Marriage is the grave of love. Sadly, the mistress will rob the grave-super funny.

My son didn't study hard and was repaired by his father.

As a result, the son actually told his father the truth: there are several kinds of stupid birds in this world, one is to fly first, the other is not to fly, and the other is to lay eggs and pin their hopes on the next generation.

Then my son has a bag on his head.

The mother took her son to the Temple of Heaven Garden. He was studying painting when he came back, so he drew the Temple of Heaven and gave it to his teacher.

As a result, the teacher repeatedly praised Xiao Ming's birthday cake in class. I'll post it for everyone to enjoy.

The mother took her daughter to a toy store. My daughter likes a doll. After the mother bought it, she was ready to take her daughter away.

Unexpectedly, my daughter actually said, Mom, you have to give this doll an interpreter, otherwise how can we play together?

A shoemaker is polishing the judge's shoes. The judge proudly asked the shoeshine: Many people don't know whether the judge is important or the law is important. what do you reckon ? The shoeshine immediately replied: Of course, the judge is important! The judge was very happy, gave the shoemaker more tips and asked, why do you think so? The shoemaker replied with a smile, because the law doesn't require me to shine his shoes.

Marriage is the grave of love, and what is more sad is that the mistress will rob the grave.

When I was a child, my parents always believed that the ugly duckling would turn into a white swan and then marry a rich woman. One day when I grew up, my father looked at me intently and said seriously, son, you'd better study hard.

There is a beautiful new female colleague in the company, and we forced our colleague to cough twice in front of her! The woman said very gently: Caught a cold? The idiot man said a little excitedly, well, a little! Woman: Then you stay away from me, stay away from me, and we laughed on the spot!

By the end of the week, the sun was shining on his ass, and his son still didn't get up. My mother is crying, lazy. What time is it? Are you still sleeping? Get up quickly.

My son argued under the covers that I went to bed at 6 o'clock last night and didn't go to bed until 10.

Marriage is the grave of love.

Time flies. I have been married for more than 30 years. Rain came, rain went, once owned, but now! Huang Dou, an old man, makes people hate you. If you are unhappy, you must accept it silently. No matter how you go in the future, you can quarrel if you want to be clean, and you don't want to worry or worry. If you should come, you should insist that people say that marriage is the grave of love.

Marriage is the grave of love.

First, most people who say that marriage is the grave of love are making excuses for their failed marriage. Marriage can be the hall of many loves, and marriage can also be the grave of many loves. If your marriage breaks up, it is not your marriage's fault, it is your fault. Suhei

Second, it is said that marriage is the grave of love. In fact, what died was not love, but the freedom kidnapped by love.

Three, there are so many people on the earth, how many people can always keep the same heart for the lover you love, at least I have never met them, and I will never meet them again. Like Pisces, I look forward to romance and like fantasy. The chance of meeting such a lover is probably zero. The so-called love is nothing more than two people who can talk to each other to appreciate, encourage, blame, run in and adapt to each other. . . Marriage is the grave of love, which has been passed down through the ages. It must be right. More and more people believe this sentence is right.

Fourth, because marriage is the grave of love, it is called sweeping the grave.

My eldest brother is getting married tomorrow and will take us to experience the last bachelor party tonight. I can't forget his sincerity in talking about family responsibilities with his father-in-law at home for a second, and I can't forget the scene that marriage is the grave of love with a cigarette and a bottle of beer on my shoulder. This painting is so pleasant.

6. If marriage is the grave of love, then I am a grave robber.

7. Most people who say that marriage is the grave of love are making excuses for their failed marriage. Marriage can be the hall of many loves, and marriage can also be the grave of many loves. If your marriage breaks up, it's not your fault, it's your fault.

Some people say that marriage is the grave of love, while others say that marriage is the ocean of life. Different worlds care about different things, and the feelings they see are not necessarily the feelings they need. Some people are busy approaching the Civil Affairs Bureau, but they don't understand that marriage and love are not the same thing. The sweet words at the wedding were not very emotional. What really quarrels in marriage is very hard. Some fears are innate, and the fear of marriage really hurts. The best time to know, the last time to get married, and the last time to break up are just like a written story script, which is so surprising and so bleak. The choice between life and human nature lies in one thought. Some people know life, but not human nature. In different worlds, everyone has a good side and a bad side in front of good and bad, but they can't see through it. It's terrible, insidious and dark. Maybe I'm fed up with everything in human nature and can't see through the inner side of human nature. The aura of human nature leads to light and darkness, and only oneself can understand the search, exploration and heart of human nature.

