However, it's not all bad. At least when these days come to an end, the wine is particularly delicious.

56. Hands and feet, it doesn’t matter if I give you one or two. Even if your body is cut to pieces, if those rotten ropes of yours can cut off those damn evil fates, then cut them off for me to see!

57. Unlike you, I am still playing blasting in the toilet even at my age!

58. When it comes to what is right and what is wrong, in this chaotic world, it is by no means simple to define such a thing. To adapt to the rules set by others? If you are really willing to do this, you will become a doll that cannot decide anything on your own. Ultimately, it's up to you to decide. Just live by your own rules.

59. There are two things that humans fear: death and shame. Challenging the dead is simply stupid, and challenging the shameful is also a fool, but I appreciate this kind of fool.