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Composition: the king of our class

Li Zongge, Class 1, Grade 4, shuangliao city No.1 Primary School, Jilin Province

There is a funny king in our class-Liu Dongao. Everyone really knows, everyone knows. Jianghu people call Xiao Shenyang the second child.

Once there was a joke meeting in our class, Liu Dongao told a joke, which made the whole class laugh. He just cleared his throat and said, "Once upon a time, Xiaoming and Xiaolan and Xiaohua went to buy a toilet, and Xiaoming said; I want to buy a glass one. " Xiaolan said I want to buy a stainless steel one. "Xiaohua said I want to buy someone who can sing as soon as he sits down. "Three days later, they met again. Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua asked. Xiao Lan, how is your toilet? " Xiaolan said don't mention it. Stainless steel is too slippery. It slipped into the toilet as soon as I sat down. "He said to himself," Why is this? " Xiaolan asked Xiaohua, "What about you?" Xiaohua said not to mention it. I sing as soon as I sit down. I sang' Get up, don't want to be a slave' and pulled my pants together ... "Shen Shi said while posing for the toilet, and we couldn't help laughing.

This is our interesting king.