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Who knows? How did Zheng Ren translate the classical Chinese for buying shoes?

People who would rather believe their size than their feet when buying shoes.

Zheng people want to buy shoes, first measure their feet and let them sit down.

Go to town and forget to fuck it. Having fulfilled his promise, he said, "I forgot to insist."

Instead, it is.

The anti-urban strike cannot be realized.

People say, "Why not try?"

Yue: "I would rather be reliable than confident."

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To annotate ...

Zheng, the name of a small country in the Spring and Autumn Period, was in Xinzheng County, Henan Province.

Footwear-silver road, leather shoes, all shoes.

Degree-sound capture, reflection, used here as a verb, that is, the meaning of calculation and measurement. The word "du" at the back, used as a noun, is a ruler.

One-synonymous with classical Chinese, here refers to the measured size.

Sit-the same seat is a seat, referring to chairs, stools and other furniture.

Fuck.-Take it, take it.

Just-just, the end, here refers to the market has been dissolved.

Nihility-nothingness, nothing, here is the meaning of can't, can't.

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A man in the state of Zheng saw that his shoes were worn from the upper to the sole, and he planned to go to the market to buy a new pair of shoes.

Before going to the market, the man measured the length and size of his feet with a small rope at home, put the rope on his seat and got up and went out.

Along the way, he walked slowly and walked ten or twenty miles to the market. The market is very lively, the crowd is bustling, and all kinds of small commodities are filled with counters. Zheng Guoren went straight to the shoe store, where there were all kinds of shoes. Zheng Guoren asked the shopkeeper to take some shoes. He chose from left to right and finally chose a pair of shoes that he was satisfied with. He was about to take out a small rope and compare the size of his new shoes with the size measured in advance. Suddenly he remembered that he had left the small rope at home and forgot to bring it. So he put down his shoes and hurried home. He hurried home, took a small rope and hurried to the market. Although he runs fast, jogging takes him nearly two hours. When he reached the market, the sun had already set. All the vendors in the market have closed their stalls, and most shops are closed. He came to the shoe store, which was closed. He did not buy shoes. Look down at his feet. The hole in the shoe is bigger now. He was very depressed.

Several people gathered around and asked him after understanding the situation: "Why don't you wear shoes and try on the size of shoes?" He replied, "That's impossible. The measurement is reliable, but my feet are not. " I'd rather believe in size than my own feet.

This Zheng Guoren made a dogmatic mistake. He only believes in the size of his feet, not his own, and not only makes a big joke, but also can't buy shoes. In real life, buying shoes only depends on the size of the feet, not the feet. It may not happen. But there are such people. Some people, speaking, doing things and thinking, only start from books, not from reality; He believes what is written in the notebook, but he doesn't believe what is not written in the notebook but actually exists. In this kind of person's view, only what is recorded in the notebook is the truth, and what is not recorded is not the truth. In this way, of course, thinking will be rigid and action will hit a wall.