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How does a long-distance relationship make a girlfriend happy?

Long-distance relationships make girlfriends happy.

1. Remember to keep in touch with your girlfriend when you are in a long-distance relationship. You can call your girlfriend on WeChat at a fixed time every day, ask her about her daily life, share your life and briefly talk about what happened recently.

2. Remember to give more surprises to girlfriends in different places, such as giving gifts, not necessarily on holidays, but usually. The surprise effect brought by this is generally good, which will make your girlfriend feel very happy.

Don't tell your girlfriend in advance and suddenly appear in front of her (when you know she is free). A thousand words are not as important as real companionship.

There are many ways to make your girlfriend happy-such as playing games with your girlfriend, listening to songs with your girlfriend and so on. Those who can't make their girlfriends happy or happy will eventually lose their girlfriends.

Humor routines to amuse girls.

1. I have two hobbies, static and dynamic. Quietly sleeping, moving over.

When one or two people say I'm ugly, I don't think so, but when more and more people say I'm ugly, I know the seriousness of the matter: now there are more and more liars.

3. Hunters and birds. The hunter aimed his shotgun at a bird overhead. At this moment, the bird took a shit and landed on his face. The hunter angrily scolded, "Don't you wear underpants when you come out?" The bird sneered, "Do hunters still wear underwear when they shit?"

4. The county magistrate of a poverty-stricken county said that the reason why our county can't be rated as a poverty-stricken county in the whole province is because we are really poor.

I want to buy a parachute online and see what the bad reviews say. I haven't found a bad review for a long time. After thinking about it, I finally know why there is no bad review.

Seeing a meteor, I made a wish to end my single life as soon as possible. As a result, I watched the meteor turn into a meteorite and came at me. ...

7. I met a beggar in the street, who was actually my college classmate. He was a little embarrassed at first, but when he found that there was more money in his bowl than in mine, he became superior again

8. Talk to my colleagues. I used to take beautiful photos, but now they are getting uglier and uglier. Colleagues simply said: Now the pixels are getting higher and higher.

9.? Xiao Ming saw a lump of poop on the ground, so he went up and smelled it. It seemed to be poop. Put a little in your hand and taste it in your mouth. It seems to be poop. He said happily, "It's a good thing I didn't step on it."

10. Chumo, what a poetic name, but her surname is Xiong. ...

Why make your girlfriend happy?

Eric Bress Le of McMaster University in Canada said: Humor is of different importance to men and women. A study in 2005 found that women prefer men who can make them laugh often, while men prefer women who are amused by their own jokes.