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Short and reasonable classical Chinese

1. Reasonable ancient famous sentences in China (8 articles) 1. With copper as a mirror, you can be well dressed; Taking history as a mirror, we can know the rise and fall; Take people as a mirror, you can know the gains and losses.

2. Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for illness, but advice when most unpleasant is good for action.

3. If the sky is going to fall, the Sri Lankan people must first suffer from their minds, their bones and muscles, their bodies, their bodies and their actions. Therefore, their persistence has benefited them a lot.

4. Don't do it for the small good, and don't do it for the small evil.

5, the worry of the world first, the joy of the world later.

6. Since ancient times, no one has died in life, leaving Dan's heart shining.

7, wealth can not be lewd, poverty can not be moved.

8. Since you are out of the hole, you should forgive others and forgive others.

2. A reasonable scholar of classical Chinese must have a teacher. Teacher, so preach and teach to solve doubts. People are not born knowing, who can have no doubt? If you are confused and don't follow the teacher, you will be confused and you will never understand. Before I was born, I studied Tao before I was born, so I learned from Tao. After I was born, I studied Taoism first, so I studied Taoism. I am a teacher, and I don't know that years were born in me. Therefore, there is no nobility, no inferiority, no length, no shortage, and the existence of Tao and the existence of teachers.

Ha ha! It's been a long time since the teacher passed on the Tao! It's hard to be confused! The ancient sages are far away, and they are still in the teacher's question; Today's people are far from saints, and they are ashamed to learn from their teachers. So saints are good for saints, and fools are good for fools. What makes saints holy and fools stupid? Love his son, choose a teacher and teach him; If you are in your body, you will feel ashamed and confused. The boy's teacher, the sentence of teaching and learning books, is not the person I am talking about telling his story and solving his confusion. I don't know, I don't understand, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Witch doctors and musicians are skilled workers, and they are not ashamed to learn from each other. The families of the scholar-officials called their teacher disciple Yun, and they got together and talked and laughed. When asked, he said, "He is almost the same as that year, and in the same way. Humble and shameful, officials are close. " Oh! The teacher's way is unknown. Witch doctors are highly skilled musicians, and gentlemen disdain them. Today, his wisdom is out of reach, strange and embarrassing!

Saint impermanence teacher. Confucius studied under Tan Zi, Changhong, Shi Xiang and Lao Dan. Scorpions' disciples are not as clever as Confucius. Confucius said, "Where there are three people, there must be a teacher." So disciples don't have to be inferior to teachers, and teachers don't have to be superior to disciples. They have a good understanding of Taoism and specialize in their skills. That's all.

3. Seeking 65,438+00 short and pithy classical Chinese 65,438+0 ~ Zhuge Liang's Book of Commandments is a gentleman's original journey, meditating and cultivating himself, and living frugally.

Not cold, not awake, not quiet, not far away. You must be quiet before you can study.

If you don't learn, you can't be versatile, and if you don't want to learn, you can't succeed. Slow can't have vitality, and risk can't have sex.

Time goes by, meaning goes by, and then becomes withered, not meeting the world, and staying in a poor house sadly. What will happen? The moral character of a person with both ability and political integrity depends on inner peace and concentration to cultivate body and mind, and on frugal style to cultivate moral character. If you don't look down on worldly fame and fortune, you can't define your ambitions, and you can't realize your lofty ideals without physical and mental peace.

You must concentrate on your studies, and you must study hard to increase your talents. If you don't study hard, you can't increase your intelligence. If you don't have a clear ambition, you can't achieve anything in your study.

Pursuing excessive pleasure and laziness can't cheer up the spirit, and frivolous temper can't cultivate temperament. Over time, the will wears away with the passage of time, and finally it is useless to society like dead branches and leaves. Until then, it's useless to stay in your own small world and sigh, and it's useless to annotate. It's successful to use verbs widely, to use verbs alive and to make them.

Wide, make.

Slow sex: excessive enjoyment and laziness: contact with society, undertake things: strive for progress, impetuous, impetuous, cultivate bad temperament: metonymy refers to one's narrow world.

