Ten Classic Quotations of Zhou Libo

Zhou Libo is the founder of Shanghai style Qingkou. What classic words did he leave in the program he hosted? The following are inspirational quotes. I collected ten classic quotations about Zhou Libo for you. Welcome to reading.

1, if you have 1 million, buy a suite and collect our love; You have 65438+ million, buy a car to open our love; You have 1 10,000, buy a diamond ring and witness our love; You have 0. 1 10,000, go for an outing and let our love fly; You have 0.0 1 10,000, candlelight dinner, romantic our love; You have 0.00 1 10,000, buy a bottle of water and water our love.

2. Three laws of the workplace; : either bear it! Either hard! Or get out!

Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After the grief, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

4. People's trouble is the word 12. They can't put it down, can't get over it, can't see through it and can't forget it.

5, let you see through the seven sentences of life: 1 The past will never come back, and the back will no longer be perfect. If you are not strong, who will you show your cowardice to? 3 Look at the complicated life and take a complicated road with complicated feelings. Live a happy life with an indifferent attitude. Occasionally recalling the past makes me feel that my life is going backwards. 6 expectation, waiting, failure, life is so tangled. It's not that we are not suitable, but that you are more suitable.

6. None of us are perfect people, but we must accept our imperfect selves. Comfort yourself when you are lonely; Give yourself warmth when you are lonely. Learn to be independent, bid farewell to dependence, and bid farewell to your weak self. Life is not only warm, the road of life will not always be smooth sailing, but as long as you have confidence in yourself, know your own value and cherish yourself, you can face all the imperfections in the world calmly.

7. Say that money is a sin and everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

8. Immature performance of girls: 1. Regard love as the most important thing in life; 2, rely on clothes to express their temperament; 3. Easily change yourself blindly for men; 4. Tell everyone about your emotional experience; 5. Keep asking your boyfriend "Do you love me"; 6. Meet with netizens easily; 7. Use the reason of pregnancy to retain feelings; 8. Always fantasize about marrying a rich man; 9. Always refuse to admit mistakes; 10, regard lovelorn as the end of the world.

9. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a smell of * * *.

10, this city is big enough to accommodate all your quirks and habits. People are busy with their own lives and regard indifference as respect for privacy. It's okay, okay? That's good. It's okay. Everyone says so, and so do you. You don't care much about those who come to you to complain, pour out the bitter water and leave you to move on, because you just pretend to listen. The world is so big, but we are still so lonely!

Classic quotations from Zhou Libo

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Men's meticulous attraction is second only to women's.

3. Spring Festival Evening is not a benchmark. I don't think it was an artist who attended the Spring Festival Gala. If not, then it is not an artist.

4. * * * Thinking about how to pay taxes reasonably, the boss thinking about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I thinking about how to sleep reasonably!

5, a real warrior, dare to face his face without makeup.

6. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

7. Before and after marriage: kiss as soon as you meet before marriage, and bicker as soon as you meet after marriage; Life before marriage is wonderful, and life after marriage is miserable; Lies before marriage are love stories, and love stories after marriage are bullshit; Men are humorous before marriage, but silent after marriage; Everything you do before marriage is romantic, and everything you do after marriage is a waste; Love words before marriage, lies after marriage. Love before marriage is a myth, and love after marriage is a joke.

8. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

9. The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.

10, when you fail, treat it as life wealth; Success is a rich life.

1 1. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.

12, the man who wants to cheat a woman is finally cheated, and the woman who wants to control a man remarries! There are no fools in this world, but you think others are fools.

13, there are four things that you will never get back: what you said, the arrow you shot, the elapsed time and the missed opportunity.

14, proud of caring for his wife, ashamed of neglecting his wife; Be proud to serve your wife, and be ashamed to trouble your wife; Be proud of praising your wife and ashamed of criticizing your wife; Proud of doing housework, ashamed of being lazy and hating work; Be proud of coming home from work and ashamed of staying out at night; Be proud of being honest and single-minded, and be ashamed of flirting; Be proud of abiding by family laws and ashamed of breaking the law and discipline; Be proud of paying wages and ashamed of hiding bonuses.

15, man's curiosity+woman's curiosity = divorce

16, if my face is mixed-race, at most it is a mixed-race of Vietnam helping Cambodia.

17, don't let wealth tempt you and let wealth yield to you. Don't let jealousy ruin you. Destroying jealousy will make you. Don't let others' success torture you, let others' success inspire you.

18, there is no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

19, you have to find out the script of your life-not the sequel of your parents, the prequel of your children, or the foreign story of your friends.

20. I can tolerate that your figure is fake, your face is fake, your chest is fake and your hips are fake! But I just can't stand that money is fake! !

2 1, there is an article called Mulan joining the army. I killed her then. I don't believe Mulan will join the army without being discovered! It's impossible! I didn't know it until I met Chris Lee. Oh! This is technically feasible!

22. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

23. It is better to be a walk-on in other people's lives than to be yourself.

24. God never complains about human stupidity, but human beings always complain about God's unfairness. The meaning of life is the same, but the value of life can't be the same.

25. There are three things in life that should not be squandered; Body, money, love; You want to splurge, but it's not worth the loss. There are three things in life that should not be recalled: disaster, death and love; You want to remember, but it's miserable. There are three things in life that cannot be hidden: cough, poverty and love; You want to hide it, but you want to cover it up.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

27. I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, utilities, bought instant noodles with oily rice, touched my pocket and sighed. I am a white-collar worker again this month …

28, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

29. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.

30. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

3 1, set ten men and one woman free on the island. Three months later, I saw men make a sedan chair and take women to play. That woman is charming and charming, and her face is like a peach blossom! Ten more women and a man were released on the island. Three months later, they saw women around a coconut tree, some throwing stones and some fiddling with the fruit. That man is as thin as a monkey. If he holds on to the tree, he won't come down.

32. Happiness is seen and pain is experienced. We always like to compare other people's apparent happiness with our hidden pain, and as a result, our pain index has reached a new high in inappropriate comparison. We envy birds that their wings can fly, but why don't birds envy our legs that can fly? Instead of punishing yourself with the happiness of others, it is better to spur yourself with your own pain. People! The more confused, the more thinking, the more understanding.

33. Many people spend most of their lives in houses, and finally one day they find that our final destination is not a house, but a box. The difference between a house and a box is the waste we can't take away.

34. Take hardship as entertainment, and your life will be very chic! Take entertainment as a kind of bitterness, and your life will be very complicated!

35. Traveling refers to traveling from one's own tired place to another's tired place.

I am not perfect, because I have no wings. Because I am happy, I am not in pain. I am stupid because I am not stupid. I get a lot because I don't think much.

37. Knowing yourself is far more important than knowing others. A person who doesn't know who he is will never know who he is. ...

38. When you are dissatisfied or disappointed with your present situation, how can you adjust your mentality? It's simple. Imagine a worse state than you are now, and then you will feel lucky.

39. What is caring? Buddhism is interpreted as persistence. A person who is too persistent rarely feels happy. A person who cares too much about others often doesn't care about him.

40. God never complains about human stupidity, but human beings always complain about God's unfairness. The meaning of life is the same, but the value of life can't be the same.