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Back to the 43rd time, Zhuge Liang's war of words, Confucianism and Lu Zi, pushed through the crowd (this time it's a classic among classics, so be sure to read it all).
Lu Su and Kong Ming bid farewell to Liu Bei and Liu Qi and boarded a boat to visit Chaisang County. On the boat, they had a discussion. Lu Su said to Zhuge Liang, "Sir, when you met General Sun, you certainly didn't really say that Cao Cao had many troops and would be wide." Kong Ming said, "Needless to say, Liang has his own clever plan." After the ship docked, Su Su let Kongming rest in the inn and went to see Sun Quan himself first. All civil and military officials were called to discuss the matter in class. When Lu Su came back, he called in and asked, "Amethyst has gone to Jiangxia to explore the truth." Su Shi said, "I know the outline, but I am grateful to you." Cao, the general, said to him, "Cao sent an envoy yesterday, but he sent a man first. The meeting has not yet been decided. " Sue received a speech to watch. He said briefly, "I am lonely and close to the emperor's orders, and I am condemned by words." Yao Hui guide, Liu Cong is helpless; Jingxiang people listen to the wind and move. Today, there are millions of soldiers and thousands of generals. They want to hunt with the generals in Jiangxia, * * * cut Liu Bei, share the land and form an alliance forever. Fortunately, don't wait and see, and give an answer quickly. " After reading it, Lu Su said, "What do you think?" Quan said, "There is no conclusion." Zhang Zhao said, "Cao Cao has millions of people. In the name of the son of heaven, he wants to conquer all directions, but he refuses. And the master's general trend can refuse to fuck, and the Yangtze River also. Today, Cao Cao Jingzhou is in danger of the Yangtze River and is invincible with me. It is better to die than to die, which is the policy of Wan 'an. The counselors said, "The words of Zibu are in line with God's will." Sun Quan thoughtfully remained silent. Zhang Zhao added, "Master, don't doubt it. If Cao Cao falls, the people of Wu Dong will be safe and the six counties in the south of the Yangtze River will be guaranteed. " Sun Quan bowed his head and said nothing. archaic
After a while, Quan changed clothes, and Lu Su followed Quan. The right to know what to do is to hold hands and say, "What do you want?" Su Su said, "As everyone said, I was deeply misunderstood by the general. Everyone can surrender to Cao Cao, but the general cannot surrender to Cao Cao. " Quan said, "Why do you say it?" Su Su said, "If Su Su and others drop exercises, Su Su should be used as a reward for the township party, so that it will be tired of officials and lose its state and county." General, do you want to go home safely? You can't ride a car, you can't ride a horse, and you've never been a man, so you can't be lonely in the south! Everyone's wishes are for themselves and they don't listen. The general should make a big plan early. Quan sighed and said, "Everyone is talking about it, but they have lost hope. Amethyst's plan is exactly the same as mine. My son gave me this day! And Cao Cao's new army of Yuan Shao and Jingzhou's army are close at hand. I'm afraid the situation is too big to reach the enemy. " "Sue led brother Zhuge Liang out of Jiangxia. Your master can ask him and know the truth. "Is Mr. Wolong there?" asked the whole track. ? "Su Shi said," now rest in the inn. "It's getting late today, and no one is here," he said. "。 Tomorrow, I'll gather all the civil and military officials, teach me Jiang Dongshuai first, and then discuss with the court. "Sue brought life away. The next day, I went to the inn to see Kong Ming and told him, "I met my adult today, so I must not say that Cao Cao has many troops." Kong Ming said with a smile, "Brightness varies with the situation. There can be no mistake." Sunai led Kongming to the curtain. I saw Zhang Zhao, Gu Yong and a group of more than 20 civil and military officials, all dressed up. Kong Ming met one by one and asked his name. After the ceremony, I sat in the guest seat. When Zhang Zhao and others saw that Kong Mingfeng was floating and majestic, they expected that this person would come to lobby. Zhang Zhaoxian said: "Zhao is from the end of Jiangdong. I've heard