Liu Xiang's "Talking about the Garden" and "The Owl Will Move Eastwards" met pigeons. The dove said, "My son will be safe." The owl said, "I want to migrate eastward." The dove said, "Why?" The villagers hated my singing, so they moved eastward. The dove said, "My son can sing louder, but it doesn't matter. I can't sing anymore. The owl said, "I want to move to the east." "Turtle dove asked," why? The owl said, "everyone in the village hates my cry, so I want to move to the east." "

Turtledove said, "You can call it another name. If you can't change your crying, even if you move to the east, people in the east village will still hate you. "

Explain that this fable warns people that they should fundamentally solve their major shortcomings and some major problems, and they can't talk about things and avoid contradictions like owls moving. Such a problem cannot be solved.

.3 ~ "Learning Games" Playing autumn, those who are familiar with the country are also good at it.

Let Qiu Yi teach two people to play chess. One of them is dedicated to ambition, but only to autumn.

Although one listened to it, he thought it was a swan and wanted to help him shoot it. Although I learned chess from the previous one, chess is still not as good as the previous one.

Is it because his intelligence is not as good as the former? That's not true. 4~ "Two Children Debate Japan" Confucius traveled eastward, saw two children arguing Japan, and asked them why.

A child said, "I think the sun is close to the sky at sunrise and far from the sky at noon." . "One son said," I was far away at the beginning of the day, but I was very close to China. "

A son said, "The sunrise is as big as a car cover. Speaking of Japanese and China, it's like a dish. Isn't it that the far is small and the near is big? " Another child said, "The sun just came out to cool down, and it was as hot as putting your hand in hot water at noon. Isn't that why you feel hot when you are near and cool when you are far away?" ? "Upon hearing this, Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong.

The two children smiled and said to Confucius, "Who said you were smart?" ? " .

.5 ~ Carving a boat for a sword Some Chu people waded in the river, and their swords fell from the boat into the water. He made a mark on the side of the ship with his sword and said, "This is where my sword fell." . "

The ship stopped at the destination, and the Chu people jumped into the water from the marked place to find the sword. The boat can, but not the sword.

You won't be confused if you ask for a sword! 6~ Pulling out seedlings encouraged Song people to pity their seedlings, but they came home and said, "I am sick today! Help the seedlings. " His son hurried to see it, Miao was dying.

Kuang Heng studied hard and lit candles, but the neighbors didn't catch them. Always draw its light through the wall, and read it in a book.

City people can't read their surnames. They have money at home and many books. Therefore, Heng is cooperating with him, not claiming compensation. The master asked Heng strangely, and Heng said, "May the master read all the books."

The host sighed, gave books and became a university. 7~. Waiting for the rabbit.

There was a plant in the field. When the rabbit touched the plant, its neck broke and it died. Stand by and let the plants out and save the rabbit.

Rabbits can't recover, but as Song said. Today, the people who want to go to the former dynasty are all guarding their factories and so on.

.8 ~ Naoko suspects neighbors: There were rich people in the Song Dynasty, but the rain wall was broken.

His son said, "If you don't build it, you must come in." The old man next door said so.

That night, as expected, a lot of property was lost. The family was very grateful to Zi Cong, but they suspected that the theft was the old man's next step. .

.9 ~ Enter the city with a pole: If Lu has a long pole to enter the city gate, it will be vertical at the beginning, and the horizontal pole cannot enter, nor can it enter. An old Russian father said: "I am not a saint, but I have seen many things." Why don't you use a saw to go in? " So 10~ contradiction is intercepted. Chu people have shields and spears, and they have a reputation: "My shield is strong and I can't sink."

He praised his spear and said, "The benefits of my spear are all trapped in things." Or (4): "What about the shield with the child's spear?" He has the ability to respond.

Invincible shields and invincible spears cannot coexist. -"Everything is ready".

1 1 ~ Ji Chang learned to shoot an ancient marksman, Gan Fei, and drew his bow when the beast crouched under the bird.

Disciple Wei Fei learned to shoot flies, but he was more skilled than his teacher. Ji Changzhe also learned to shoot at Wei Fei.

Wei Fei said: "I can't learn it instantly before I can shoot." Ji Changgui, lying under his wife's machine, took the lead with his eyes.

Two years later, although the cone tail fell off, it was not instantaneous. Tell Wei Fei.

Wei Fei said. "Not also, will learn to watch before.

