Classic quotations of self-knowledge

Not lonely tonight 1. A wise man matches himself with the lessons of others, and a fool educates others with his own sweat. 2. Women must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating, forget promises, put everything down, and finally smile and pretend to cry: "I would rather believe in ghosts in the world than men's broken mouths!" 3. To give up rejection is to cultivate pain. 4. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed. 5. Clear water means no fish, and people are invincible. 6. Diligence, neither rich nor full; Lazy, immortal, hungry. 7. treat love as a luxury of life: you can live without the best. 8. If your work plan conflicts with your boyfriend's dating schedule, take the former-the former won't let you down (and the older you get, the less you will, unless you are an escort). 9. Read at least three times before signing any contract-the most challenging contract is engagement. 10. Little girls smoke, and so do girls. You don't need it. 1 1. Handbag essentials: a pair of stockings (when wearing a skirt), a small flashlight (when returning at night), a bottle of self-defense spray (when working alone in a remote place-it is best not to work alone in a remote place), a small plate of chocolate or vegetable biscuits (when working overtime), and a box of good brand skin care. There is money in it (at any time) 12. You can keep pets for physical and mental health, but don't keep them for physical and mental health-it is said that they will get depression if they are too lonely. 13. Take vitamin pills every day and keep supplementing calcium, or you will fall in the bathtub and break your leg, even if you can climb out to call the emergency number and get dressed before the doctor arrives. You can't wear skirts in summer. 14. The fewer people, the bigger the refrigerator and the more empty the spirit. Food (high protein, fiber, low fat, low calorie, small meals) will be filled. If there is no food in the refrigerator, you can be encouraged to work hard. 15. If you often need to get up early for meetings, please prepare a high-decibel alarm clock for three people who sleep very well. 16. The man you met in the bar doesn't have to leave his phone number. 17. It's best not to let the opposite sex know your address for the first time. If the other party insists on seeing him off, go downstairs-believe me, he won't die of thirst by "drinking a cup of tea on the way". Consider buying a house. 19. Driving by yourself, the car is better than people: I won't run away by myself-of course, I may be stolen, but I can buy insurance, but men can't buy insurance. 20. Compliments from colleagues are like perfume. You can smell it, but don't drink it. 2 1. If the man you love unfortunately has another woman, regardless of his wife. 22. Never ask this question: "Why don't you love me?" 23. A person's desire for himself is like a lawyer's desire for a criminal: even if you know you are guilty, you should defend yourself-just know this. 24. Nothing is so important that someone will need you to survive 12 midnight. 25. Be reasonable even if you are beautiful. 26. You can also go on a blind date, but you must find out the other person's name in advance. It's too dramatic to meet the same boring man shyly with different matchmakers. 27. If you don't have a five-figure appearance fee, don't participate in TV programs such as Very Men and Women. 28. Be sure to make friends with "three or five friends" (same sex is best). Otherwise, you may want to drink soup without soup or water when you have a headache and brain fever, and finally put your mouth into a tropical fish tank or toilet to quench your thirst, or you may have a heart attack in bed for eight days without anyone noticing. 29. never drink too much You may have to clean up what you threw up the night before, and you may throw up a second time. 30. Don't take more sleeping pills at home than 10. 00000000605 It's not unnecessary to have a condom. 32. Smile sincerely and don't be afraid of wrinkles. Wisdom needs to be acquired at the expense of youth. 34. If there are no programs on Lantern Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival and Valentine's Day, you can take the initiative to ask for overtime-so that you won't go out to be sad or go home alone and give your boss a good impression. 35. My married ex-boyfriend called to ask him how he was recently-say yes. Think about it. When you don't want to, say don't try to be a single mother on the 37 th-the child doesn't need a father, but you need someone to take care of the child. You really need someone to take care of it. 38. Work hard for what you expect, and don't mind the hopeless things. No matter whether you win or lose, your posture looks good. 39. Falling in love is like playing mahjong. Being serious is not fun at all, and it is easy to feel sad-you don't have to love him. 4 1. Don't take pictures of having sex with anyone under any circumstances. 42. Try walking a few more steps before you go out with new shoes. One of the advantages of living alone is that you don't have to wake up in the arms of someone you loved a long time ago. 44. The secret of staying young is to have an unstable heart! 45. Simplicity is the best whether it is lace underwear or work report. 46. Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time. 47. Marrying a rich man is like robbing a bank. The gains are always great, but the consequences are endless. If you can't try, you'd better not try. 48. What can I say? -It's like an intelligence test. You should have the courage to oppose it. 50. We should stick to principles in major events and learn to be flexible in minor ones. 5 1. Men always pay attention to women who don't take him seriously-so does fate. 52. Don't use your boyfriend's birthday as a password-it's annoying to change it frequently. 53. Remember to change the security door when changing boyfriends. 54. Too much attention. You can sleep on your side, two pillows, one pillow and one hug. 56. Bedding must be of good quality, and men are also a kind of bedding. 57. Laughing several times a day is good for your health-if no one tells you jokes, just watch (cats and mice). Don't get wet when you are depressed, listen to slow songs and watch sad movies. You can soak in the bathtub. Don't spend more than 10 minutes in self-pity. 60. Don't always calculate the gains and losses-that's a matter for the insurance company and your opponent. 6 1. If your girlfriend's husband is a lawyer, doctor, broker, publisher and computer expert, you might as well ask him to buy yourself a hug, insurance, investment and book publishing. However, an easygoing girlfriend doesn't need to attack her husband and boss with her colleagues. 63. If you are a decision-making genius, don't be a mistress. 