What’s the funny thing you’ve experienced?

Thanks for the passion! I met a scammer at a train station, a mother and daughter. When we met again, the person had changed and it was the old man. Changed into grandfather and grandson. This incident happened after the May Day holiday in 2006.

I work at a construction site, which is not so strict. Go home a few days early to prepare for wheat harvest. I arrived at the train station at three o'clock and bought a train that left at nine o'clock. I was hungry after waiting in the waiting room for too long and wanted to eat something. The stuff in the waiting room is a bit expensive and I’m reluctant to buy it. It’s cheaper to eat out.

It was already dark outside, so we walked further to a relatively remote place. I saw mother and daughter standing there talking to a passerby. When the passerby heard him talking, he seemed to take a look and then left. Wait, strike up a conversation with me when I get to him. He asked me where I was from? Where to go? I also told him one by one. He said he still had a few dozen dollars left to go home. He had something urgent at home and was waiting to go home.

I had hundreds of dollars on me, and I was a little wary at the time. The adults in my family had said that there were a lot of scammers out there. He saw that I was wary, and the scammer said that if he didn't have any money, he could give me 10 yuan and 20 yuan. Give me your contact information. When the time comes, contact me and you can transfer the money to me. I hesitated for a moment, what if I really wanted to go home? I thought to myself, I’ll just give you five dollars! Even if it’s a real liar, I won’t feel bad. I didn't give him my contact information, but I still felt happy that I had done a good deed. When I came back from dinner, I didn't see the mother and son. I thought maybe he really wasn't a liar.

When you come back again, take the exit from the basement of the train station. Seeing the grandfather and grandson standing there, I felt that the little girl looked familiar, but her clothes had changed. After getting closer, I saw clearly that it was the little girl, because this matter was so profound. When he got to the grandfather and grandson, he used the same topics and the same tone, which was a bit difficult to change at the time. When I came to my senses, I thought that the scammers were too sophisticated. Fortunately, I was vigilant and didn't dare to give too much. The liar still goes out with the whole family. I wonder if there will be a chance to meet his father and grandma next time.

It’s time to go to work after the Chinese New Year. Be careful of scammers and be vigilant.

What funny things have you experienced?

You will definitely encounter funny things often. Seeing everyone’s enthusiastic replies, I came to join in the fun and talk about a few funny things in life. , it’s a real thing, please don’t complain.

One time I went downstairs in the morning, carrying the garbage in my left hand, and this handbag in my right hand. When I went to the trash can, I threw the handbag in gorgeously. I walked for more than ten meters before I realized what I was doing. I will never forget to clean it. The look in the sanitation uncle's eyes and the scene of me picking up the trash can made me feel like I was competing with him for territory.

Another time, I lived on the fourth floor. After I went downstairs in the morning, I felt that the door was not locked, so I ran up. When I saw that it was already locked, I felt uneasy, so I locked it again and went downstairs. After walking forty or fifty meters, I hesitated again. I thought about whether the door was not locked properly, so I ran to the fourth floor again. I went up and down the stairs several times in the early morning. I told my colleagues about the rhythm of obsessive-compulsive disorder. , basically laugh out loud.

One night I came back from get off work. Not long after I entered the community, I heard a rough baritone voice coming from in front of me. Beat me hard, beat me to death. Did you hear me? Beat me to death. . When I heard that something was going to happen, someone was fighting at night, I walked a few steps forward and realized that a husband was instructing his wife to reverse the car, a husband was instructing his wife to reverse the car, and a husband was instructing his wife to reverse the car. You know, Just now, I almost called 110 and called the police.

Have you ever had any of these funny experiences?

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2019.02.10

Let me tell you one Interesting things that happened during school days. I went to the provincial sports school in middle school, majoring in martial arts. I was only fifteen or sixteen years old at the time, very playful and addicted to online games. I'm not the only one, but everyone my age is addicted. At that time, I often skipped classes and went to Internet cafes. Our school has a half-day cultural class and a half-day professional class. Of course, we don’t dare to escape from the professional class because we will be really beaten if caught by the coach. But the cultural class teacher has nothing to do with us. At most, we can record our names, attendance, absences, etc. of. But over time, the cultural teacher couldn't stand the fact that half of the students in the classroom were often absent during class. Finally, he finally used his trump card and asked our coach to arrest people in the Internet cafe.

During that time, we were afraid of going to Internet cafes every day, but our fear could not overcome our luck and Internet addiction, so we often skipped classes and went to Internet cafes. Once, a team skipped class and went to the Internet cafe. There was a row of people sitting in the Internet cafe who were all classmates from our class, except for one person. The one sitting at the very edge. At this time, our coach walked into the Internet cafe and saw us at first glance, but we were obsessed with games and did not see him. The coach came around behind us, raised his hands, exerted all his strength, snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, slapped each of us on the head, the movements were quite coherent. When we hit the last one, our coach had no intention of stopping. He slapped him and the man suddenly turned around and met our coach's eyes. Both were confused. Haha, that person is extremely depressed. Who are you? Why hit me? Our coach was also extremely depressed. But that person saw that my coach was a good trainer and didn't dare to say anything. Our coach quickly apologized and his attitude was very good. But those of us next to us were all stupid and didn’t dare to laugh. After all these years, our classmates still laugh out loud every time we talk about this classic scene.

Let’s talk about a funny and tearful thing that happened to me when I was a child. In the 1970s, people's living standards were generally relatively low. I hadn't started studying at that time and was still in the countryside. I drank porridge and pickles for three meals a day. I could only eat a meal of white rice and a little meat on the day of the fair. The children in the village help the adults work during the day, and after dinner at night, they play war games between the enemy and the friend. When everyone ran, they could hear the "dong dong dong" sound in each other's stomachs - that was the sound of rice soup hitting their bellies. The children soon became very hungry, so they each stole some rice and dried radishes from home and went to a "safe" house to cook a late-night snack. I have always been good and would not steal anything from home, so I just watched them eating enthusiastically with a flat stomach, holding back my saliva. Some boys in the village were hungry, so they went to the fields to steal other people's vegetables and cook them. I heard that one time someone had just been soaked in urine, and after washing for a long time, there was still a smell of urine. Once again, they went to the field to catch a small frog, and without disemboweling it, they put the whole thing down to cook and eat... It was all a "joke" about poverty!

I was naughty when I was a child. , and a few children saw that the cover of the septic tank in the community was opened, and they threw firecrackers into it to explode the feces