Relax, no moral integrity, joke story

Joke story: How much sadness can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel?

Relax for a while. Joke Story 1: Mom:? What do you think of this problem?

Son:? 5。 ?

Mom:? It's clever of you to take it out so quickly. Give you five yuan to buy ice cream. ?

Son:? Mom, please write one more question. 100! Will I, too?

The priest is instilling in the congregation: people should be self-disciplined, don't lose their temper, don't curse, and don't get angry. Did you see this fly that landed on my nose? If he had a bad temper, he would have been angry long ago. But I never get angry. I just pray in my heart: fly away, fly away. God bless you. ?

At this point, the priest suddenly shouted:? Ouch! It hurts me to death! Damn, it's a bee! ?

After hearing about new york, the Bishop is likely to be dragged into a preset trap by the media, so be extra careful. At the airport, a reporter asked as soon as we met. Do you want to go to a nightclub? The Bishop wanted to get rid of this problem, so he asked with a smile: Is there a nightclub in new york?

The next morning, the headline of the meeting news published in the newspaper was: The Bishop's first question after getting off the plane: Is there a nightclub in new york?

The wonderful and fierce table tennis match on TV aroused grandma's great interest.

After reading it, she said, well played, well played! Unfortunately, I found an illiterate announcer! ?

Sun asked inexplicably: Why can't people count?

Grandma said:? It was obvious that two people were playing ball, but he said it was singles. It was clearly played by four people, but he insisted that it was doubles. He's not even halfway there. He doesn't know how to count what it is.

One day, the Dutch went to the cinema. After buying a ticket, the Dutchman went into the cinema, but after a while, he came out and bought another ticket. Then he walked into the cinema. The ticket lady thought it was strange, but she sold it to him anyway. As a result, a minute later, she saw the Dutchman go to the ticket booth and buy another ticket. This time, the conductor asked him if he had already bought the ticket and why he had to buy it again. The Dutch are very angry.

Kim once visited an ancient castle, met a local guide at the door and went into the castle with him. On the way, Jin suddenly remembered a local legend and asked the tour guide. I heard that this old castle is haunted, isn't it? Joke, I have lived here for more than 300 years and have never heard of it! ?

As we all know, Japanese people are used to bathing with men and women, but China people don't.

It is said that during War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, Japanese devils came to China, and a senior Japanese officer took his wife with him. If a Japanese woman wants to take a bath, let a traitor rub her back. Although the traitor was full of reluctance, he had to quit because of the arrogance of Japanese officers, so he entered the bath with this Japanese bitch, and the whole bath was just the two of them.

The Japanese officer is in the other room. After a while, he felt uneasy and rushed into the bathtub. When I saw it, the traitor was rubbing his back hard for the Japanese bitch. The Japanese bitch turned her back on the traitor naked, and the traitor rubbed her back with both hands. Looking down, what the Japanese saw was that the traitor's penis was propped up! So the devil flew into a rage, brushed out his saber and pointed it at the traitor's penis:

? Baga! What do you do? ! ?

The traitor's brain exploded, but his reaction was quick. He immediately picked up a towel and put it on it:

? Report Taijun, the towel is dead! ?

The devil saw it, thought it made sense, and nodded. Josie Josie? Left with satisfaction.

After a while, the Japanese devils rushed in again. This time, I saw the traitor's things enter the Japanese bitch's place from behind, again and again. The Japanese were furious, so they took out their sabers:

? Baga! What is this, work?

The traitor who was working hard didn't stop. He gasped loudly as he worked:

? Your majesty, outside, it's finished; Rub it inside! ?

One day, eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed a lot. It wiped its nose and said angrily, damn it! Someone took a group photo again! ?

KINOMOTO SAKURA said to Xiao Qiang. When I kick you in the exam today, you should give me a look. ? During the exam, KINOMOTO SAKURA kicked Xiao Qiang, and Xiao Qiang replied: Meow!

At the class reunion, a brother was drunk. At this time, the classmate asked: What time is it? Drunk brother took out the key from his pocket and looked at it, then calmly said: 10: 50.

I earn selling cabbage, and I fuck selling white powder.

Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

The number legion and the letter legion fought, and the number leader 0 said:? 1 3, you form B, and you join the alphabet army! ? After a while, I saw 1 and 3 heads coming back, saying, chief! Pretending to be B has been discovered! ?

A little centipede is in a bad mood. His father asked, what's the matter with you? The little centipede said, I said I was afraid you couldn't stand it. Dad: Go ahead, I can stand it. The little centipede shook his 100-odd leg and said, I want to buy converse shoes on June 1.

When I went out to buy cold salad, suddenly a man led a dog by, and the dog ran away with the cold salad in my hand. As a result, the owner caught it in time, and I clearly heard the owner say to the dog, "Be rational!" "

Relax for a while. Joke Story 4: A gentleman went ashore after taking a bath in the river, and then two ladies came. He quickly picked up a bucket and buckled it under it to hide his shame. When the two ladies approached, one lady said to him, Sir, I must tell you that if you do this, we will accuse you of sexual harassment! ? The man asked inexplicably:? Why? The lady replied:? The bucket in front of you has no bottom at all! ?

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