English joke: a little accident, a little surprise.

When his wife was pregnant with her third child.

A father decided to tell his son.

Seven and nine years old

The facts of life. He borrowed some books from the library about how parents should deal with this problem. After stammering an explanation

He took a deep breath.

And said

"now

boy

Do you have any questions? ""yes.

"The little boy answered at once." advance

"said the man.

His heart was in his throat. "Is that all right?

"asked his son.

"Do you have new baseball gloves?" When his wife was going to have a third child, his father decided to tell his two sons, one aged 7 and the other aged 9, about sex. He found several books from the library, all about how parents participate in this topic. After stammering an explanation, he took a long breath and said, "All right, children, what's the problem?" "Yes," the younger son answered at once. "Go ahead," dad said, his heart in his throat. "Can we," the son asked, "buy new baseball gloves?"