for a long time that Mr. Zhao is lying in the middle of the mountain and managing himself; Music. What is the fruit of this language? " Kong Ming said, "This is a great event in life." Zhao Yue said, "Recently, I heard that Mr. Liu Yuzhou was in the thatched cottage. Fortunately, Mr. Liu thinks he is like a duck to water and wants to sweep Jing Xiang. If you belong to Cao Cao today, what do you think? " Kong Ming thought that Zhang Zhao was the first counselor of Sun Quan. How could he have said what Sun Quan said if he hadn't stumped him first? He replied, "I think it was easy to get land in the Han Dynasty. My Lord Liu Yuzhou practiced benevolence and righteousness, and could not bear to seize the inheritance of the same clan, so he strongly resigned. Obedient Liu Cong listened to rumors and surrendered secretly, which made Cao Cao rampant. There is no good plan for your master to station troops in Jiangxia now. He must wait and see. " Zhao said, "In that case, your words and deeds are the opposite. Mr. Wang compared himself with Guan and Yue, and Guan Zhong loved Huan Gong, claiming the title of king and dominating the world. Le Yi supported the weak swallows and went to more than 70 cities: these two people are really geniuses to help the world. Mr. Wang is in the thatched cottage, but the legendary swordsman is sitting on his knees. Today, since we are engaged in Liu Yuzhou, we should promote the interests of the living and eliminate thieves. Before Mr. Liu Yuzhou got it, he was still in the world and divided into cities; Everyone respects Mr. Kinder. Three-footed childlike innocence, also known as Tiger Wing, will destroy Cao Shi, even though it sees the revival of the Han Dynasty. The old courtiers and hermits in the mountains wiped their eyes: they thought it was time to brush the clouds in the sky, raise the glory of the sun and the moon, save the people from the mire and put the world above the banquet. When Mr. He returned to Yuzhou, Cao Bing left and fled. On the one hand, you can't report to Liu Biao to protect the people, on the other hand, you can't help the alone and occupy the territory; Is to abandon the new field, go to Fancheng, defeat by the sun, rush to Xiakou, live without a fixed place: after Mr. Yu Zhou, it is not as good as the beginning. Guanzhong, Le Yi, really? Don't be surprised at stupid words! " Hearing this, Kong Ming smiled dumbly and said, "Wan Li flies high. Can a flock of birds know his ambition? For example, if people are addicted, drink porridge first and then take medicine; When the zang-fu organs are in harmony and the body is gradually safe, they should be supplemented with meat and treated with strong medicine: then the root of the disease has gone and people will be whole. It's embarrassing to feel safe when you give strong medicine before your pulse is flat. My Lord Liu Yuzhou, defeated by the Japanese army in Runan, sent a message to Liu Biao, with less than one thousand soldiers. He will only stop Guan, Zhang and Zhao Yun: Just as Xinye Mountain is a small county with a small land and a small population when the illness is extremely bad, so Yuzhou will really stay here. The soldiers are endless, the battlements are not solid, the army does not practice, and the food is not available. However, Wang Bo burned the chariot and used water in the White River, which made Xia Houdun and Coss afraid: Needless to say, Guan Zhong and Le Yi were fighting. As for Liu Cong's exercises, Yuzhou really doesn't know; I can't bear to take advantage of the chaos to seize the inheritance of the same clan. This is really great. When Yang was defeated, Yuzhou saw hundreds of thousands of people go to see righteousness, help the old and carry the young, and could not bear to abandon them. They travel ten miles a day, not thinking about making progress in Jiangling, but willing to die together. This is also a great righteousness. Being outnumbered, winning or losing is common. Yesterday, Gao Didu was defeated by Xiang Yu, but the next battle was successful. Isn't this Han Xin's good plan? My husband believes that he has been a high emperor for a long time and has never been tired of winning. There is a plan to establish a national plan to protect national security. Non-discussion, false name deception: no one can sit down and talk; It's no use improvising. Really laugh for the world! " As soon as this was said, Mr. Zhang didn't answer a word. know