See the big from the small, see the small from the small, and then tell me. "I often hang my hair on lice in Xi 'an, looking at the south.

Between ten days, the sense of immersion is also great; Three years later, it's like a wheel. If you want to see the rest, you can see the hills and mountains.

It is the arc of the swallow's horn, which was shot by Shuo Peng's pole, penetrated the heart of the louse and hung on it. Tell Wei Fei.

Wei Fei danced and said, "You made it!" Translated as follows, for reference only: Gan Fei is an ancient archer. Before the bow was fully opened, the birds and animals fell down.

Disciple Wei Fei learned archery from Gan Fei and surpassed his master. Ji Chang learned archery from Wei Fei again.

Wei Fei said, "You have to learn not to blink before you can talk about archery." Ji Chang came home and lay on his back in his wife's knitting.

4.3 short classical Chinese 1. Digging the wall to excuse me "Xijing Miscellanies"

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Kuang Heng is diligent in his studies. He has a candle, but his neighbor has a candle but he didn't catch it. Heng wanted to paint its light through the wall and send a book to reflect the light. City people can't read their surnames. They have money at home and many books. Therefore, Heng is cooperating with him, not claiming compensation. The master asked Heng strangely, and Heng said, "May the master read all the books." The host sighed, gave books and became a university.

Carve a boat for the sword.

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Some Chu people waded in the river, and their swords fell from the boat into the water. They insisted on their boat, saying, "My sword fell off the boat." The ship stopped at the destination, and the Chu people jumped into the water from the marked place to find the sword. The ship has sailed, but the sword has not moved. Isn't it very confusing to look for the sword like this?

Waiting for the rabbit

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There were plowmen in the Song Dynasty. There was a plant in the field. When the rabbit touched the plant, its neck broke and it died. Stand by and let the plants out and save the rabbit. Rabbits can't recover, but as Song said. Today, the people who want to go to the former dynasty are all guarding their factories and so on.

I want an easy-to-understand, short and pithy classical Chinese 1

Fan Zhongyan is two years old, lonely, poor and helpless. I have little ambition, and I take the world as my responsibility every time. I either study hard or stay out at night and need to face the water. No food, just read with porridge. As an official, every passionate talk about what's going on in the world is desperate. Even after being slandered, Dengzhou was protected by the government. ‖ Zhong Yan works hard and is self-motivated. He doesn't care about meat, and his wife just has enough food and clothing. I often say to myself: "A scholar worries about the world first, and then enjoys the world."

—— Selected from Song Ouyang Xiu's Tombstone Ming Xu, assistant minister of bachelor's academic affairs office.

Translation 1

Fan Zhongyan lost his father at the age of two, and his family was poor and helpless. He had great ambitions when he was young. He often takes the management of state affairs as his own responsibility, studies hard, sometimes feels sleepy at night, and often punches his face with cold water. I often can't even eat rice, so I eat porridge and insist on reading. After he became an official, he often talked about world events and risked his life. So that some people were demoted for saying bad things, and they were demoted to Dengzhou secretariat by participating in government affairs. Fan Zhongyan tempered himself hard, eating little meat, and his wife and children were only self-sufficient in food and clothing. He often recites two sentences in his works: "Scholars worry about the world first, and then enjoy the world."

6. Humorous and short classical Chinese can boast.

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When a person gets lost and meets a mute, he doesn't answer questions, but only gives directions by making money gestures with his hands as a sign of getting money. This person is metaphorical, that is, he uses it to count money. The dumb man opened his mouth to show the way, and the man asked, "Why don't you have the money to pretend to be dumb?" Dumb: "In today's world, talk if you have money!" "

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A man lost his way and met a "mute" who asked and didn't answer. The "dumb" will only ask for money with his hand, and then he will show the way. The lost man understood the meaning and immediately took out a few dollars and gave it to the "dumb". "Dumb" then asked for directions, and the lost man asked, "Why pretend to be dumb?" "Dumb" said: "In today's world, you can talk if you have money."

Excerpted from Laughing at Guang Lin Collection, Laughing at Guang Lin Collection was collected by the owners of the famous brand games in Qing Dynasty, mostly from jokes in Ming and Qing Dynasties.

