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one
It is another school season. With excellent results, Wen Ruijun, who was admitted to the county key high school, accompanied by his father, stepped into a school envied by others with great excitement.
The county seat is not very close to Win Ruijun's home, so Win Ruijun can only choose to live on campus.
Early in the morning, accompanied by his father, Yuan Ruijun sent the luggage brought by his family to the dormitory. After putting the luggage on the bed, he and his father wandered around the city.
At 4 o'clock 10, Yuan Ruijun's father's cell phone rang. There was a young woman on the other end of the phone, and he could only hear: "Hello, are these Yuan Ruijun's parents?" Why haven't you reported it yet? Haven't you arrived at school yet? "
Win Ruijun surprised and broke out in a sweat. He doesn't even know to report for duty.
Yuan Ruijun and his father hurried back to school from the street when there was only one teacher in the classroom. Yuan Ruijun quickly apologized to the teacher and explained the situation. The teacher also understands. She gave Yuan Ruijun a meal card, explained the registration and some things and left.
After all the dust settled, Yuan Ruijun's father left school.
At seven o'clock in the evening, the class asked all freshmen to come to the classroom for the first class. The class teacher explained the military training next week and the freshmen got to know each other.
At half past six, Yuan Ruijun arrived in the classroom ahead of time, but the classroom was full of people and all the students looked at him. Always introverted, he was once shy. With the help of several classmates he knew, he found two vacant seats in the last row on the right side of the classroom, only two.
Yuan Ruijun chose an aisle seat.
Shortly after Yuan Ruijun sat down, the two handsome guys in his front row turned back to communicate with him and get to know each other.
The young man in a yellow shirt next to the aisle said, "My name is Li Gang." Another person said, "My name is Yang Tao".
Yuan Ruijun also smiled and said, "Hello! My name is Yan Ruijun. "
After listening, Li Gang glanced at the empty seat next to Wen Ruijun and said, "Haha, you are really blessed."
Yuan Ruijun looked at them with a puzzled face.
Yang Tao said, "Now there is only room next to you in the classroom. I heard that there is still a girl who hasn't come, or a school flower. "
Li Gang echoed and said, "Yes! She is my goddess! I have seen it once. "
Yuan Ruijun said to Li Gang, "Then why don't you sit with her? Shall we change seats? "
After a pause, Li Gang said, "Forget it, I'll sit in front of her."
They said that and turned back. Yuan Ruijun took out the essential ancient poems of high school brought from home and read them again.
Ten minutes later, the noisy classroom suddenly quieted down. Won Ruijun looked up quickly and a girl came into the classroom. Slim and slender, pink and spring. This man really surprised Yuan Ruijun. He is really a beauty queen.
All eyes of the class were fixed on her, the girls were envious and the boys were fascinated.
Yuan Ruijun looked into her eyes and bowed his head. The girl stood on the platform and scanned it. She only found a seat in the last row on the right side of the classroom and went down.
She walked beside Wen Ruijun, but Wen Ruijun still kept his head down, because he was shy and shy and didn't dare to look at the girl.
The girl stood for two or three seconds and said, "classmate, please let me in."
Hearing this, Wen Ruijun quickly got up and moved the stool to let the girl in. All eyes were focused on the two of them, and Yuan Ruijun immediately bowed his head.
After the girl sat down, she picked up her mobile phone and played games. Yuan Ruijun glanced at it and it was the hottest game at that time. Yuan Ruijun shook his head after reading it and took out his copybook to practice calligraphy.
Not long after, Li Gang and Yang Tao turned back to chat with her, and after a few minutes, they secretly played games together.
The girl poked her arm with her hand and said, "Hey, watch the teacher for me. Let me know when the teacher comes. Thank you! "
"Oh!" Won Ruijun reluctantly agreed.
two
Yuan Ruijun is introverted and inarticulate. At the same time, he doesn't like talking to girls. He faltered as soon as he spoke. So, he doesn't talk to his deskmate either.
The deskmate often talks to him, but often lets him keep watch and let her play games. Inadvertently, Yan Ruijun caught a glimpse of the girl's book, entitled Ji.