Suddenly, a man in the seat stifled his voice and asked, "When Cao Gong sends millions of troops, there must be thousands of troops. The dragon is watching and swallowing Jiangxia. What is the public? " Kong Ming regards it as dangerous. Zhuge Liang said: "Cao Cao took Yuan Shao's ants and robbed Liu Biao's rabble, although millions were not enough to fear." Yu Fan sneered: "The army was defeated by Sun and was poor in Xiakou. It only asks for advice and says' not afraid'. This is really a big lie! " Zhuge Liang said: "Liu Yuzhou, a benevolent teacher can defeat millions of vicious people? Retreat to the gorge and wait for the opportunity. Today, the soldiers in Jiangdong have enough food and grass, and the Yangtze River is in danger. They also want their master to bend his knees and surrender to thieves, regardless of the ridicule of the world. From this point of view, Liu Yuzhou is really not afraid of thieves! " Yu Fan can't be right. owner
Another person in the room asked, "Does Kongming want to persuade Wu Dong effectively?" Kong Ming thinks this is unwise. Zhuge Liang said: "Su Yi is the debater in Step by Step Mountain. I didn't know Su Qin and Zhang Yi were heroes. The six countries of the Soviet Union have close contacts, and Zhang Yi's two visits to Qin both have plans to help the people and save the country, which is no better than those who bully the weak and avoid the sword. After listening to Cao Cao's lies, you dare not surrender, but dare to laugh at Su Qin and Zhang Yi. " Bu Zhi was speechless. Suddenly a man asked, "What is the relationship between Kong Ming and Cao Cao?" Kong Ming regards him as general manager Xue. Zhuge Liang said, "Cao Cao is a Han thief, so why ask?" To sum up, he said, "Public speaking is poor. The Han dynasty has been passed down from generation to generation, and the number of days will run out. Now Tso has two-thirds of the world, and everyone has returned to their hearts. Liu Yuzhou doesn't know the little land and is eager for success, just like throwing eggs at a stone. Is it invincible? " Kong Ming snapped, "Xue An has come to the conclusion that there is no father and no gentleman! "Husband lives between heaven and earth, with loyalty and filial piety as the foundation. Since Gong is a minister of the Han Dynasty, if you see someone who is not a minister, you should swear to kill him: the way of being a minister is also. Today, Cao Cao's ancestors ate Hanlu, did not want to serve, but rebelled, and the whole world was angry. The public is paid by the number of days, and it is really no father and no gentleman! There are not enough words! Please don't say anything more! " Xuezong was too ashamed to answer. Another man replied on the table, "Cao Cao is still behind Premier Cao Can, although he regards the emperor as a vassal. Although Liu Yuzhou was born in the cloud of Wang Jing Miao nationality, there is nothing worthy of praise. Seeing that he is just a husband who weaves mats and sells clothes, how can he compare with Cao Cao! " Kong Ming regards it as an achievement. Zhuge Liang said with a smile, "Are you Lu Lang who was pregnant with oranges at the dinner in Yuan Shu? Please sit down and listen to me: Cao Cao is the Han minister after Cao Guo Xiang; Today is arbitrary, bullying your father. It is not only the absence of the monarch, but also the contempt for the ancestors. He was both a rebel in the Han Dynasty and a thief of Cao Shi. Liu Yuzhou, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, is now the emperor, and was knighted according to the score. Is He Yun beyond reproach? And the high-impedance got up and grew up, and eventually there was a world; What is the shame of weaving and selling seats? The boy's opinion is not as good as Gao Shi! " Landmarks are speechless. archaic
Suddenly, a man in the seat said, "What Kong Ming said is all unreasonable and wrong. There is no need to say anything more. What is Kong Zhiming's classic? " Kong Ming regards it as severe and sour. Zhuge Liang said, "You are a corrupt Confucian. How can you make the country rich and make things happen?" ? There are Yi Yin, fishing Wei Ziya, and others. Deng Yu and Geng Yan's generation all have talents to help the world, but they haven't reviewed the classics of their lives. Is it also effective for literati, just between the pen and the inkstone, counting black and saying yellow, dancing and writing? "Seriously bowed their heads and depressed, can't be right. room
