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Humorous headaches and humorous sentences

A headache humorous sentence

1. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. If someone wants to get on the bus, I will say, sorry, this is a private car. Are you a guest officer or a hotel guest? 3. I am young, but you are old? A gentleman is just a patient wolf. 5. It is not necessarily a good thing for everyone to stand on one side. For example, they are all on the side of the boat. 6. Relax, I'm not a good person ... 7. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... I started ... In fact, I also ... I told you, in fact, I like myself. As a typical failure, you really succeeded. 9. You just learned to ride a bike when you were a child, and you ran into the street before you knew it. When you see an old man walking in front of you, you feel that you are going to bump into it, so you shout, don't move, don't move.

The old man stood there for a while without moving, so I turned around and hit him.

The old man stood up and said, What are you aiming at? 10. If there is 300W, everyone says it is better to buy Mercedes or Ferrari.

Answer: It's best to buy 300 second-hand Otto and then hire 300 drivers to drive behind you. They will be arranged in an S shape for a while, and in a B shape for a while, 1 1. Smile more, beware of emotional colds on cloudy days! 12, I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing! 13, Lu Yao knew that the horsepower was insufficient, and people speculated for a long time. 14, my father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

15, I never hold a grudge, but I usually report it on the spot.

16, don't cry at my grave.

Dirty my path of reincarnation.

17, that's right, Mr. Zhang. You can't press CTRL+C on your home computer and then CTRL+V on your company computer.

Not even the same article.

No, no, it's not even an expensive computer.

18, I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

20. A cannibal went to work, and the manager repeatedly told him not to eat his colleagues and agreed.

A few days later, I couldn't help eating a detergent and was immediately discovered.

The sentiment is: never eat people who really do things.

2 1. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

22. People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

23. The road to success is always under construction.

24. If I don't go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell. 25. Guess an English sentence: "ababbaaaaaaaaaabbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 26, think of your eyebrows, think of ambiguity.

I suddenly feel that most of my thoughts are like this, and they are getting weaker and weaker (I vaguely remember that this is the lyrics of Faye Wong's "I don't want this either", don't you know? Years later, I lamented those two teenagers: one was amazing and the other was gentle.

28. If she (he) says to you, "Forget me.

"You told each other," I never remember.

"29, you are very kind to me. I will always remember that I will never let you go.

30. Female colleagues, please don't be angry with me. My wife's caller ID is 3 1. Smile, wave, goodbye, over.

I remember I decided to be an interesting person. 33. Think about the salary, forget it, and don't want to live.

34. Well, give me an affordable grave.

I have lived for more than 20 years and have never done anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches. 36. Do all the bad things you can while you are young. It's only been a few years

37. Earning money to sell cabbage and white powder, boys aged 38 or 7 are the most terrible creatures on earth. They are curious, active, destructive and have the law on the protection of minors.

39. A man keeps his word-I won't pay back the money if I say no! 40. Laozi said: Sleep can sleep, very sleep.

4 1, although I believe in vows of eternal love, I don't necessarily believe you. 42. God said: Don't forget to take an umbrella when you go out. I'll water the flowers later. 43. Special people never say they are special, such as me. 44. My ignorance is excellent. 45, I know that there is no such thing as a banquet that must come to an end, but at least, I want to eat well at the banquet! 46. I will take my sunshine road and you will cross your Naihe Bridge.

47. The world belongs to us and our children, but ultimately to our children and grandchildren! 48. Whenever I encounter difficulties, I will read Tibetan scriptures: "Oh, moo, coax", which translates into English: all the money goes to my house! 49, the simplest secret of longevity-keep breathing, not die 50, Confucius said: don't sleep at noon, collapse in the afternoon.

Mencius said: Confucius is right! 5 1, kindness means that when others are hungry bia ji always make a few mistakes.

53. I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him ... 54. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage.

55. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping and dynamic is turning over ... 56. Where I fall, where I get up ... I always fall there, and I suspect there is a pit! 57, alas ~ this person is not straight, even the headache is partial. 58. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

59. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

Funny and humorous sentences

1, a woman broke a basket of cabbage and went home from the field on the other side of the mountain. On the way, she met a strong man coming towards her angrily.

Seeing that things were not good, the woman ran to the mountains with a basket of cabbage, but she still didn't run through the clutches of the strong man and raped the woman.

Say that finish, the woman lifted her pants and said, that's it. Scared me to death.

Shit, I thought it was a cabbage grab! ! ! ! ! ! Last night, a worker snored so loudly that everyone couldn't sleep. In a rage, a brother took a glass of water and poured it directly on his crotch.

Everyone is speechless.

After the cup is put on the table, wake up the snoring worker and say that your water valve is not turned off.

The audience fell asleep after laughing.

3. A couple is sweet in the park.

The girl said, I have a headache.

The boy then kissed the girl's forehead and asked, Does your head still hurt? The girl said: It doesn't hurt anymore.

After a while, the girl said coquetry, my neck hurts.

The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked, does it still hurt? The girl said happily, it doesn't hurt anymore! An old lady stood by for a long time and couldn't help asking, young man, you are amazing! Can you treat beriberi? A gentleman was practicing riding a bike when a pedestrian came up to him. A gentleman panicked and shouted, "Stop! Stop! " Pedestrians stopped in a daze.

But a gentleman rode so badly that he knocked down a pedestrian.

Pedestrians got up and got angry: "You told me to stop! Hello, aim! " ...

Swearing words without dirty words are as poisonous as possible. Harmful sentences are humorous and super funny.

I hope I can help you.

1. Don't think that you can pursue elder sister with Ximen Qing's face. She is not Pan Jinlian.

Do you know what is the most painful thing for a man in his life? No wife.

; Do you know what is more painful for men? "I have a daughter-in-law and ran away with others."

3. What if I have a husband? With the goalkeeper, the goal was scored.

I haven't written with a pen for a long time. I don't know if I don't write, but I am shocked if I write: Martians.

You said you would love me forever. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask "This life or the next life".

6. Don't ask for the right door, just ask for the right place.

7. Stand at the O-junction of life.

8. You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

9. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

10. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused.

1 1. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter".

12. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

13. Alas, this person has no orthomorphism, and even his headache is partial.

14. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

15. The house is rotten and the future is uncertain.

16. From heaven to hell, I pass by! 17. The difficulty of marriage is that we fall in love with each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.

18. Travel is from one's own place to another.

19. It is easy to stand outside the pain and convince the suffering people.

20. Ask who is the most enlightened person in the world, and I will do my part.

2 1. If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

22. Born down and out, five elements are short of money.

23. Not superstitious is charming.

24. Put yourself in others' shoes.

25. I am a handsome man.

Although the bow is strong, the arrow is not empty.

27. I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal? 28.look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.

Anyway, my life is always different from their calculations. I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.

30. No matter how well you dress, bricks will fall off.

3 1. Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

32. Shake like this and roll like this.

33. I want the world to know that I keep a low profile.

34. The biggest church in the world can't tolerate your sins.

35. Idle around all day and don't play. One false step makes a romantic figure.

37. disgusting mother cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting ... 38. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn. 39. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

40. My heart is broken and it looks like dumpling stuffing.

4 1. It's a long way, but it's Xiu Yuan. Why don't we take a taxi?

42. "Everyone who respects others will always respect others." This virtue is common in banquet halls.

43. The stock market is fiercer than the tiger, and the housing market is fiercer than the stock market.

44. It looks beautiful from a distance, but you want to call the police when you look close.

45. My website, you are the landlord.

46. People are iron and fans are steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic! 47. Face is given by others and lost by yourself.

48. If you have a dream, anything is possible.

49. Face down first, there is no way.

50. Don't make some things too complicated. In fact, some things are really simple and should be treated simply.