Yan Ruijun thought: Her name is Ji.
Maybe in the next few days, they got to know each other a lot and began to communicate slowly. In particular, Li Gang and Yang Tao always go back to chat with Ji. Yuan Ruijun couldn't help chatting with them.
One night when studying by himself, Ji called Li Gang and Yang Tao, and the two of them went back. Yuan Ruijun is listening to their chat.
Ji Yi Xue said, "Which one of you has a lighter, please lend it to me."
Li Gang asked curiously, "Why do you want a lighter?"
Ji Yi Xue whispered, "What else can I do? Smoking! "
Yuan Ruijun was dumbfounded when you heard it. Smoke! ..... Damn, she's still smoking. What a surprise.
Yang Tao took out a lighter from his bag and handed it to her from under the table. She carefully put it in her trouser bag.
As soon as the bell rang, Ji got up and pushed Yuan Ruijun and said, "Come on, let me out."
After winning Rui Jun got up and got out of the way, he rushed out of the classroom.
Yuan Ruijun was very curious about this, so he knocked on Li Gang and asked, "What is she doing?"
"Smoking in the toilet." Li gang whispered to win Rui Jun's ear.
I really want to smoke. What's the point? Yuan Ruijun is a mystery.
There is still one minute before class, and Ji is back. After she returned to her seat, she quietly returned the lighter to Yang Tao.
Won Rui Jun couldn't help it. He whispered, "Hey, do you really want to smoke?" This is also the first time Yuan Ruijun took the initiative to communicate with her.
Ji Yi Xue simply said, "Yes! What's wrong? "
Yuan Ruijun shook his head helplessly and said, "Nothing." At this point, what he thinks in his heart is: secretly playing games and smoking with his mobile phone, which is a violation of discipline!
Ji Yi Xue looked at Won Ruijun doubtfully, and then she shook her head.
Yuan Ruijun is a good student. Smoking, drinking, playing games, fighting and violating school discipline are all bad things that he can't do, which is the performance of bad students.
He was once disappointed in the people next to him. He thought to himself, it's a pity that he has good skin and many bad habits, and he doesn't look like a girl.
One day, Yan Ruijun was sleeping at his desk. When he woke up and opened his eyes, Ji's ankle was just a few centimeters above, and a series of striking English tattoos on her ankle directly blinded him.
Won Ruijun was surprised again. Damn it, she has tattoos. She not only plays games, smokes and drinks, but also tattoos. Isn't this a typical social woman?
A series of words describing bad women immediately came to Yan Ruijun's mind. The man who is envied by boys and girls around me is such a person in Yuan Ruijun's eyes, and he feels very uncomfortable with her. He said to himself, "I will never associate with her!" " "
As the days passed, although Yuan Ruijun said that he would not associate with her, there were more and more exchanges between them, and Yuan Ruijun was not as shy as before, so he took the initiative to chat with her at any time.
three
After a week of military training, the school organizes exams, which are basically junior high school knowledge. When the results came out, Ji Ruijun was dumbfounded. He got the 27th place in the class, but Ji got the first place in the class.
Yuan Ruijun has always believed that good students have good academic performance and bad students have poor academic performance. But why not this time? Ji is obviously a poor student in his eyes, but he can get the first place in the exam. He's confused.
He comforted himself in his mind, "this is just a junior high school knowledge test." She must be very lucky. "
A month later, the school organized a monthly exam, this time on the newly learned knowledge. Yuan Ruijun is looking forward to his grades. After all, he is studying hard.
On the day the results were announced, Yuan Ruijun was dumbfounded again. How could she be the first? It's impossible!
In this exam, Yan Ruijun won the second place in the class, ranking behind Ji. Won Ruijun began to be puzzled again, but after this exam, won Ruijun's view on Ji changed slightly, and he began to accept his deskmate slowly.
……
Jingle bells ... Jingle bells
As soon as the bell rang, the physics teacher came into the classroom with a textbook, and then began a new round of lectures. Physics is really obscure, and Yuan Ruijun listened with a puzzled face. He looked around, and basically all his classmates were sleeping, only a few people in the front row were still insisting.