Suddenly, another person shouted, "Being good at public affairs is a big talk. You may not really have practical knowledge, but you may be laughed at by Confucian scholars." Kong Ming regards him as a human being, but he is Cheng Deshu of Ruyang. Kong Ming replied: "Confucianism is different from gentlemen and villains. A gentleman's Confucianism is loyal to the monarch and patriotism, keeps good and evil, makes the best use of it, and leaves a name for future generations. If the husband is a villain, he is only engaged in carving insects, specializing in calligraphy, making some contributions to youth, and being humble and poor; Although the pen has a thousand words, there is really nothing to do in the chest. For example, Yang Xiong was famous for his articles, but he bowed to death in the cabinet. This so-called villain's Confucianism; Although there are thousands of words every day, why take them! " Cheng Deshu can't be right. Everyone was pale when they saw Kong Ming's answer. When Zhang Wen and Luo Tong were on the bench, they wanted to ask questions again. Suddenly, a man came in from the outside and said in a stern voice, "Kong Ming is a contemporary genius. It is impolite to show respect to your guests. Cao Cao's army came to the border and didn't think of a good strategy to retreat from the enemy. Just had a fight! " Many people regard him as a Lingling person, surnamed Huang, named Gai, and the word Gongfu. Now he is a grain official in Dongwu. At that time, Huang Gai said to Zhuge Liang, "It is better to be silent than ignorant and talkative. Why not take the theory of stone as my main statement and argue with everyone? " Kong Ming said, "You don't know the world, so you have to answer each other's questions." So Huang Gai and Lu Su led Zhuge Liang in. When I reached the middle gate, I saw Zhu Gejin and Zhuge Liang in the back. Jin said, "Why didn't you come to see me when you were in Jiangdong?" Zhuge Liang said: "Since my brother is in charge of Liu Yuzhou, it is reasonable to be public and private. I dare not do it privately until I finish my business. Please forgive me, brother. " Jin said, "My brother has seen the marquis of Wu, and he has come to tell us something." Say it and leave. Lu Su said, "Don't be wrong about what you told me." Kong Ming nodded and obeyed. Led to the hall, Sun Quan stepped down to meet him and treated him with courtesy. After the ceremony, Zhuge Liang was seated. Civil servants stand in two lines. Lu Su stood on Kong Ming's side and only watched him talk. After telling Liu Bei what he wanted, Kong Ming stole a look at Sun Quan: blue eyes and purple beard, a handsome man. Kong Ming said to himself, "This man is very charming. Can only be excited, can't say anything. When he asks, he uses words very well. " After offering tea, Sun Quan said, "I've heard a lot about Lu's talent, so I'm here to meet you and dare to ask." Kong Ming said, "Without talent and learning, it is humiliating to ask." Quan said, "One step is near a new field." . "If you assist Liu Yuzhou in the decisive battle with Cao Cao, you will know the actual situation of his army." Zhuge Liang said: "Liu Yuzhou is a small soldier. There is no food in Xinye City, so he can stand with Cao Cao." "How many Cao Bing are there?" Say it all. Kong Ming said, "The water army is more than one million, just like a horse stance just look." Quan said, "Is it cheating?" Zhuge Liang said, "This is not cheating. Cao Cao has two hundred thousand Qingzhou troops in Yanzhou; Ping Yuan Shao, and five or six hundred thousand; Three or four hundred thousand recruits in the Central Plains; Today, the army in Jingzhou is 200,000 to 300,000: based on this, it is not less than1500,000. Bright with thousands of words, I am afraid that Jiangdong people will be surprised. " Lu Su was beside him. Hearing this, he turned pale and looked at Kong Ming. Hole can't do it. "How many generals are there under Cao Cao?" Kong Ming said, "There are more than a thousand people who are resourceful and accustomed