Funny sentences about drinking

1. I wear a dragon robe, I am as rich as the country, I am powerful, I spend money like water, I am knowledgeable, I am wise and courageous, I am handsome, I am suave, I am the center of attention! Two more drinks and I'll be better at blowing.

2. If a man doesn’t drink, he will walk in this world in vain.

3. If you don’t drink and I don’t drink, who will set this table for?

4. It rains in the sky and there is drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted;

5. The waves of a big river are wide, so let’s drink this cup.

6. Don’t ask me what my zodiac sign is, Aquarius. I have never been drunk in China.

7. May all the love and hatred in the world be melted into wine.

8. If you don’t drink, I won’t drink. Where can I put the best wine in the world?