Humorous jokes (simple and grand)

1, I dreamed last night and traveled to ancient times. A group of Jianghu heroes came to my house and said that I would travel in Jianghu with them and go forward bravely!

Not far from home, I clenched my fists and respectfully said to my boss, "Brother, I forgot my mobile phone charger ..."

2. There is a radical who often hurts Christians.

On this day, after killing several Christians in the street, he caught a man and asked, "Are you a Christian?"

The man said, "Fortunately, I'm not. Amen ... "

"hmm? ! "

"... in front of a vine, the tender green drops just germinated, and the melon and cow carried the heavy shell ..."

3. Tang Priest: "Buddha said: All beings are equal, Wukong, you can't discriminate against Koreans."

Wukong: "Master, I didn't. Listen, I put a stick in my ear. Putting it in my chrysanthemum is really discrimination. "

4, "Wukong, look at this patroness, her face is beautiful and charming, and she will also discuss life tips, horoscopes, success proverbs and gender feelings with her teacher. How can she be a monster! You worry too much. "

"Master, this strange name is senior zombie fans."

5. There is a classmate whose nickname is Dabao. Because people called him Dabao, his name was ignored. After a long time, a teacher asked other students what Dabao's name was, and only one student said it was "SOD Mi".

6. I went to buy steamed buns in the morning and saw a girl running in a hurry. She spoke quickly: "The boss gave me five steamed buns, three beef, a leek egg, a chicken soup and a cup of purple rice porridge. Remember to give me a straw today. I didn't give it yesterday, but I burned it to death. Forget it. Change the beef to three fresh ones. Oh, here comes the bus. I don't want it! "

Before the boss could react, the girl had already left. ...

7. "Hand over your mobile phone!" I pointed a gun at the beauty's head, and the beauty took out her mobile phone in fear. I calmly entered my mobile phone number: "Remember to call me and hope to be friends", then gave her my mobile phone and left.