to fighting." "Now that Cao Cao has pacified Jing and Chu, what is the future?" Zhuge Liang said, "I'm going to the village by the river to prepare warships, but I don't want to go to Jiangdong. Where should I take it? " Quan said, "If you want to be annexed, fight or not, please decide for me." Zhuge Liang said, "I'm afraid the general won't listen to a word." Quan said, "I would like to hear your opinion." Zhuge Liang said: "There was chaos in the palace. The general set out from Jiangdong, and Liu Yuzhou took over the whole of Hannan, competing with Cao Cao for the world. Today, Cao Cao has overcome all difficulties and is slightly flat; Recently, Jingzhou was newly broken, which caused great vibration at sea. Even if there is a hero, it is useless: therefore, Yuzhou fled here. May the general do what he can: If wuyue can compete with China, it is better to stop it before it is too late; If he can't do it, why don't you follow the advice of many counselors and work in the north? " Rights are not answered. Then Zhuge Liang said, "The general takes obedience as the name and suspicion as the basis. Things are urgent, and it never rains but it pours! " Quan said, "As you said, why didn't Liu Yuzhou lower the drill?" Zhuge Liang said, "In the past, Tian Heng, a strong man in the State of Qi, still had benevolence and righteousness. Besides, Liu Yuzhou's royal family is famous for its outstanding talents and is admired by people. It is natural that things are not good. I am safe and obedient! " Sun Quan was furious and left, retreating into the backyard. When everyone dispersed in laughter, Lu Su scolded Kong Ming: "Why do you say that, sir? Fortunately, my Lord is magnanimous and does not bear the burden. Mr. Wang's words look down on adults. " Zhuge Liang smiled on his back and said, "Why can't you pack things? I have my own plan to break Cao Cao. He didn't ask me and I didn't say anything. " Su Shi said, "If you have a good plan, Su Shi should ask your master for advice." Zhuge Liang said: "I regard Cao Cao's million as an ant's ear! But when I raise my hand, it's all dust! Hearing this, Sue went to see Sun Quan in the backyard. "。 Quan was still angry, and Gusu said, "Kong Ming has deceived me too much! Su Su said, "I blame Kongming, but Kongming laughs at what his master can't accommodate. Zhuge Liang refused to talk about the plan to break Cao Cao easily. Why didn't your master ask for it? Hui Quan was beaming and said, "So Kong Ming has a clever plan and dares to fight me." . I was shallow for a moment and missed several important events. "Then go out repeatedly with Lu Su, and then talk to Zhuge Liang. When Quan met Zhuge Liang, he thanked him and said, "Fortunately, I have not seen any sin. Kong Ming also thanked him and said, "I hope you can forgive my offensive words." The right to invite Kong Ming into the backyard, buy wine. know
After several investigations, Quan said, "The villains of Cao Cao's life were Lu Bu, Liu Biao, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, Yuzhou and Gu Er. Today, the number of heroes has been destroyed, and Yuzhou is still lonely. Loneliness cannot be controlled by others in all the land of Wu. I have made up my mind. Not Liu Yuzhou and Cao Cao; But after Yuzhou's new defeat, is it difficult to resist this? " Zhuge Liang said, "Although Yuzhou was just defeated, Guan Yunchang still led 10,000 soldiers. Liu Qiling's Jiangxia fighters have no fewer than 10,000 people. Cao Cao's people are far tired; Chasing Yuzhou, riding 300 Li a day, this so-called spent force, it is impossible to wear Lu Mao. And northerners don't learn water fighting. Jingzhou scholars attached to practice, forced by the situation, not their heart. Today, if the general can make concerted efforts with Yuzhou, he must defeat Cao Jun. If he breaks Cao Cao's army, he will return to the north, and then Jing and Wu will be strong and the three pillars will stand in balance. The chance of success or failure lies in today. Only generals can cut it. " Quan Da Yue said, "What you said, Sir, is a sudden prologue. I have made up my mind, there is no doubt about it. Let's discuss this day arise and destroy Cao Cao! " So he ordered Lu Su to report the matter to the officials of the civil and military forces, and sent Kong Ming to rest in the inn. When