9. People who say that marriage is the grave of love actually dig their own graves and keep their original clever ideas about each other so as not to let them disappear. I don't believe there will be graves. When I got it, I began to feel that those clever ideas were troublesome, and this feeling was not numb.

10. Marriage is the grave of love. What is inside will make love die inside, and those who fantasize about eternal love outside will not go in! Come out and go in, beyond redemption!

Marriage is the grave of love, and children are the touchstone of marriage. Only when you are pregnant and have a baby will you know what kind of person you are marrying. Human nature cannot stand the test.

Twelve, some people say that marriage is the grave of love, and some people say that marriage is a besieged city. Graves or besieged cities, men and women who are in love and married go in and out. Contemporary young people are afraid of getting married, no matter how complicated the realistic reasons and social factors are, but this phenomenon is definitely not the product of social progress, but a psychological disease in modern society, and it also reflects the crisis of trust between people more or less.

Thirteen, women do not understand, because moved or grateful or because men are good to you and close to marriage, is an unfortunate start; Men don't understand, because of physical needs, because they want to find a legal object who can go to bed stably for a long time, they enter marriage, which is the beginning of fatigue. Today's marriages are mostly caused by these two things, but unfortunately, the parties don't know the reasons and can only attribute the failed marriage to the simple conclusion that marriage is the grave of love. Finally, two people who don't get married because they appreciate each other will never understand that marriage can never be summarized by a simple exchange of values. Never know what happiness looks like without experiencing it, which is also the reason why happiness is precious.

Marriage is the grave of love. Why do so many people want to die?

Today is Valentine's Day. For many people in love, this is a happy and sweet day. For many single people, this is a lonely and helpless day. What kind of day is it for people who have just climbed out of the grave of love? It is said that marriage is the grave of love. The deeper you love, the deeper you bury it. Once two people who love each other decide to start burying together, there is no turning back. Married life will face many new challenges, and many people will want to rob the tomb, but these are not reasons to climb out of the grave. The only thing that can really make you climb out of the grave is your heart. It is said that children are grave keepers. Can they really keep their parents' graves?

Sixteen, seeing the baby sick is more about blaming yourself for not taking him well ... hey ~ think about what women get married for? I really don't understand those people who would rather have cats and dogs than get married and have children! Maybe they are more rational ~ men are really selfish, they live in their own world ~ Eva has little to do with him, stupid women give up their careers and fail to take good care of their children; It is true that a failed marriage is the grave of love.

Seventeen, boring people and boring people together but accuse marriage of being the grave of love, marriage does not carry this pot.

18. Others say that marriage is the grave of love. Sheng Sheng said that marriage is a cage. I said marriage is like a gamble. If you win, you will live forever. If you lose, people will always be so unpredictable.

Just as I have stepped into the grave of love, marriage is tolerance and love is understanding. If I can, I really want to be single all my life.

In fact, love also has a shelf life, and marriage is the grave of love. With more tolerance, love, understanding, trust and responsibility between husband and wife, there is no problem in the world that husband and wife can't solve. If they are unhappy, they fight to see if they can remember each other's good, which shows that the husband and wife are tolerant and loving enough. Love is enough, and marriage still needs to be defended? Joke, it has long been said that playing undead and scolding undead is the real trump card between husband and wife. Friendship is very fragile, and the interest relationship is easily broken. A friendship between gentlemen is as light as the best and most expensive old iron. Being a man, it is good to owe yourself, but it is best not to owe others. Thank you for rewarding the netizens and all the people who were scolded. Scold you still like me so much, not that I am cheap, but that you are cheap! I only like the success of my Tang primary school!

2 1. It is said that marriage is the grave of love. I didn't believe it before. I always thought marriage was beautiful and happy. I've been looking forward to it. But when I really approached this so-called love grave, I found that every day was an endless quarrel. It's creepy, but this child is the only motivation for me to stick to it. I can't let her lack the love of her parents because she is simple and has no feelings in name. I am both ridiculous and sad, and my heart is quiet.

