Cold joke post bar

1. A Xin: What do people do in summer ...

Backstage: @ $ # @ *! (I can't hear you clearly when I talk too much)

A Xin held hands and pointed out: You can go to the seaside to play and eat ice. What else is there? And Mayday's new album! !

For a time, the atmosphere was noisy and full of enthusiasm ... Then he added: But today, I only sing the old song XDD (suddenly cold, then sing softly).

2. A Xin: This is very suitable for people who advocate Confucian culture, because Confucian culture says, don't eat meat. (Pointing to a plate of meat) This meat is super normal and very suitable for a Confucian scholar like me.

3. A Xin: Thank you for letting me fall asleep where there are monsters and wake up where there is food. ...

4. Stone: There should be a student of my classmate who teaches in a cram school. So I'm going to find my classmates. XXX, where are you! (inexplicably, a bunch of people raise their hands)

Stone: Why are there more than a dozen (laughs)?

A Xin: Asexual reproduction.

5. A Xin: Don't test Einstein with relativity, just like don't barbecue with charcoal.

6. Martha: A Xin suffers from anorexia. When he saw the food, he said, I hate you! Then I ate food.

7. A Xin said that he wouldn't sing online songs at the concert, but later the host said that you should sing live, but mice love rice.

A Xin: Two mice, two mice, love rice, love rice. ...

The whole audience:-_ |||

A Xin: "If you walk too much at night, you will encounter ghosts" is an idiom that we will share with the audience today.

9. How about tonight (broadcast)

A Xin: Welcome to listen to how is it tonight (poor English).

10. This song is me. I am the first handsome guy from Taipei. I can't hear it because I write my own words and compose my own music.

Xin: This song was introduced by our most romantic proverb "Ming".

Mayday: Why is it a proverb?

Letter: Because Ming surnamed Liu is a romantic old Liu.

1 1. A Xin: The mantra in the proverb is ...

Mayday: I'm in love again ~

Guan You: That's not my mantra.

Martha: This is your attitude towards life.

Letter: This is your motto.

12. Guan You: Many people have never heard this song. I still remember the song Orient Express. At that time, I was still in high school.

Letter: Oh, I was in kindergarten at that time.

Guan You: Hey! ! !

13. Entertainment 100%-Mayday Singing Competition

Before the game, Guan You always said that he was here for entertainment. )

Big S: Teacher, what do you think of Guan You's singing?

Judge A Xin: The most important thing for a person is not to underestimate himself. When Guan You thought he was here for entertainment today, you were wrong. ...

Big S: What do you mean?

Guan you is looking forward to it ...

Judge A Xin: Because you have no entertainment today.

Scoring stage)

Guan You: What about my courage to attend today?

Big S: Courage is a plus.

Judge A Xin: Courage is for those who haven't watched yet. ...

14 ... (Comment on A Xin ...)

Monsters: spammers, scum, gluttons. I tell you, A Xin is the most handsome man. He is not fat. He doesn't like to eat.

Rumor: everyone thinks he is hairy. He is super hairy.

(Comment on Guan You ...)

A Xin: He often forgets the East and the West. Theoretically, this kind of person is called a pig head. Drummers in rock bands should go to fortune telling and change their names. It's really not rock.