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A joke said that the robber robbed the master (monk). Then I was moved by the monk. The master said to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha. The robber put down the knife and the master sudd
A joke said that the robber robbed the master (monk). Then I was moved by the monk. The master said to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha. The robber put down the knife and the master suddenly picked it up.
The Zen master was meditating when he met a thief with a big knife rest around his neck. The thief said, "Take out all your money."
Zen master: "money is a thing outside the body." You can't take it without it. The donor can accept it. "
Thief: "This is your charity for life."
Zen master: "The Buddha said that there is a causal cycle. You and I had a cause in our previous lives, and today's fruit is there."
Thief hair: "I am guilty, can the Zen master cross me?"
Zen master: "can"
Thief: "How to cross the law"
Zen master: "Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha."
Thief: "Put it down"
The Zen master stepped forward, picked up the butcher knife and pointed it at the thief: "Little X, give me my money back".
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