64. Don't cry in front of the person who wants you to cry. 65. Women have left and right brains, while men have left and right testicles. 66. It is better to think than to pray-God must not be a woman, otherwise he would not have created so many imperfect women. Don't take his words seriously, you will hate him. 69. Don't be curious about what others say about you. Think about what you said about him. 70. Love is not making love, but wanting to sleep with him. 7 1. Sense of dignity, just like a bra, makes a woman noble, but if it is deliberately revealed, it will be vulgar. 72. Children are ties, not belts. 73. Do you still need to discuss with garbage when throwing garbage? 74. I would rather not marry in my life than marry myself casually to someone who can't give me happiness. 75. If you have feelings, you won't ignore them because of things other than feelings; If there is no emotion, even if there is something other than emotion, it will not change the view of emotion. 76. Forget the past and start over! 77. Don't torture others' love with your filial piety. In the end, both sides and parents will be sad. 78. Men nowadays can't love, but they are honest on the surface and bad at heart. He said he loved you all his life, but in fact he only loved you for a while. Hold my darling and think about other things. The world is full of flowers and plants, and men have no conscience. 79. When a man is kind to a woman, he does not necessarily have a dark purpose, but if he has a purpose, he will be kind to a woman. When the man's goal is achieved, will he sleep with you again and wander around? 80. Women can't be attached to men, which is the minimum dignity. 8 1. Don't live together, rent a house by yourself. 82. In this society, parents really love you and will never intentionally hurt you. It is an eternal fact that blood is thicker than water. 83. In today's society, it is not required that material conditions are suitable for families, but they must be respected by families. 89. "The Roar of Lions" highlights: From now on, you only love me, love me, and don't lie to me; Everything you promised me must be done, and everything you said to me was sincere; Don't bully me, scold me, believe me; If others bully me, you should help me at the first time; I am happy, you should accompany me to be happy, I am not happy, you should coax me to be happy; Always thought I was the most beautiful, and dreamed of me in my dreams; I'm the only one in your heart. You can't help loving me. You can't help telling me the reasons for loving me. Even if there is no reason, you should love me for no reason. Everything you promised me should be done to the letter. Even if you can't, you should find a time to finish it. You can't help but make me happy, even if I am crying, it makes me shed happy tears. Okay？ If you can't, you have to! You can choose at will, but you can't choose at will. 9 1. It's a lifelong regret that the university didn't talk about a love. If you fall in love for love's sake, you will regret it all your life. 92. Smart women don't be third parties. 93. Write down things that help others in the sand and let the wind gently take them away; What people do for you should be engraved on stones and always remembered in your heart. 94. I would rather let this marriage die than let myself die. 95. Happy people may often like to enjoy happiness alone, while miserable friends want their friends to help them share happiness. Never deny that there is happiness in our life because someone has poured out their troubles and because "tonight is not lonely". 96. Be careful when making friends. Love is risky. 97. How to capture the heart of a married man: No way! 98. Losing love never fails. 99. To the third party: You are his appetizer, that woman is his fruit before meals, and his wife at home is his dinner. I wonder how many women are his side dishes! 100. Being handsome and having taste are two different things. 10 1. Love has no end, only a milestone. 102. Don't care too much about who is right or wrong when you are in love. 103. Give up and cherish, but the way to cherish is not to contact him in a hurry. 104. If you don't live with him, you will dump him. When you live together, it seems that you don't care about anything, but one day, in fact, you care more than anyone else. Cohabitation is fiercer than tiger. 105. Money can buy feelings, and so can others. 106. I can run with you and others. You can cheat once or a hundred times. 107. A man's hand is for love, not for hurting his lover. Men who hit women are heartless and cold-blooded butchers. 107. Husband and wife quarreled, winning the truth and losing their feelings. There will never be a winner and no one can afford to lose. 108. Where there is no fragrant grass, why do you secretly love other people's flowers? 109. No one has a spotless mind. Overcome yourself and start from the heart. 1 10. Good men respect reserved girls and girls' reserve. 1 1 1. There are no sheep in the mountains and no pigs in the pen. 1 12. Believe it because it is sincere. 1 13. People who can't rest can't work. 1 14. The more you say you are busy, the less you care about others. 1 15. You can't arrange other people's lives and don't think of yourself as a savior. The more you explain, the more disgusting you are. 1 17. Everyone's choice needs to be calm and rational. 1 18. Don't change from victim to perpetrator. 1 19. depending on others, you can only walk on the road of beggars. 120. Learn to be a teacher and be a model. Persistence is a direction, and filial piety is an attitude. 122. The smartest woman knows that she is strong, but she will pretend, she will deliberately show weakness, give her respect and confidence, and she will return your endless love! 123. If you treat your husband as an employee, the "marriage" company will go bankrupt sooner or later! 124. Ten temples would rather be demolished. Don't break up the marriage! 125. In ambiguous places, please learn to lead an honest and clean life. 126. Don't tell everything you know, be hard on yourself, be arrogant to yourself, show your strength, invite all you have done, take away all you have done, be tolerant of yourself, rely on momentum, and enjoy all the good things on yourself. 127. Girls are cute if they are stupid, but girls are not beautiful if they are kind enough. If they don't like these things, why are they still together? Got you pregnant. Really love you? 128. Women's greatest weapon is coquetry and gentleness, not chatter. 129. Youth is your capital, but you can't squander it because of your age. Feelings and happiness can't stand profligacy! Feelings must have a sense of responsibility, where can there be happiness without a sense of responsibility? I hope it helps you!