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Xiao and Xiao B are both college students. Xiao graduated from a famous university and was born in a wealthy family. Xiao B graduated from an ordinary university and came from a poor family. They all work in the same company.
Xiao graduated from a famous school and looks very beautiful. At first, everyone thought highly of her, and she also thought highly of herself. She has always felt that others are not as good as her, often showing off in words, always intentionally or unintentionally hitting Xiao B, Xiao B silently endured and never cared about her.
Usually, Xiao Ah, who comes from a superior family, is well-informed and has an extraordinary speech, but his words are often full of thorns and ridicule others. For example, "my family is going to Bali for a holiday in a few days, and I am tired of going abroad at any time!" Some people, married, went abroad for vacation and came back to talk for a long time. They really haven't seen the world! Some people, who have never been there in their lives, are very poor! " Say that finish, eyes glanced at small b, meaningful.
Little B had a hard time since childhood and finally went to college. She got a job and cherished everything in front of her. She doesn't talk much. She comes to the office every day, cleans, serves tea and water, and is very diligent. She did everything that was asked of her, and she arranged her work carefully. She often helps others. After a long time, people in the department like her very much.
Xiao thinks that many things are a piece of cake, with little technical content. It will be done in a few clicks, and then play with the mobile phone. Sometimes I just throw it to little B, saying it's too easy. You do it, push a lot of work to Xiao B, and chat and play games by yourself. I am very happy. Little B works very hard, very hard. In this way, little B is practical and has learned a lot. Little A is sloppy, perfunctory and has many mistakes.
Once, the department manager arranged for them to make a marketing plan, so they sat in front of the office and got it done in two or three days. Xiao B went to consult his old colleagues first, and his colleagues also had a heart-to-heart conversation. She also uses off-duty and weekends to do market research. Xiao B spent several days making a marketing plan.
On this day, the company held a meeting for Xiao A and Xiao B to demonstrate and explain their marketing plan. Small plans are not operable, they are all made out of nothing, and they are completely behind closed doors; Xiao B's scheme has theory, data, measures, detailed and thorough, strong practicability, and the PPT made is beautiful and generous, which has won unanimous praise from everyone.
As you can imagine, Xiao B, with his diligence and sureness, got promoted quickly, was taken fancy to by an excellent young man in the same unit, and had a sweet love, but Xiao A was always alone.
Being a man, keeping a low profile, education does not represent quality, showing off and arrogance can only show your shallowness; Everyone has his own strengths, there is no perfect person in the world, the scenery is endless, and good things do not take up. The wind and water turn to see who laughs last!
Everyone has a mouth. Nobody said anything in front of everyone, and nobody said anything after everyone.
It is often said that there are many women in three women's lives. What women often say every day is how to fight with their mother-in-law, how to fight for power and profit with their brother-in-law, and all kinds of trivial matters of their husbands and children. What they are most interested in is the scandal between a star and someone ... What's more, with their own opinions, others are so miserable that they show their noble character.
Z, female, eloquent and enthusiastic, became familiar with everyone in three minutes. Her greatest feature is that she likes telling other people's stories. She can tell her children and grandchildren from her ancestors when she sees a person. Of course, any scandal or bad thing can't escape her mouth. For vividness, she often adds salt and vinegar. She is really an expert in storytelling and often laughs.
In the unit, there will inevitably be various contradictions between people. Ms. Z gets along well with everyone and has a good relationship with colleagues. How can she do it? She has a unique skill. There is a contradiction between A and B. When she is with A, she speaks ill of B and appears to be very close to A; When you are with B, you speak ill of A, which makes you very affectionate with B; With A and B at the same time, she remains neutral and neither side offends. In this way, she won a lot of praise in the unit. ?
People who are so powerful sometimes do stupid things. Her husband can't avoid being with his female colleagues because he travels a lot. Once, she heard some news that a female colleague was having an affair with her husband. Without saying anything, she rushed to her husband's office, made a scene and slapped her in the face. The husband of a female colleague was so angry that he beat her up and let her stay in the hospital for a few days. From then on, although there was no divorce, the relationship between husband and wife was cold.
The rivers and mountains may change, but not one's essential nature Before long, she talked about it again. She often walks by the river. How can she not wet her shoes? After some time, A and B made up. Speaking of how Z spoke ill of them in the first place, I can't help but be surprised that such a terrible person still regards her as a good friend. Since then, they have alienated Z.
One day, Z was talking about the boss's scandal in the office. Suddenly the boss came in and bumped into him. He heard clearly and was livid with anger. A piece of paper ordered her to move to a remote place and let her talk to Dashan.
Be a man, don't be bored and always speak ill of others. What does other people's business have to do with you? Did you see it with your own eyes? Even if you see it with your own eyes, it is not necessarily true. Rumors and slander hurt people. A good word is warm in three winters, and a bad word is cold in June. Shut your mouth and accumulate some virtues, for yourself and for your future generations!
A few days ago, a little girl jumped off a building in Qingyang, Gansu, and a flower fell. She is the victim. Is it her fault? The bad guys are safe and sound, but the girl has suffered endless slander and blows. It was gossip that led her to a dead end. At the last moment, the ugly people are partying, on the little girl's blood!
Verbal violence can kill people! Please have a conscience and don't be an executioner. What if one day it's your turn?
In life, whoever is flawless, who has done nothing wrong, who dares to expose his past to the sun, and don't always want to laugh at others. In fact, who is not a joke? You know from the bottom of your heart what you have done, and you don't know how ugly you are.
Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, not without it, but not yet.
Qingyang girl left the world that made her sad and desperate. Can the animal teacher escape? He will be punished!
The Didi driver who killed the stewardess was so vicious that he drove himself to the wall when he killed others. Since you want to be the devil, the world will never tolerate you!
As we all know, many criminals have been severely punished by law. Those who muddle through, remain anonymous, live in constant fear like sangguquan, and live a life that is neither human nor ghost, and will eventually pay off!
In society, people should be kind in everything, know how to respect, and don't always think about calculating others and taking advantage of them, because others are not fools, just don't want to dispute with you. Don't take others' tolerance as weakness and make it worse. You will pay for your actions!
Born to be human, there must be kindness. Your kindness hides your blessing. Although you will suffer losses, it is only temporary, not for life!
Advise those who don't do evil to hold their heads three feet high and have a god. If you don't see the light of day, you will die if you do less bad things and do more injustice!
July Dream Large Community Class 1 Chapter 6 Camp 2
About the author: Zhu Zhu, born in Dali, Yunnan, the hometown of "Peacock Princess" Yang li Ping, likes dancing, is enthusiastic about public welfare, loves beauty and pursues all beautiful things. You and I will pursue beauty together!
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