7. China ancient short story writer Wang Mian was born in Zhuji. When he was seven or eight years old, his father ordered him to herd cattle, steal into the school house and listen to all kinds of birth books; Listen to yourself and learn from your memory. Come back at dusk and forget about its cow. Or blame the cow, and my father is angry. As good as ever. Mother said, "My son is so stupid that he doesn't listen to anything?" Because the crown is gone, I live by the monk temple. Sneak out at night, sit on the Buddha's lap and read with the ever-burning lamp. There are many earth statues in the Buddha statue, which are hideous and outrageous; Guaner, if you don't see it. Han people in Anyang have different personalities. They are recorded as the eldest son and studied as Confucian scholars. Sexual death not only welcomes the mother to raise across the city.

Wang Mian is from Zhuji. When he was seven or eight years old, his father asked him to go to the ridge to herd cattle. He sneaked into the school and listened to the students.

Books; After listening, just memorize it. Go home at night and forget Petunia. -Father hit him angrily, but he soon fell in love with him.

As before, mom said; "My son is so single-minded, why not let him do what he wants!" So Wang Mian left.

The family lives in the monk temple. Sneak out at night, sit on the Buddha's lap and read in front of the Buddha with eternal light.

The loud sound of reading continued until dawn. Most of the Buddha statues are idols made of earth, which are ferocious and terrible; A child sleeps in the king's bed,

Calm as if you didn't see it. Han Xing of Anyang heard that he was different, accepted him as an apprentice and became a well-read Confucian scholar.

How's this?

8. Ten short and pithy classical Chinese must be extremely short 1) Knowing that Li was seven years old, he tried swimming with all the children.

Look at the roadside. There are branches everywhere in Li Shu. The children are fighting for it, but they are unwilling to move. People asked him and replied, "There are trees by the road, but there are many seeds, which will make plums bitter."

Accept it and believe it. When Wang Rong was seven years old, he often played with many children.

I saw a lot of fruit on the plum tree by the roadside, which almost bent the branches. The children ran to pick up plums, but only Wang Rong stood still.

When someone asked Wang Rong, he replied, "There are many plums on the plum tree by the roadside. This must be bitter plum. " The man picked up the plum and tasted it. It's true.

2) Landmark: The achievements of Huai Ju, the Wu people of the Three Kingdoms. Official to satrap, good at astronomy, calendar.

In the sixth year, I met Yuan Shu in Jiujiang. This technology makes people eat oranges.

I was pregnant with three pieces, left to become sworn brothers, and the oranges fell to the ground. Shu said with a smile, "Lu Lang is a guest. What is pregnant with oranges?" Ji knelt down and said, "It's orange, it's sweet. I want to have a baby and leave my mother. "

Shu said: "Lu Lang knew filial piety when he was young, and he will become a talent when he grows up." The technique is very strange, and it is often said later.

Lu Ji was a member of the State of Wu during the Three Kingdoms period. Once a satrap, proficient in astronomical calendar.

Lu Ji went to Jiujiang to visit Yuan Shu when he was six years old. Yuan Shu ordered the servant to take out oranges for Lu Ji to eat.

Lu Ji hid three oranges in his arms. When he left, he said goodbye to Shu Yuan, but the oranges in his arms fell to the ground. Yuan Shu said with a smile, "Lu Ji, you go to someone else's house and hide the owner's oranges in your arms. Why? " Lu Ji knelt on the ground and replied, "Oranges are very sweet. I want to hide them in my arms and give them to my mother. "

Yuan Shu said: "Lu Ji, you know how to honor your parents when you are so young. You must be a talent when you grow up." Yuan Shu thought his achievements were different, and later he often praised him.

3) Yang Xiu vomited a cup of cheese to Wei Wu, and Wei Wu vomited a little, covering his head with the word "he" to show it to the public. Many mo solutions.

The next time I went to Yang Xiu, I spat in the toilet and said, "What is there to doubt?" Someone presented a glass of cheese to Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei. Cao Cao ate a little and wrote the word "He" on the lid for everyone to see. No one can understand what this means. When it was Yang Xiu's turn, he took a bite and said, "What is there to doubt when the master told us to take a bite?" If a man buys a shoe, he will put it on first, but leave it alone.

Go to town and forget to fuck it. Having fulfilled his promise, he said, "I forgot to insist."

Instead, it is. On the contrary, the city, hence (Su) shall not be fulfilled.