Yuan Ruijun seems funny at first glance. He turned around to share this funny scene with Ji, but he turned around and looked embarrassed. Ji Yi Xue slept there and slept soundly.
He looked at the man next to him and was inexplicably moved. The person in front of him is really beautiful.
Ji put his hands in his pockets, but his head was up and down, up and down. This cycle is like a chicken eating rice, which is very interesting. This is the state in which most students doze off in class.
Yuan Ruijun looked at this scene and suddenly had a bad idea. He grinned evilly.
Yuan Ruijun reached into Ji's drawer and knocked a few times.
Knock, knock, knock, knock.
Ji Yi Xue suddenly looked up, as if frightened, looked at the blackboard with glassy eyes and saw the teacher talking about the class as usual. There is nothing unusual. She knew she was being played.
She curled her lips and looked at Yuan Ruijun, but Yuan Ruijun smiled proudly.
Ji also smiled, and then she grabbed Yuan Ruijun's arm with her invincible big move, and Yuan Ruijun had to hide everywhere.
Gradually, Wen Ruijun's previous views on Ji have changed. He no longer thinks that smoking, drinking and tattooing are bad for her, nor does he think that she is a social person. On the contrary, he thinks she is a good person. She will share anything interesting and delicious with Yuan Ruijun. Yuan Ruijun and she are also playing better and better. They have endless jokes every day, and they are always joking.
On this day, an unknown joke actually made them laugh for a long time, and the Chinese teacher gave them a few glances directly. Because of an unknown joke, the two of them actually took a look at you. Look at me laughing for more than ten minutes, and there is no one left.
four
Friendship between deskmates often comes from many details in daily life.
After more than a month of friction, Ji Ruijun and Ji have completely integrated into each other's hearts.
It is common to have fun in class, after class and at night, and students have long been used to it.
When there is no teacher in the evening study, the two of them laugh from time to time in the quiet classroom.
"Come here, I promise I won't hit you." Ji Yi Xue said to Yuan Ruijun who ran behind the blackboard.
"But who will believe your story?" Yuan Ruijun is still sitting behind the blackboard, but he won't return to his seat.
"Yuan Ruijun, come here, hurry up."
"But."
Ji Yi Xue picked up an eraser and kneaded it into small pieces. Then he rushed to win Ruijun, who dodged like a bullet and seemed to have a sense of accomplishment.
Suddenly, a classmate in front shouted, "The teacher is coming."
The whole class immediately turned their attention to the books, and Yuan Ruijun quickly ran back to his seat.
As a result, the classmate named teacher came back and smiled at Yuan Ruijun, and the whole class laughed.
"You'd better hide! Why don't you hide? Aren't you coming back? " Ji proudly said to win Ruijun, and pinched it with his hand to win Ruijun.
Yuan Ruijun said unconvinced, "Who told him to lie about his military situation?"
……
In the middle of winter, the weather is getting colder, and the classroom has become a warm place for students.
Yuan Ruijun fell asleep at his desk after class and soon fell asleep.
Before long, Yuan Ruijun felt something. He gently opened his eyes and looked. I saw Ji's right hand in the school uniform bag, his head resting on his left hand, twisted to one side and fell asleep.
Won Rui Jun suddenly felt warm in his heart. This scene is beautiful. He watched her sleep quietly. How beautiful! But he thought it was strange. It was the first time a girl put her hand in her bag. He is very uncomfortable.
The doorbell rang, and YanRuiJun quickly woke Ji Yi Xue. I saw Ji Yi Xue rubbing his eyes with his left hand and listening to the teacher.
Yuan Ruijun glanced at her right hand and then at her. She still listened carefully.
Mi Ruijun whispered, "Hey, hey, you ... don't take this hand away."
Ji Yi Xue solemnly replied: "Well."
"I said, elder sister, can you put it in the bag?" Won ruijun said again.
"impossible." Her answer was simple.
"Why?" Won ruijun asked again.
"Warm!"
"Your schoolbag is the same as mine."
"No, yours is warmer."