22. Marriage is neither the grave nor the end of love. Marriage is a new beginning.

Twenty-three, how did this argument appear again? Women's rights are not about splitting sexual relations, but seeking common ground while reserving differences! What's the use of only going to the Civil Affairs Bureau Hospital for one day? Can I watch it for a year? Why not go to a funeral home or a wedding hotel? Marriage is the grave of love if you find the wrong person. There is no right or wrong in marriage itself, and the problem of property division is constantly improving, but the most important premise of marriage is that love is eternal!

24. Marriage is the grave and the end of love. The premise is that love is spent in the dullness day after day, and neither of them has enough time or mood to maintain a stable relationship, and they are exhausted under the scouring of time. It would be better if there were children. No one has leisure to feel the subtle changes of emotions and cannot be melodramatic.

25. Marriage is the grave of love. You can't be the only one who likes me. I like you. There are too many things to face and mix, which will make people tired.

It is said that marriage is the grave of love. Why do so many people yearn for it?

1. The more you want, the more you feel lost.

2, the strong is not without tears, but can run forward with tears.

Men and women have absolutely different views on love at first sight. Women want love at first sight, which comes from romantic fantasy, while men want love at first sight, which comes from the temptation of the lower body.

4. I know it's fun, but I have to play with you.

My biggest wish is to say good morning, good afternoon and good night to you every day.

No matter where you go or what the weather is like, remember to bring your own sunshine.

7. Success is actually very simple, that is, when you can't hold on, hold on.

Don't be too kind to me, so I can't tell friendship from love.

9. I will always remember what belongs to me. What doesn't belong to me, I can only learn as if nothing had happened.

10, my retention is tangled.

1 1. In marriage, there are two kinds of people who are most admirable: one is a young woman who accompanies a man through hardships; Second, older men who accompany women to live a good life.

12, I especially hate people who ask me who I am when they clearly add me.

13, it will be dark, people will change, love 3 points, derailment 7 points.

14. Leave your tears to the person who loves you the most and your smile to the person who hurts you the most.

15, don't take someone too seriously, because you may be nothing in that person's heart.

16, the so-called love is having someone who can easily control your emotions, making you cry one second and making you laugh the next.

Sometimes silence doesn't mean I have nothing to say.

18, men keep a night for women, and women keep a lifetime for men. Interestingly, men can't wait, but they often say "wait for you all your life"; Women can't afford to wait, but they have waited all their lives.

19, when I was a child, happiness was a very simple thing; Growing up,/simplicity is a very happy thing!

20. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date means showing feng shui to the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave.

2 1, how much you can let go, how much happiness you have.

22. How long can you wait for someone? The most beautiful are men, and the most successful are women. Men are promiscuous and fickle, which has been the case since ancient times.

23. It is strange that I am too young for people or dogs to see clearly.

Classic joke: Marriage is love. ...

If marriage is the grave of love, then …

Longing for love → I don't know how to live or die

Looking for someone → tired of living.

Blind date → Show your graveyard Feng Shui.

Love → Time is not far away.

Confession → Dig your own grave

Refuse → survive

Falling in love → this is not life, what is it?

Write a love letter → buy your own cemetery by installment.

The cold war → lingering.

Break up → end the call

Come again for the second time → it's time to come.

Propose marriage → instigate suicide

Savings marriage fund → life insurance.

Engagement → One foot has stepped into the coffin.

Marriage → double suicide

Third Party → Grave Robbery

Empathy → moving the tomb

Divorce → Death and Old Age

Engagement party → memorial service

Wedding Banquet → Beyond the Fa Conference

Relatives and friends → bereavement

Wrap a red envelope → solatium

Civil marriage → death certificate issued by the court.

Collective marriage → collective suicide

Marriage fever → rushing to die

Ideal marriage partner → pure land on earth

People who have been married many times → demonstration cemetery

Wedding Friends Club → Funeral Club

Marriage expert → cemetery administrator

Wedding anniversary → Qingming Tomb-Sweeping Day

Generally, marriage → natural death.

Flash marriage → sudden death

Get on the bus first and then make up the ticket → cool to death

Marrying a child → I don't know how I died.

Hesitant to get married → do or die

Fake marriage → feign death

Love in a foreign land → death in a foreign country

Women always lure men to the grave of love → the most poisonous woman's heart.

Men always take women to the grave of love → no poison, no husband.