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The five jokes that Japanese people hate most are 1 (China people will reach the top).

The five most annoying jokes in Japan (1)

Four surgeons sit together and talk about who they like to operate on.

The first doctor said, "I like operating on librarians best." When you open their bodies, inside

Everything is arranged alphabetically. "

The second doctor said, "I like operating on accountants best." When you open their bodies, everything is under pressure.

Number arrangement. "

The third doctor said, "I like operating on electricians best." When you find their bodies, everything is useless.

Color code. "

The fourth doctor said, "I like operating on Japanese best." The other three doctors looked at each other and said

close

Wondering what one of them asked. The fourth doctor said, because they have no heart and no spine, and their butts and heads can be exchanged.

Japan's five most annoying jokes (2)

A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "Sorry, he went last week.

The world no longer exists. "The next day, the man called again and wanted to talk to Kazutaro. This time, the operator got a little bored and said

I've been telling you that he died last week. Why are you calling? "The man said," because of me.

I just want to hear it.

Japan's five most annoying jokes (4)

Japan's five most annoying jokes (4)

A taxi is driving on the way to Chicago airport, and a Japanese tourist is sitting on it. At this time, one

A taxi passed by and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! " soon

Another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too early! " Another taxi passed.

The past "hey! It's Mitsubishi made in Japan! Very fast! " Taxi drivers are 100% American. Look at that.

Seeing that so many Japanese cars have surpassed their American cars, plus the arrogant language of that Japanese, I can't help but get annoyed.

When another taxi overtook it, the taxi pulled into the airport parking lot. "It's Honda! Made in Japan! quick

Great! There's no cure! "The taxi driver stopped and pointed angrily at the meter and said," 1500 dollars.

. ""so close to 1500 dollars? !” "meter! Made in Japan! Very fast! There's no cure! "