What are the funny jokes and jokes?

1. But the boy was probably thirsty in the middle of the game and didn't want to buy water. He was afraid of missing the wonderful moment. After some struggle, the boy decided to eat the watermelon, and even ate the skin. This eating was so special that everyone next to him couldn't help laughing when he saw the boy's eating.

2. In the car, an elder sister came up. She weakly asked the driver: Master, I forgot to bring money. Can I give you some steamed buns with me? Driver: Sorry, I had breakfast. The elder sister was about to get off the bus in embarrassment when a young man grabbed her: I want to eat your steamed stuffed bun, and I have change! In this way, everyone paid for steamed buns, and soon the big bag of steamed buns brought by the elder sister was sold out, and they got off happily ... When they came home from work, they met the elder sister and got on the bus with a big bag of steamed buns.

3. Li Lingfeng smiled evilly: "There is no one in this world that Li Lingfeng dare not provoke, let alone a gangster, even if he is the president of M country, I am not afraid!"

4. There are three children sitting in front of the clinic-a big boy, a little boy and a girl. The nurse asked, "What's wrong, little friend?" Big boy: "I swallowed a glass ball." The nurse asked the other, "What about you?" Girl: "That glass ball is mine." The nurse asked again, "What about you?" Little boy: "It's my turn to play next!" "

5. A female classmate said in class with a cucumber, "My cucumber is so wonderful that it has blossomed." A boy in the back row sighed: "manure is really the best fertilizer!" "

6. I like autumn in midsummer, starting from the age of 16. At the wedding, Autumn asked Midsummer, "I am so fat, why do you like me?" "Fool, I like you no matter how fat you are."

7. I went out to socialize with the leaders the other day and went to a magnificent hotel. When I entered the door, I saw an antique plaque. I blurted out, "Look! Du Fu can move! " Later, the leader never took me out again.

8. The waves behind the Yangtze River recede, and each generation is stronger than the next. Ma Yun once said, "Today you ignore my love, and tomorrow I will make you unattainable"! Although the topic is a hypothesis, it also reflects people's envy and extravagant hope for the winners.

9. I heard that there were a lot of thieves in the shopping mall. I decided to go around for a few days, but I didn't steal from me. Finally, one day I found a thief. I followed him for a long time and got up the courage to ask him, buddy, why not steal from me? One sentence made me angry. He said, Boss, I always thought we were colleagues. You look really obscene.

1. It was an afternoon and the sun was going down. The red sunset set from the west, sprinkling a golden color. We boarded "Gulangyu" in a big ship together. Go ashore from the west of Gulangyu Island, cross the streets and come to the bustling commercial street. There are endless scenery here, and western-style and Chinese-style buildings are all over the period. And endless food. Walking on Gulangyu Island, you will get lost if you are not careful, because every store is so similar, the same people come and go, and the same beauty is moving.