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1, a driving school was learning to drive, and had a rest on the roadside. The master asked me to see how much oil there was. My brother unscrewed the oil tank and looked in, but he could see nothing. My buddy took out his lighter and wanted to take care of it. . .

As a typist, I often help writers input manuscripts, and they pay me by check. Every time I get a check, I write the title on it to avoid confusion.

Once, I took a check to the bank to cash it. The cashier turned pale after reading the check.

Only then did I realize that the name of this book was Money or Death.

A doctor stood in front of the bed of a stingy rich man and said, "I can cure your illness."

"How much is this?" The rich man asked weakly.

The doctor calculated and said, "2000 yuan."

The rich man asked the price in a low voice, "Can you reduce it?" The coffin seller wants much less than this! "

4. The woodcutter suddenly became rich. A man went to ask about his experience. The woodcutter said: I passed a lake that day and my axe fell off. The goddess in the lake came up and asked me if it was a silver axe or a gold axe. I said it was an iron axe, the goddess said I was honest, and all the gold and silver axes were given to me.

The man listened with envy. He also took an axe and threw it into the lake.

After a while, the goddess' body floated up with an iron axe on her head. . . . . .