lol’s classic sarcastic statements

1. Why are you so mean? When I see a man’s penis, I want to have sex. Is it because I didn’t need it in my previous life?

2. It’s not that the road is uneven, but that you’re not good enough.

3. God accidentally dropped the old washing machine, a brainless creature that can think.

4. Look at the world and others from a biased and narrow perspective, but you don’t know that others look down on you! What a self-righteous ***!

5. When I am with you all day long, I really don’t find myself ugly.

6. No one can control your appearance, but you must not have worked hard enough the day after tomorrow, otherwise why would you look so bumpy?

7. Silence is golden. If you can bear it, bear it. When you can't bear it anymore, there is no need to bear it anymore.

8. You are simply a monster! Do you think you still look like a human being? It’s hard for you to have the courage to live until now.

9. Don’t go out casually without your facial features. At least wear a *** on your face, otherwise you will scare a group of people.

10. Are you tired of playing tricks? Are you comfortable wearing a mask of hypocrisy? Is it troublesome to play tricks? Girl, you have to be conscientious and kind, you know?

11. If you don’t have good standards, don’t tell the truth. I don’t know where your cheap self-confidence comes from. It must have been brought out in the placenta. A person can combine the two cheap qualities into one.

12. I can tell at a glance that you have facial paralysis, otherwise I would want to vomit when I see your face.

13. The smell of your thick *** plus black fungus is unbearable. You should stay away from the world as soon as possible, but you can go to the underworld to harm the ghosts and monsters.

14. Look at what you are wearing, how can you do something worse than a pig or a dog?

15. You’d better stop laughing, because you look so much like a shark that it makes people feel extremely sick.

16. Even if you are in a good mood, you are still afraid of mistresses; if you are good at martial arts, you are still afraid of kitchen knives.

17. Being ugly is not your intention, it is God’s temper. How dare you look at your face that looks like a toad.

18. Everyone has shortcomings, why are your shortcomings so obvious?

19. Don’t bark here like a rabid dog. You have seriously affected human life now.

20. Are you kidding? I'm also going to buy some drinks and popcorn to listen to your jokes!

21. Don’t be so busy day and night, your old bitch is almost pregnant.

22. You are said to be an imbecile with a negative IQ but you still don’t admit it, and you are a scumbag who only uses other people’s parents as a greeting.

23. A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Sister Feng. Strong women don’t.

24. Are you talking a lot of nonsense? I can totally ignore your garbage language.

25. Your father and I beat your mother to death three years ago, but little did I know that you stinky *** is crawling out of your mother's womb. Is this a ghost?

26. Can you stand farther away and talk to me. I have mysophobia. Your saliva is going to spray on me.

27. I think your nose is in the wrong place and should be replaced with your mouth.

28. Are you impotent or do you have no sex in your body? Can a man like you still be considered a man?

29. You have messy hair, two short legs, triangular eyes, a big square mouth, uneven facial features, no sense of direction, no understanding of all your senses, 80% ghost-like, 90% lustful, and very impotent.

30. You look like a modern Queen Mother, go ahead and rub your father’s stick.

31. When you have time, remember to go back and wash your face! What? Did you go out and wash yourself in the morning? How is that possible! I can't even see your dark facial features clearly.

32. If you are not sure about domestic matters, ask your wife; if you are not sure about foreign matters, ask Google!

33. You are the son of your mother and another man. If you have the ability, go and do a DNA test with your father.

34. If I hadn’t taken a ruler and measured it, I wouldn’t have known that your face was already a foot thick!

35. I don’t understand, which leopard with blind eyes dares to lend you such a courage as big as a rock?

36. Don’t you just want to tell others that you are not a *** every day?

37. A hateful guy like you can only play a role in a TV series.

38. I have never seen the *** that others said, but when I saw you today, I knew that *** looks like you!

39. Throw two seven-hole bricks at you, and you will be a piece of garbage if you are thrown into outer space. The smoke from your incineration will destroy the atmosphere beyond recovery.

40. Please don’t show off your shameless face everywhere.

41. Although you spray a bottle of perfume on your body, no matter how you smell, you just smell of RMB.

42. Looking at your *** look, I know that you have no idea what "shame" means.

43. How many times does it take watering to produce a wonderful flower like you?

44. A good dog doesn’t block the road, everything that blocks the road is a roadblock!

45. If you have something to do, go directly to the topic. Don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist.

46. Before you spray shit, think about what you have done yourself and whether you are qualified to criticize others.

47. It’s nice to talk to *** like you, (next88) no need to waste my brain cells.

48. I really admire you that such a brainless *** can survive.

49. Take your ***, leave my world, and achieve your shameless happiness.

50. Although he has a bit of a stinky face, talks a bit less, is a bit stupid, has a weird personality, and has a weird temper, he is basically a good guy!

51. Look at how poor you are, standing in the wind and rain with a PHS in your hand, switching your left hand to your right hand, but your right hand still can’t get through.

52. I’m really sorry to use the word “cheap” to describe you.

53. You look quite patriotic. Did your mother have the wrong fetus when she gave birth to you?

54. I say Uncle Ghost Face, I know you are obsessed with me, but don’t use such unhygienic tricks to attract my attention!

55. You are a useless waste and a burden to your family. You might as well hang yourself with a hemp rope!

56. What blocks growth is not childishness, but self-maturity.

57. Biologically speaking, you have no hybrid vigor at all.

58. I don’t care if you are arrogant, mean or disgusting, but please don’t pollute my name with your hemorrhoid-covered mouth.

59. You are not smart, yet you still imitate others!

60. Go find the bone quickly, don’t bite my leg like this.

61. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster!

62. Look at your angry and resentful physical environment. Don’t you feel that you have created a very negative image for our country? Don’t you feel inferior?

63. Do you think you will return to childhood just by pretending to be cute?

64. Don’t show your shameless skills in front of me.

65. *** I will be very gentle to you. I will throw you into the pit and let you eat before you come out.

66. I am not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but I am afraid of you who are like pigs.

67. Your mouth and anus are only connected by a rectum.

68. I just said that I heard that someone smuggled back from the Demon Kingdom. It turns out that you are the famous Shemale King. I am disrespectful!

69. No matter how beautifully you dress or how exquisite your makeup is, it can’t hide the fact that you are a shemale.

70. I never criticize you by name. If you are wrong, you will take the blame. I can’t help you if you think too much. My brain is on you.

71. What are you still doing here? Hurry and go to the School of Archeology! What archaeological experts need most is someone like you who looks similar to what you looked like when the universe was first born!

72. You are not afraid that you will look ugly. I am afraid that there will be a lot of flies on your face. When the time comes, I will use a fly swatter to swat the flies on your face and accidentally swat your eyeballs out. Not good anymore.

73. I said you are a monster but you still don’t admit it. Even a giraffe’s neck is not as long as yours.

74. Act cute and get wrinkles, and pretend to be struck by lightning.

75. I wish you good health. Without you, I wouldn’t have this good place to curse.

76. Your dirty tricks have reached the point of perfection! I really admire you.

77. Why do you think so lowly of others? It turns out you have a pair of dog eyes!

78. Looking at your classic and lethal appearance that is worthy of heaven and earth, I feel like I have swallowed a fly.

79. Is your brain damaged by water and become mentally retarded? Well, it’s healthier for Fuyanjie to wash her hands.

80. You have really made a huge contribution to family planning! No one will have a baby with you.

81. Why are you still struggling to your death? Do you think it takes a long time for your brain to think about a word you say to me before you dare to say it?

82. With your negative IQ, you perform when you go out. What are you performing for? You are the only one in the world who can perform Jian so exquisitely and so vividly!