Zhang Zhao learned that Sun Quan was going to start an army, he consulted with everyone and said, "You have been tricked by Kong Ming!" When he saw Quan, he said, "Zhao and others have heard that your master is fighting against Cao Cao. Master, how do you compare yourself with Yuan Shao? Cao Cao has few Japanese Serenade, but he can still beat Yuan Shao. Besides, with millions of people going south today, how can we underestimate our enemies? If you listen to Zhuge Liang and move a soldier, this so-called negative salary will put out the fire. " Sun Quan just bowed his head and said nothing. Gu Yong said, "Liu Bei was defeated by Cao Cao, so he wanted to borrow my soldiers from Jiangdong to refuse. Why does your master use them? " I am willing to listen to the Ministry. "Sun quan hesitated. When Zhang Zhao and others went out, Lu Su came in and said, "Zhang Zibu and others are suitable. Tell your master to stop fighting and persuade him to surrender. This is a minister who protects his wife wholeheartedly, for his own sake. Don't listen to the original owner. " Sun Quan is still thinking. Su Su said, "If your master hesitates, it will be everyone's fault. Quan said, "Please step down for a while and let me think about it." . "Sunai quit. Military commanders want to fight and civil servants want to surrender, and opinions vary. Besides, Sun Quan retreated into the inner hall, restless and indecisive. Seeing this, Wu Guotai asked, "What's the matter with you? "Cao Cao stationed troops in Jianghan today, intending to go to the south of the Yangtze River. Ask those civil servants whether they want to surrender or fight. If you want to fight, you are outnumbered; I want to wait for the arrival, but I am afraid that Cao Cao will not agree: so I am hesitant. " Wu Guotai said, "Why don't you remember my sister's last words?" Sun Quan was so intoxicated that he woke up like a dream and came up with this sentence. Exactly: Remember mother's last words to inspire Zhou Lang to make great achievements. owner
Back to the forty-seventh, Kan Ze secretly presented a false surrender book, and Pang Tong cleverly presented a series of tricks (excerpts).
As soon as I arrived at Cao Zhai, I first entered the venue to prepare for the previous activities. When Cao Cao heard of his arrival, he personally paid the bill to welcome him in. When the host and guest sat down, he asked, "Zhou Yu is young and deceives the people by relying on his talents, so he doesn't need good words. Cao Cao has heard a lot about Mr. Cao, and now he deserves your visit. He is very grateful for your advice. " He said: "I heard that the Prime Minister can command his army well. I want to see the army." Cao Cao taught the horse to prepare, and asked Tong Tong to guard the dry village first. Unity and Cao Cao have made great strides, which is expected. "Next to the mountains and forests, we can look back and forth. There are doors in and out, and there are twists and turns. Although Sun and Wu are reborn, they will be returned. " Cao Cao said, "Sir, don't praise me. I hope everyone will give me advice. " So I watched the water village with him. Look at the twenty-four gates in the south. They are all battleships. They are listed as battleships, and the boats are hidden in China. They have driveways and orderly ups and downs. They all laughed and said, "The Prime Minister's use of troops is so well-deserved!" As for Jiangnan, he said, "Zhou Lang, Zhou Lang! Keqi will die! " Fuck, I'm overjoyed to go back to the village. Please enter the account, buy drinks and talk about military aircraft. Qualcomm is eloquent and answers like a stream. Fuck, be respectful. Children's clothes drunk: "Dare to ask what good doctors are there in the army?" Fuck, ask what's the use. The boy said, "The water army is sick and must be treated well." Cao Cao's army vomited because of acclimatization, and many people died. Cao Cao was very worried about this matter; I suddenly heard everything, why not ask? Tong said, "The Prime Minister's method of coaching the water army is wonderful, but it is a pity that it is not complete." Fuck, ask again and again. The general said, "There is a plan to make the water army, large and small, stable and successful." Fuck, I'm so happy. What is the best plan? Tong said, "In the great