Complete works of daily jokes

1, "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

2. Guess where my heart is? "It must be left." "Wrong! Stand on your side. "

3. "I'm out of my mind, but I don't want to pump it out." "Why?" "Didn't that take you away, too?"

4. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future." "What requirements?" "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

5. "Do you know what you look like?" "Like what?" "Attract me like the earth"

6. "Tanabata is coming", "Someone who has a crush on me" and "How can you be so calm?"

7. "How long have you been single?" "Since birth" and "Sorry to have kept you waiting"

8. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

9. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "my shortcomings"

10, "I miss you every time I look in the mirror." "Why do you miss me?" "Because I think we are a match made in heaven, I want to give you the best of me."

1 1, "The doctor says there is a small hole in my heart", "Can you go into my heart and mend it?"

12, "I'm looking for a letter", "What letter" and "Your WeChat"

13, "I found someone secretly loves you." "Who is it?" "me."

14, "Do you know why my eyes are so beautiful?" "I don't know." "Because all my eyes are on you."

15, "What do you think is the cleanest and clearest thing in the world?" "water?" "No, it's my eyes." "Why?" "Because I only have eyes for you."

16, "I have put up with you for a long time" "huh? What are you going to do? " "Of course, I choose to endure you all my life."

17, "You have gone too far!" "Where is too much!" "It's so cute"

18, "I'll show you a magic trick. Look at biubiubiu. " "What?" "I like you better."

19, "The rice is in the pot and people are in the bed", "Eat me first or eat me first" and "Whatever you want"

20. "I think I should buy you a compass." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid you're too used to looking north."

2 1, "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

22. "I want to go to many places when I am alone, but it is different when I am alone." "How is it different?" "When I'm alone, I just want to stay where I am ~"

23. "I'm drowning." "Huh?" "I'm in love with you and I can't get rid of it."

24. "Something particularly good happened to me today?" "Ah, what is it?" "Nice to meet you."

25. "How I wish one day", "We don't say good night to each other anymore" and "We sleep next to each other"

26. "Do you think there is anything special about my hands?" "Not special." "I haven't been hugged by you, of course, not special.

27. "Guess where my heart is ~" "Well, it's on the left" "Wrong, fool, it's on your side."

28. "We don't have to turn on the light at night when we are together." "Why?" "Because you can shine ~"

29. "I've always wanted a feeling." "What does it feel like?" "The feeling of being with you"

30. "I had a dream last night", "What dream" and "Have your dream"

3 1, "Seeing you recently makes you dizzy", "Why" and "Because love makes people dizzy"

32. "We may have been hit by an arrow." "Huh?" Cupid's Arrow

33. "Do you like sugar?" "Yes," "No wonder you are so sweet."

34. "Tell me you like me, and then I refuse you." "I like you?" "Then let's be together!"

35. "Do you want to go to heaven?" "How?" "Come to my house tonight and I will help you."