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Happy Yulinglong program group

Happy Jade Linglong was originally from the Golden Nightclub unit Iron Lion Jade Linglong of Satellite TV, and originated from the folk rap art program Golden Skirt Jade Linglong of Sea Fairy Mountain Satellite TV. The unique styles of Chen Meizhu and Chen, two rappers, made Jin Skirt and Yu Linglong popular. Two rappers of the Iron Lion Yu Linglong (namely Xu Xiaoshun and Peng Jiajia) imitated the two rappers, Xu Xiaoshun played "Gui Bao" to imitate Chen, and Peng Jiajia played "jewelry" to imitate Chen Meizhu, all of which became popular with special costumes and electric guitars. After CTV, "Gui Bao" and "Jewel" are still fixed rappers. They rap in a nonsense way, especially using homophonic words to make jokes. For example, Jewellery asks "Gui Bao" in Minnan: What words will be associated with the word "face"? Gui Bao will answer: Mickey Mouse and Michelangelo. In addition to the nonsense way, it will also be interspersed with cold jokes and other content.

1. Contents and characteristics

There are "Gui Bao", "Jewelry", Cheung Yung (drummer of jazz drums), a Huqin musician (just playing the Huqin, not really playing it), a Qin Yue musician (just playing the Qin Yue, not really playing it), and two beautiful women.

Before the official opening ceremony, "Jewelry" played the opening music, which was deliberately made by raising the opening music by one tone after every advertisement of the variety show "Five Lights Award" of Taiwan TV Company. After the opening music, "Gui Bao" and "Jewelry" shouted together: "Welcome to watch Happy Yulong!" After that, I sang "Ruan is a lovely girl with red makeup, and her life is an ancient cone, indifferent to vulgarity", and then I waited for the accompaniment, and then Jewelry sang "I wish you peace and happiness, and watch" Happy Jade and Linglong "as a partner. The melody used is taken from Yang Lihua Opera Troupe "Two Guns Lu Wenlong". After the two finished singing, they said hello to the audience respectively. First, "Gui Bao" said, "I am a precious treasure of" people look at people and ghosts look at ghosts "! Then "Jewelry" said, "I am a gem with a thousand gems!" Then the lecture officially began, focusing on "Gui Bao", supplemented by a question and answer between "Gui Bao" and "Jewelry". The content is usually legends and folktales, such as "The Origin of the Chinese Zodiac". When Gui Bao tells a story, sometimes Gui Bao will ask Gui Bao some questions about the development of the plot impromptu, and Gui Bao will reply in a long voice: "West-bottom-! Then, "Treasure" played the bass "Do" five times, Cheung Yung played the drum five times at the same time, and "Gui Bao" continued to speak.

Whenever "Gui Bao" talks about a paragraph (especially when the content deviates too much from the theme of the series), "Gui Bao" will be "ordered" to leave his seat by the "jewelry" playing the electric guitar. With Wu Bai's prelude to Tomb Raider as the background music, "Gui Bao" danced with two beautiful women until they were tired, symbolizing that "Gui Bao" was coming to make trouble. "Gui Bao" sometimes adds "salute dance" after this dance. Together with the two beautiful women, they raised their hands according to the drums given by Cheung Yung, and the drums were raised once, and the drums became faster and faster, just like hitting the forehead. Finally, Ricky Martin's famous song "Come on! Oh-le-le-le-le! Go, go, go. Oh-le-le-le-le! Go, go, go. Oh-le-le-le-le! Go, go, go. Oh-le-le-le-le! "[8] tie a knot. Whenever "Gui Bao" tells a cold joke, the Huqin player and Yueqin player will immediately tremble, and the "cold" will fall to the ground, symbolizing that the joke is "too cold".

After the speech, Gui Bao and Jewellery shouted together: "Please continue to watch Happy Yulong next time!" After that, sing a song with the same melody. First, "Gui Bao" sang "Ruan is a lovely woman with red makeup, and life is an ancient cone, cold and vulgar", and then "Jewelry" sang "I wish you peace and happiness, and come to see" Happy Jade and Exquisite "next time", and the content is over.

analyse

According to Lin Dongtai, a professor at the Institute of Mass Communication of Taiwan Province Normal University, Happy Jade Linglong's performance is deeply loved by young people, because it "connects and extends the pronunciation by hypertext and hyperlink, creating a humorous language different from the past". This form of connection and extension is "similar to the nonlinear and multidimensional style of network hypertext, which can be said to reflect the behavior mode and language characteristics of the current' e generation' network family to a certain extent, so it is widely loved by the network family." A short drama unit with the fictional temple "Big Nose Palace" as the scene. One of the "big nose palaces" comes from Ponchiachiachia, which has the characteristics of "big nostrils". Xu Xiaoshun plays the abbot of the Big Nose Palace. Pang Jiajia, who plays "Ji Tong" in the Big Nose Palace, will be possessed by the third prince under the direction of the abbot. Invite one special guest at a time. Specially invited guests will ask the "three princes" some questions, but they must ask them with "respect"; Otherwise, if the "Three Princes" are angered, the lion's head props behind the "Three Princes" will spray dry ice, symbolizing "the wrath of the gods".

Of course, Jitong was not really possessed by the third prince. After the performance, the abbot and children are usually taken away by two policemen; Only then did everyone know that the abbot and Ji Tong were goddesses. "You are very patient" is a game to test whether artists can "calm down" in unexpected situations. The name of the unit comes from the Minnan song "You are a Patient" [10].

An artist should take a sip of water (or milk) in his mouth first, not in his stomach. Then others will perform in a meaningless way. If the participating artists don't spray water (or milk) from beginning to end because of these nonsense conditions, they will get a bonus of NT$ 15000. If you spray it every time, you will get a bonus of 5000 Taiwan dollars each time. Even if the bonus is deducted to zero yuan, if the player spits out water (or milk) due to an emergency, the bonus will continue to be deducted. After the end of the unit, the contestants will pay the compensation to the production unit. Are you kidding is a unit where many artists pretend to be ghosts and tell ghost stories. At the beginning of each opening ceremony, Li Xiaowei, played by Chen Weimin, always begins: "Li Xiaowei" gives his name, then the participating artists shout "You laugh" together, and then Li Xiaowei shouts "What school is this?" Then the participating artists shouted "Are you kidding!"

In this unit, Xu Xiaoshun plays "Fu Zhou Bo" of Glycyrrhiza uralensis Fisch. Although Fuzhou Bo is talking about ghosts, it is not a story, but a joke related to ghosts. When Fuzhou Bo described how horrible the plot in the joke was, the fixed line was: "Foreign horror? This is terrible! " And use a fixed gesture to describe the degree of terror. Every time Fuzhou Bo tells a joke, there will be dry ice jumping up from the ground and spraying it at Fuzhou Bo, and other guests who pretend to be ghosts will constantly knock their heads with paper fans and shout, "Are you kidding!" It symbolizes that Fuzhou Bo is here to make trouble.

Finally, Li Xiaowei also imitated Bruce Lee's tone and shouted: "What school is this?" Then the participating artists shouted "Are you kidding!" Then Li Xiaowei shouted "Class dismissed!" Tie a knot.