river, the tides rise and fall, and the waves are endless; Northern soldiers are not used to taking boats, and they will get sick if they are broadcast on this radio. If all boats and boats are matched, or 30 boats in a row, or 50 boats in a row, with both ends tied with iron rings and paved with wide boards, it goes without saying that people can cross and horses can go. What are you afraid of when you take this trip and let him go up and down? " When Cao Cao left, he thanked him and said, "Without a good plan, Wu Dong can be defeated!" Tong said, "My humble opinion is judged by the Prime Minister himself." Cao Cao immediately ordered the army blacksmith to build a chain nail to lock the ship overnight. When the army heard about it, they were all very happy. Later generations have a poem saying: "The soldiers in Chibi attack them with fire, and their operational decisions are the same. If it weren't for Pang Tong's serial stratagem, Gong Jin could make great contributions? " room
Pang Tong said to Cao Cao: "A hero looks at Jiang Zuo and complains about Zhou Yu;" A golden tongue, someone said for the Prime Minister, let everyone down. Zhou Yu is isolated and helpless, and will be captured by the Prime Minister. Since Yu is broken, Liu Bei is useless. " Cao Cao said, "If you can achieve great things, please listen to the son of heaven and make it one of the three." "One is not rich, but wants to keep the people's ears," said Tong Yue. When the Prime Minister crosses the river, be careful not to kill him. "Cao Cao said," I will do justice for heaven and endure humiliation and kill people! "Unified worship for the list, to protect the clan. Cao Cao said, "Where do the Wangs live now?" "Only by the river. If you get this list, you can save it. "Fuck, write a list and pay." Tong Xie said: "Don't rush to join the army in the future." Don't wait for Zhou Lang to realize this. "Fuck it. The boy left the river and was about to get off the boat when he saw a man on the shore, wearing a robe and a bamboo crown, grabbing him and saying, "How dare you! Huang Gai used the bitter fruit, and Kan Ze made a fake surrender. Come and offer a series of tricks: I'm afraid it will burn forever! You have to hide it from Cao Cao and you have to hide it from me! " Pang Tong is really out of her wits. Exactly: if Mo Dao can win in the southeast, who will win in the northwest? It was Xu Shu who broke the plan, but out of friendship, he didn't tell Cao Cao! ! ! )
Back to the ninety-third Kong Xiang Hou scold dead dynasty (murder is not guilty! ! ! ! ! )
Lang is seventy-six years old. Two hundred thousand soldiers were selected from East and West Beijing and Cao Zhen. It is true that the eldest brother Cao Zun is the pioneer, and the general Zhu Zan is the deputy pioneer. In November of that year, Cao Rui personally sent Simon back. Ye Zhen led the army to Chang 'an and crossed the Weihe River to Xiazhai. Wang Lang and Guo Huai and I discussed the idea of withdrawing troops. Lang said, "In the future, military orders can be strictly observed and flags can be displayed. The old man went through the customs on his own, and he disciplined Zhuge Liang to surrender with only one sentence, and the Shu soldiers retreated without fighting. " I'm so happy. It's a night order: cook at four o'clock tomorrow, and make sure that the team is neat, the soldiers and horses are dignified, and the flags are in unison. At that time, people were challenged first. The next day, the two armies met and lined up at the forefront of Qishan. Seeing that the Shu army is mighty and magnificent, it is quite different from Xiahou Mao. The drums of the three armies have been beaten, and Stuart Wang Lang rode out. The first is Governor Cao Zhen, and the second is Vice Governor Guo Huai; The two pioneers held down the array angle. Before leaving the army, the spy horse shouted, "Please answer the Lord!" I saw Guan Xing and Zhang Bao coming out of the gate flag of Shu soldiers, and immediately separated the two sides. After the second team, the first team was divided; In the shadow of the gate flag, a four-wheeled vehicle floated out in the middle, in which sat Kong Ming, a black silk scarf feather fan and a plain clothes soap sash. Kong Ming lifted up his eyes and saw three banners in front of Wei Zhen, on which