Asking for jokes, spoofing Obama and Americans.

Obama visits China. Some university. After the speech, it's time for questions.

Some children's shoes: Obama, do you still remember the summer by Daming Lake? ~~

Obama: Who is Xia?

The next day, the headline of the university newspaper published the news that "Obama said he didn't remember Xia."

The news was quickly reprinted by major websites, and netizens in China posted posts condemning Obama's remarks.

After the White House was informed of the incident, it quickly held an emergency press conference that day.

I really don't know who Xia is. I have nothing to do with her.

A minute later, the cat pounced on the hodgepodge, highlighting the post "Obama denies customs clearance with Xia". On the first day of posting, I clicked over one million and replied to tens of thousands.

This incident caused an uproar among netizens in China, and various tourism groups gathered around Obama on Twitter, urging him to take back his previous false statements and take responsibility for Xia.

The next day, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs made a solemn commitment, calling on Obama to abandon his stubborn stance in the face of the international financial situation and create a new situation of Sino-US government cooperation and people's friendship.

Three days later, Obama compromised under the pressure of strong public opinion at home and abroad. A week later, Obama attended the unveiling ceremony of "Summer University" by Daming Lake. It is reported that Xia University will establish friendly and cooperative relations with the University of Hawaii, where Obama was born, and make efforts for academic and cultural exchanges between China and the United States.

Since then, Obama has returned to Washington in a low-key manner and is said to have been grounded at the White House by First Lady Michelle.

A year later, the public opinion caused by the summer incident gradually subsided. Obama once again went abroad to visit his father's country Kenya.

Ten years later, retired Obama revisited Beijing, and a mixed-race girl found Obama: "General Manager, do you remember the waiter in the Great Hall?"

Q: And you are?

Girl (full face of cow, mumbling): Mom, I finally found him! !

Q: Little girl, are you all right? Who's your mother? Where is it now?

"Back to the president, my mother has passed away!" The little girl said gloomily.

Little girl (singing): "One night in Beijing, you left a lot of feelings ~ ~ ~ ~ This song was written by my mother ..."

Obama said with emotion, "I heard this song at a banquet in the Great Hall of the People ten years ago, but I didn't expect it was written by your mother. Your mother is also a woman who can write poetry and prose! " However, this lyric is too cold! "

The little girl was filled with happiness when she saw Obama whispering to herself and asking for advice. At this point, I can't help but take a deep breath and summon up courage to say, "Mom, I write for my father because I miss him!" " "

Obama: Oh? What happened to your father?

The little girl was in tears again: my dad ... my dad, long ago, left my mom for her future, and I haven't heard from her since!

Obama's heart is broken. Looking at this little girl, he is deeply sympathetic. ...

The little girl looked at Obama, wiped her eyes, and said with deep affection and meaning, "My mother said that this man, who has been waiting all her life, hates all her life, but still thanks God for this hateful man. Otherwise, this life is like a pile of hay, which is boring. "

Obama looked at the little girl affectionately: so you are also a poor child! It's also a blessing for dad to have mom's expectation! What happened afterwards? Did he go back?

The little girl took out a yellow napkin from her pocket, embroidered with two national flags, fluttering in the wind and lifelike. ..............

When Obama saw it, he was shocked, put his hand on his forehead and whispered: OMG~~~~~~ ~ ~ ~

The little girl took out a glass goblet from her pocket, which was crystal clear. .......

Obama couldn't help it any longer. He reached out and took the little girl's hand, and asked in a trembling voice, Really, ............? Why aren't you black at all?

Little girl: "My mother raised me alone. ...

Afraid of being laughed at, I was a black boy without a father, so I gave it to me. ...

(The background music started in Wu Dalang and Wu Dalang ~ ~ ~)

I took the frost out of my arms, and it was because of it that I became so white and moist ... "

Question: "Oh ~ ~ ~ What's your name?"

Little girl: "My mother named me no regrets. My name is no regrets."

With tears in his eyes, Obama hugged the little girl tightly.

The little girl struggled and said, "actually ... actually ... I ... I came to return this cup to ... actually, I came to return this chocolate Wei Zi."

Before she fainted, the little girl finally rolled her eyes and said this sentence. At the same time, she took out a crystal cup from her pocket and handed it to Obama.

Holding the crystal cup, Obama seems to have returned to the charming romantic atmosphere in the Great Hall one night in Beijing. He choked back tears, held the little girl's hand and sobbed, "My baby, dad found you. Don't faint. Dad sealed you a cup ~ ~ "

Suddenly, two chocolate-colored girls and agents appeared outside the door. Chocolate Girl No.1 was tearing with the agents, and her sideburns were scattered. She cried and shouted, "Dad, I am the real cup girl ..............................."

Girl Chocolate No.2, holding the waist of Chocolate No.1, cried like a pear caught in the rain, crying and shouting, "How come, how come, miss, you are really returning the cup ....................................................................................."-