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How to write chestnuts
1. Chestnut's husband is also the owner of the wine merchant, and he is very worried about the wine problem. Recently, he was jealous when he saw that the farmer bought good wine. Chestnut told the wine merchant about it when she went back, but no one paid special attention.
2. I only bought Auto children's paper SLR before. Children's paper, which never uses mobile phones to play games online, also bought an Iphone. My sister who sells sugar-fried chestnuts on the street also wears black silk and doesn't want to take the children's paper of civil servants. This is not a good children's newspaper.
3, chestnuts, etc. , came to my house to see my dad, drank wine at noon and chatted. Some people say that the small bag of rice bran that my father helped saved his family's life in the year of starvation, but when he said it, he burst into tears. Others advised him for a long time.
4. After bidding farewell to the ice, I ran over and grabbed Chestnut's hand, and I began to explain everywhere. My words are incoherent. I said, today is really not what you think. We are just friends. Chestnut looked at me and said, goodbye, never see you again.
After a while, my parents, uncles and aunts appeared in front of us almost at the same time. The woman poured out the chestnuts she picked up, and the man thought there were too many cooks, so he buried the chestnuts with burnt ash. After a while, the chestnuts were ripe, and the children gathered around and began to peel chestnuts and eat them.
6. Yesterday, I saw Chen Weiqiang, a weightlifter, on TV: he is short, with broad shoulders and round waist, thick arms and chestnuts-like muscles all over his body. He stood on the weightlifting platform, in a daze, like an unstoppable stone pillar.
7. Xiaomi and corn? Laba porridge made of children, red beans, sweet potatoes, red dates and chestnuts is full of color and flavor, waiting for you; Melt this deep affection for Laba into a short message and send it to you thousands of miles away. I wish Laba happiness and friendship!
When I see the last protective layer, I want to smash it. Why hasn't a chestnut been peeled for so long? Although this is only a layer of fluff, it is difficult to peel, only a little at a time, so fresh chestnut meat takes a long time to come out.
9. Over there, Xin is chatting with her classmates, rotten chestnuts are telling jokes in the corridor, the Monkey King is teaching a boy who scolds her, and Yifei is busy writing a yearbook. Sister Zhao is still asking for an autograph, which is blocked by Erguotou, and the old class is still taking pictures.
10, "Xu Li looked at her fragile appearance and tried to persuade her not to try to be brave. She was about to speak when she heard the voice of Li Meng without temperature: "Do you know how much it costs to buy a catty of sugar fried chestnuts?" Such an absent-minded question made Bai speechless.
1 1, winter solstice, cold wind howling, eat hot porridge, put red dates, beef and mutton, keep out the cold, delicious hot pot, don't be greedy, rehydrate, eat nuts, chestnuts, dry weather, more fruits and vegetables, kiwi fruit, high nutrition, soup at night, the most nourishing stomach. Care, wish happiness!
12, like seeing your own name and another person's name enlarged at a wedding, printed on one invitation after another, with a solemn heart that can't be turned back, but like a freshly cooked sugar-fried chestnut in the street in winter, it can't hide the warm and sweet heat.
13, "Black Poison God gave Liang Xiaotiao a thrill:" Hey, you are a little devil, but I think you are also very smart. How's it going? Would you like to be my apprentice? "Liang Xiaotiao was flattered and quickly knelt down:" Master, please be worshipped by my apprentice.
14, the hairball is covered with thorns and shaped like a hedgehog. In order to get rich, hometown people racked their brains, invited experts, held night classes and conducted experiments, and finally cultivated a new variety-big and fragrant chestnut yo, flashing the smiling faces of hometown people, reflecting the prosperity of the times.
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