There is a man from A Zheng who wants to buy shoes. He measured his feet first, then put them on the seat and left. When he arrived at the market, he forgot to take the measurements.

He had found the shoes and said, "I forgot to measure them." So I went home to take measurements.

By the time he came back, the market had already dispersed, and he finally didn't buy shoes. Someone asked, "Why don't you try on the size of shoes with your feet?" He replied, "I would rather trust the measured size than my own feet."

5) Lingyun, a Taoist priest in Shenzhen, traveled to Mount Tai in the north, and the patient died of suffocation in front of the ancient temple. The cloud sighed for a long time.

A man suddenly said, "Do you want to live?" Said, "Of course." The Taoist stood upright with his left thigh.

He said: "This man is poisoned and won't die. The poison spreads to his ears." Because of the cloud needle, the treatment is ineffective.

A man named Lingyun visited Mount Tai in the north and saw (met) a patient in front of an ancient temple. He's dying. Lingyun lamented for a long time. A Taoist saw it and said, "Do you want to save him?" Ling Yun said, "Yes," so the Taoist stabbed the man in the left leg and the man woke up at once.

The Taoist said, "This man was invaded by poisonous gas, not (dying). When the poison in his body clears, he will (well) wake up. " So Taoist priests teach Lingyun acupuncture. Since then, Lingyun has been very kind to patients.

6) Tan Xue learned from Qin Qing, but he didn't know how to do it, so he resigned. Qu, who stopped in the suburbs, caressed the elegy and trembled the treetops, which was very sonorous.

Xue Tan apologized and never dared to speak for life. Tan Xue Qin Qing learned to sing from Qin Qing. Before she finished learning Qin Qing's skills, she thought she had mastered them completely, so she left for home.

Qin Qing didn't stop. The next day, he gave Tan Xue a farewell dinner on the suburban highway. Asked, Qin Qing according to the beat, generous elegy.

The song shook the trees and rose into the sky, as if even the floating white clouds were stopping to listen. Tan Xue apologized and asked to go back to Qin Qing. From then on, she never dared to say that she would go home.

From Liezi Tang Wen: "Mourning, vibrating, clanging." 7) There is grass in the snake's mouth and farmland in his father's field, so it is worthwhile to create a snake.

After a while, a snake bit the grass on the wound, but I didn't expect it to let a snake go. Father Tian took the rest of the leaves to heal, and they were all tested.

I don't know the name of this grass, because it is named after "snake bite". As the ancients said, a snake can bite its finger.

Not a lie. A long time ago, an old farmer happened to see an injured snake lying there when he was plowing the land.

After a while, a snake took a grass and put it on the wound of the injured snake. A day later, the injured snake ran away.

The old farmer picked up the remaining leaves to treat the wound, and all the leaves worked. I didn't know the name of this grass, so I used "snake grass" as the name of the grass.

The ancients said: snake grass can connect the broken finger with the original finger. This is not random.

8) There is a warlock named Li in Zhong Kui's woodcut Song Li, who is very clever. Zhong Kui, three feet tall and holding an iron sword in his right hand, is a woodcut dancer.

Put the bait in Zhong Kui's left hand, and the mouse will eat it, so the left hand strangles the mouse and the right hand simply kills it. During the Song Dynasty and the Qing Dynasty, there was a Taoist named Li, whose craft was very exquisite. He once carved a clock out of wood, about three feet high, with an iron bamboo slip in his right hand.

Put the bait in Zhong Kui's left hand, and the mouse climbed up to eat it. Zhong Kui caught the mouse with his left hand and killed it with his right. 9) Yang Wulian is extremely clever and will be a great master. Yang Wulian is very clever.

He often works as a monk carving wood in Qinzhou city, holding a bowl in his hand and begging. When the money in the bowl was full, the key was suddenly made and naturally given to the cloud.

City people compete for scenery and want to be quiet. Abundant for thousands of years.

Once upon a time, there was a skillful craftsman named Yang Wulian, who was particularly good at ingenious inventions and designs. He once carved a wooden monk in Qinzhou City, holding a wooden bowl in his hand and begging for alms automatically.

When the money in the wooden bowl is full, the key button of the organ suddenly starts by itself, and the wooden monk will say, "Here!" " "All.