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Funny mood phrases of otaku pretending to be forced

1. Only when you let yourself go will the world let you go.

2. Go my own way and let others chase me.

3. You can't lose your stomach if you are short of anything, and you can't be careless if you are short of anything.

4. Telling you secretly is actually very simple to fool people, just like I fool you.

5. Playing people needs calculation. Play with me, and I will leave you at a loss.

6. Without you, I am blank and forget the concept of time.

7. As long as you know, I am a good person selected from the good people.

8. If you are in become memories, you are most afraid that I can't live up to expectations.

9. You became a big cripple when you slipped, and then you looked back and flashed your waist.

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11. If you talk about ideals, do you want to say that I want to have an elephant?

12. The chain is broken when it is critical, but not when it is not critical.

13. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs up early.

14. You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

15. Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.

16. I really don't wear smoky makeup, but my dark circles are a little serious recently.

17. When vows become a test, feelings are just perfunctory.

18. If someone is happy, someone must be unhappy.

19. Call 186 every time you are in a bad mood, and it will never refuse to answer my phone.

2. If you bully me again, I will curse you, and my next life will become a seven-dimensional space.

21. Being beautiful is an advantage, and being beautiful is a skill.

22. The flowers will bloom again and the birds will come again. You left, or someone will come.

23. I didn't know that the financial crisis was also called emotional crisis.

24. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

25. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.

26, love is to tell a little panic and touch each other to death.

27. Am I so radiant that I make you talk nonsense?

28. I have nothing but quality and only a little connotation.