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Zhan Heng, who teaches in Miao Village.

? Tell a story of 20 13. At that time, I was still teaching in a Miao village called Luo Yao in southeastern Guizhou, and I was one of the few Han people.

? That was my gap year. I haven't worked for a whole year. Set out with the previous savings and walk between heaven and earth.

13 At the end of August, I came to teach in this private Miao Village Primary School named Luo Yao Primary School. You can also call it Luo Yao Primary School or Luo Yao Primary School, which is translated from Miao pronunciation.

? Luo Yao Primary School is at the highest point of the whole stockade, with two-story diaojiao building, and the first floor is scampering on the second floor. The students in charge of Yaoluo Village and Changnao Village in the school are, yes, those who have brains but no brains. They enroll students every other year. The first floor is Grade One, Grade Three, and the second floor is Grade Six and the teacher's office plus the warehouse, plus our animal shelter.

Luoyao village is located in the depths of the mountain forest, and the whole village is built on the mountain. This hill is surrounded by the Bala River, surrounded by water and mountains outside the water, and there is only one mountain road leading to the outside world. The Bala River is crystal clear. The mountains are green and the waters are green, which is very pleasant!

This is the hero of the story-Zhan Heng. According to the name of the generation, the word in the middle of the sister's name is also a "Zhan".

? Zhan Heng is a clever and naughty boy. So let him sit in the first row (actually, a * * * has two rows). I don't know if it's calcium deficiency or how to drop it. When I first met him, my front teeth were gone. A semester has passed, and my front teeth are still missing.

In the past six months, I have experienced a kind of happiness that only teachers have. It is when you stand in front of the lecture desk and watch the children do arithmetic with their fingers broken. When you are ready for class, the sixth-grade girl picked a bunch of wild flowers for you and put them on the platform. When you have a test paper with a score of 100. Of course, there is also the only time in my life that I received a greeting card made by my classmates on Teacher's Day.

Being in the deep mountains, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, so we can arrange our spare time at will. It is also excellent to take an English book to the hillside behind the school to bask in the sun. It also happens from time to time that I roll up my trouser legs and go to the river with the children to turn stones and catch crabs. Or simply chasing after it is not too much.

? Bala River Beach is a stone beach, full of large and small gravel heads. Girls in grade three and six like to look down for stones of various shapes. Once they find them? Energy-gathering stone will shout to me while holding the stone: "xu teacher, look! Heart-shaped stone! "

? Boys prefer to find flat stones to fight for water. If someone shoots Shui Piao from a distance many times, or even hits the other side of the river, there will always be cheers.

? There is only one place, next to the reeds, which is a good beach. First-grade children like to dig sand there for fun. Dig a castle, dig a trench. And the bugs that can be caught everywhere are their soldiers!

? There are only these innocent children here except yourself. You can do whatever you want. No one will laugh at you even if you roll around.

? I remember that the last class that morning was the first grade math class. Because Zhan Heng is always naughty and absent-minded, he writes and plays for a while, so I told him that you can't have lunch until you finish writing. When everyone has finished eating, you can only go hungry.

It doesn't matter, Zhan Heng listened to his heart. Cowardly temper came up. He refused to go when everyone was waiting in line for lunch. Because he is not tall enough, you see, he can only do his homework half standing. I couldn't come, so I went to eat by myself and left him alone.

? Who knows, Zhan Heng was angry because I left early without him! Anger! Anger! Yes! !

? A man ran to one side, squatting with his back to the school and not talking. Nobody listens to anything. Helpless, I can only persuade him in the past. I have committed my own crime. Don't!

? He and Zhan Heng squatted on a greasy slope covered with moss, pretending to look down for bugs but ignoring me. The child had a low chassis and trotted all the way up, but I could only step on the exposed tree roots step by step.

As a six-year-old child, Zhan Heng is still very easy to coax. I said, "The teacher went to see your math problem, which was excellent. The teacher decided to reward you with a pencil. But you have to eat first. "

In this way, I went to eat with a smile.

This wooden bridge is a slide that children like.

? Due to the flood in summer, the original single-plank bridge was washed away. There are three students on the opposite island, one of whom is the little boy in a red coat in the middle of the picture above. Grade three, 8 years old, but my arms are only as thick as my two fingers. I'm not exaggerating, there are really only two fingers!

? Every time a student goes to school, his mother carries him across the river.

? Every family in the stockade produced a few pieces of wood, so they pieced it together and the bridge was finally repaired again. The bridge deck is very narrow. In some places, three pieces of wood are tied together, and in some places, only two pieces of wood are tied together.

? With the bridge, adults don't have to wade to the vegetable fields on the other side, and children have another place to play. Zhan Heng is the same, jumping around on the bridge and running around with everyone.

? I don't know if I didn't step firmly or if the bridge shook badly. Zhan Heng fell headlong from the bridge above my head! I wasn't crying! This scared the other children. Run to grab my sleeve and run to Zhan Heng.

? Taking the lead is actually very light. I held him and watched him. Apart from his disfigured face, he was not injured in any important place. Zhan Heng cried in my arms like this until he had no strength to stop.

? The lunch break is very short. In the afternoon class, the tears in Zhan Heng's eyes haven't dried yet. I put a smile on his forehead because he is strong! The child immediately forgot the pain and grinned. Laugh heartily, laugh from the heart, just like that kind of heartfelt happiness. I don't care about the scars on my face and the wet tears in my eyes.

? Looking at his wet eyelashes and smiling face without front teeth touched the soft place in his heart, and his heart was moved beyond words.

? Children always overcome their scars and forget the pain. The next day, they still went to play on the wooden bridge and jumped on the slide. When you remind him to be careful, give me a face. Then you ran away when you weren't looking. O(∩_∩)O~

? What a lovely child!

? At the beginning of 20 15, 10, I went back to see them. The exhibition constant of senior one has become the exhibition constant of senior three. I'm not much taller, but I can still hold it up at once and wear a yellow T-shirt donated by 13 Love Team.

I pay special attention to whether Zhan Heng's front teeth have grown out. When I grow up, I know I am shy, but I just keep silent. You want to know, right? So at my repeated request, Zhan Heng only reluctantly agreed to show me the front teeth.

It's been two years, and I only have one front tooth! I wonder what will happen in another year?

20 16, 165438+ In early October, I will go to Luo Yao again to see the children there, and of course Zhanheng's front teeth.

? I really want to wait until the rice is cut.

? Running with you on the ridge again.

? When you are tired, just lean on the woodpile and bask in the sun.

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