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What do you think of your husband saving private money?

I don’t know if all men have the problem of hiding private money, but I hate it when my husband hides private money.

Although I am in charge of our family’s money, I give my husband 1,500 yuan in pocket money every month. He doesn’t smoke or have any other hobbies. He is also at the company at noon. Eat in the cafeteria.

He would go out to eat with his brothers when he had nothing to do. The pocket money of 1,500 yuan a month was enough for him.

And I told him that if the money is not enough, just tell me directly and don't hide private money. I will feel that there is a lack of the most basic trust between us as husband and wife.

He promised well.

But when I was cleaning the room yesterday, I found his private money in one of his books.

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Based on trust, I have never deliberately searched at home to see if he had hidden any private money.

While cleaning this time, I saw the "History of Western Philosophy" on the top of his bookshelf. I remembered that my cousin was looking for this book when she was writing a thesis recently, so I wanted to take it down and give it to her.

I only read novels, and I never touch such philosophical books.

When I took the book down, I opened it and looked at it. I saw that the book was hollowed out and there was a stack of red bills.

I counted more than 5,000 yuan.

When my husband came back in the evening, I asked him if 1,500 a month’s pocket money was enough.

My husband said: That’s enough.

I said: Then why do you hide your private money?

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My husband said: What are you talking about? How can I hide my private money?

I threw the book in front of him. My husband's expression changed instantly.

I said: I remember I told you that I didn’t like you hiding your private money.

The husband said: Wife, I was wrong, I never dare to do it again.

I said: Don’t we have this basic trust between husband and wife? Didn’t I give you money for something you wanted to buy?

My husband said: No, I have nothing to think about. Bought.

I said: Even if you hide your private money, why are you so stupid and still hide it in a book?

My husband murmured: Don’t you never read philosophy books? Who knew you would suddenly pull out this book, and I deliberately put it on top.

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I laughed when my husband said this: Then it’s my fault. I shouldn't have cleaned the room, shouldn't have taken that book down.

My husband didn’t speak.

I asked again: You have enough money every month and you have nothing to buy, so why do you hide your private money?

My husband said: Last time, my colleagues were discussing it. They told me how much personal money I had saved, and then asked me. I said I had not hidden it, and then they laughed at me.

I laughed out of anger and lamented how I had found such a stupid husband.

I said: If you want to hide it, you can hide it secretly. If you hide it in your bank card or your mobile phone, I will definitely not find it.

My husband said: What’s the point of hiding private money like that? You have to take it out often and count it to enjoy the feeling.

I don’t want to say anything about my husband’s thinking.

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I said: Are you still hiding it now?

My husband said: I won’t hide it anymore. You can use the money to buy clothes, wife.

I said: I don’t want this money either. You saved it yourself, so you can spend it yourself.

After all, it was money that had been saved for a long time, and my husband happily took it.

I said: Hiding private money is not a good habit. It questions the relationship between husband and wife. Next time they discuss it, you should not participate in their topic.

My husband agreed.

What do you think about the issue of hiding private money?