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Baby story
At this time, a small fish jumped out of the water to play. When he saw the bear, he was scared and shouted, here comes the monster!
The cry of the little fish attracted the little frog. The little frog jumped on the big lotus leaf, looked at the little bear in horror and said, He ... he seems to be a wild boar on the mountain!
"No, he's a monster!" Another little frog said with big round eyes.
A bird flew in, saw the bear, and cried out in fear, there is a monster, there is a monster!
He hurried to find the black bear policeman. Soon, the black bear police came in a police car.
The black bear policeman saw the bear, took out his cold handcuffs and said, I want to take you back to the police station!
The bear cried out in fear, I am not a monster, I am a bear. Tears washed away the dirty mud on his face and everyone recognized him.
Little bear came home and told his mother what had happened to him. Mom said it's all because you don't like taking a bath.
From then on, the bear takes a bath regularly every day, getting cleaner and cleaner.
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