Won ruijun was speechless. Although he is verbally resistant, he is inexplicably happy in his heart.
Since then, Yan Ruijun's bag has become Ji's "hand warmer".
……
"My hands are so cold. Take out your hand and I'll warm it for you, okay? " Facing the temperature of 2℃, Yan Ruijun told Ji.
"If you don't take it, it will be cold." JiXueYi curled his lips satisfiedly looking at won farce.
"Will you answer it?"
"Don't take it, don't say anything." She is still very determined.
"Then don't blame me." Yan ruijun said.
"What are you doing?" Ji Yi Xue is a little scared.
Won Rui Jun put his hand in three times, five times and two times. Ji Yi Xue pulled out his hand when she looked busy. No, and this bag is torn.
When Ji Yi Xue saw it, he just twisted his hand and said, "Who let you in?"
"Who told you not to take it out?" Yan ruijun said.
"Look, this bag is broken. You deserve it." Ji Yi Xue said:
"Self-inflicted, huh." Yan ruijun said.
"Give me your clothes after school." Ji Yi Xue said affectionately.
"What are you doing? You want to destroy the body? " Won Ruijun joked.
"I'll ruin your head. Can't this dress be sewn up if it is broken? " Ji Yi Xue said angrily.
"I didn't expect a young lady like you to sew this." Ji is a child of a rich family, and one week's living expenses are three weeks' living expenses for ordinary children.
"Who do you despise!" Ji Yi Xue said to Yan Ruijun.
"Ha ha, joking, joking. How can this bother you? I can sew it myself. " Won Ruijun quickly refused.
"Will you answer it?" Ji Yi Xue said this, she has put her hand on Yuan Ruijun's right hand, which is her weapon. She will pinch him only if Won Ruijun annoys her.
Yuan Ruijun implored painfully: "Take it, take it, can't I take it?" She didn't let go until Won Ruijun compromised.
The next day, Ji handed the clothes to Yuan Ruijun. Yuan Ruijun took the clothes and saw what it was sewn. It was a big needle and a small needle. However, knowing that she must have worked hard to sew it, he smiled and said, "I didn't expect your skill to be really good, much better than mine."
Ji Yi Xue proudly said: "Of course."
five
Yuan Ruijun and Ji play and laugh every day. But their grades are always one or two in the class. This can't help but make the classmates envious.
In this way, the last semester of senior one passed in the noise and immediately faced with the division.
"Yuan Ruijun, what do you want to choose?" Ji Yi Xue asked.
"Choose science. What about you? " Yan ruijun said.
"Oh, if you choose liberal arts, I can sit with you." Ji Yi Xue said:
Yuan Ruijun's class is a liberal arts class. If he chooses liberal arts, he will stay in the original class. If he chooses science, he will be assigned to other classes.
Yuan Ruijun really has feelings for this class and Ji. This class, this person, has brought him many good memories. But in the face of future working conditions, he chose science.
On the day when the branch filled in the volunteers, Yuan Ruijun went to the class early to submit his volunteers. He waited in the classroom for a long time, but he didn't see Ji. He thought she might have submitted it. He finally waited for more than ten minutes and then left. This trip will be hard to see again, because there are five or six thousand people in the school, and it is difficult to meet together.
When Yuan Ruijun came out of the classroom, the QQ message suddenly sounded. He took out his mobile phone and saw that it was from Ji.
"Come downstairs to the classroom and want to take a photo with you."
Yuan Ruijun was very happy after seeing it. He ran downstairs and saw Ji really waiting for him downstairs.
They took a group photo as a souvenir and then said goodbye.
After that, they only met occasionally to say hello, and then they never met again and never contacted each other again.
……
One night many years later, Yuan Ruijun dreamed of some beautiful photos of him and Ji. He woke up in his sleep.
In the evening, he closed his eyes again, but his mind was full of her.
……
Conclusion: How many laughter and happy memories of youth are carried by our deskmate. On-off and on-off, on-off and on-off, although short-lived, have no regrets in youth. It is an honor and a pleasure to meet such a deskmate. Do you remember your deskmate?
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