were written the names: the old man with white beard, strategist, Situ Wang Lang. Kong Ming said to himself, "Wang Lang must have something to say, so I should improvise." Then he ordered the chariot to go out and sent a message to the Forbidden Primary School, saying, "Prime Minister Han has something to say to Stuart." Wang Lang rode out. I handed it in in the car, and Lang immediately leaned down to reply. Lang said, "I've heard a lot about you for a long time, but I'm very lucky at the moment. Since you know the destiny and know the current affairs, why do you want to be an unknown soldier? " Zhuge Liang said, "I was ordered to ask for thieves. What is nameless? " Lang said, "With the change of the number of days, artifacts are easier, so it is natural to return to the sages. Since the beginning of Huan and Ling, the yellow turban insurrectionary revolted and the world contended. In the year of Chuping and Jian 'an, Dong Zhuo rebelled and he continued to abuse; Shouchun, posthumous title, Yuan Shu, Yuan Shao dominated the wild soil; Liu Biao occupied Jingzhou, and Lu Bu swallowed Xu Jun: The thief started to rape the eagle, and the country was in danger and the life was urgent. I, Emperor Mao Wu, swept away Liuhe and swept away eight wastes; Ten thousand surnames fall in love, and the four sides respect morality. Not by strength, but by fate. The ancestor Wendi, God Wen Sheng's martial arts, imitated the unity of heaven and man, practiced Zen, and gave birth to China with all the people. Isn't it heavenly heart? Today, the public has great talent and skills, and he wants to compare himself with management and happiness. Why did He Naiqiang act against nature and human feelings? Didn't you hear the ancients say,' Those who go against the sky prosper and those who go against the sky die'? Today, I have a million people and a thousand people. How does the fluorescence of rotten grass reach the heavenly heart and bright moon? The public can take off their armour in last stand, and return the courtesy without losing their position. Guoan folk music is not beautiful! "ancient times
Kong Ming said with a smile in the car, "I thought the ministers of the old Yuan Dynasty must have a high opinion of me. How can you expect such contemptuous remarks? " ! I have a saying, listen to all the armies: the world of Huan and Ling in the past was replaced by the Han Dynasty, and the eunuchs made a mess; The country is chaotic and fierce, and the four sides are noisy. After the yellow turban insurrectionary, Dong Zhuo, Xian, Yun, etc. Rise in succession, rob the Han emperor, cruel means. Because above the temple, rotten wood is the official, and between the temples, animals eat Lu; Ruthless people, people in power, and people who are full of servility have all been in power. As a result, the hilly market in this country is full of charcoal. I know what you did: you live on the coast of the East China Sea, you first promoted Xiaolian to the official position; Li Kuangjun assisted the country, An Hanxing Liu; When did you help a thief and plot to usurp the throne? Sin is so terrible that heaven and earth can't tolerate it! People all over the world want to eat your meat! Today, fortunately, God will never stop burning the Han Dynasty, and Emperor Zhaolie succeeded in reunifying surprisingly. Today, my successor instructed me to recruit a thief. Since you are a flattering minister, you can only live with your head down; Ann dares to pretend to be the number of days before joining the army! White-headed thief! You will be buried today, how can you meet the twenty-four emperors? Old thief, stand back! You can teach the rebels to fight with me! "the owner
Hearing this, Wang Lang let out a cry of anger and died under the horse. Later generations have a poem praising Kong Ming, saying, "The Western Qin Dynasty produced an army and horses, and the great talents turned against ten thousand people. Shake your tongue lightly and scold the old fox to death. " Zhuge Liang pointed a fan at Cao Zhen and said, "I won't force you. You can rectify your army and fight a decisive battle tomorrow. " When you are finished, get into the car. So both armies retreated. Cao Zhen put Wang Lang's body in a coffin and sent it back to Chang 'an.
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