Ask for some jokes about Warcraft

The death knight went to the mercenary camp to recruit mercenaries, and wanted to go to the bathroom halfway. I don't know where is convenient.

But I can't hold it any longer, alas, this is urgent.

Finally, there is no way out ... alas, there is! ? The death knight's hand is the sadness of ice, so he pulls it on the sword, then throws it up, and whoosh-throws it up the tree.

Just then, an elf came to hire him and looked up, huh?

Embarrassed, the death knight quickly pulled the elf aside, took out a heavy gold coin of Warcraft and whispered, "I'll give you a gold coin." Don't tell anyone about it. "

The genie also whispered, "I'll give you ten gold coins, and you tell me how to pull them up."

have a bath

A new night elf druid will do something practical for hunters, arrange to visit the ancient tree of knowledge and bathe in the moon well. So he called all the male and female hunters to talk.

"Attention, tomorrow, Huntress take a bath in the morning, male hunters visit. In the afternoon, the male hunter took a bath and visited Huntress.

Be disciplined. Ah, just look, don't touch it. It is absolutely forbidden to take pictures. "

There was an uproar under the stage.

calm

One night, the altar of the old man caught fire and many heroes ran out. The demon hunter is coming. "You don't need to be so flustered. Hearing that there was a fire, I got out of bed, lit a cigarette and dressed very calmly. I didn't think the blindfold was suitable, so I took it off and changed it. I didn't panic at all! Whenever there is danger, remember to be calm! "

"Great," said the watchman. "Then why don't you wear pants?"

4. No foresight

One day, after the opening, a demon followed the priestess all the way and pestered him.

After arriving at the base, the old deer saw that the demon was still standing not far from the door and volunteered to blow him away.

When the old deer went out, he shouted, "No eyes, I have a crush on my wife!" "

5. Not to the point

An orc base was attacked by bloodmage. The coolie panicked and called for help.

"Fire! Fire fighting! " There was an urgent and panic cry for help on the phone.

"Where is it?" Asked the operator of the fire brigade.

"At my base!"

"I mean, where is the fire?"

"In the bunker!"

I know, but how can we get to your base?

"Don't you have a fire truck?"

6. Too precise

"Shorty, why did you quit your job in the factory?"

"They are too accurate! ! Last time I loaded gunpowder, it exploded. I fell down after being blown up in the air, but the factory director deducted my salary and said that I didn't work in the air for 6 seconds! "

7. stuttering

Prophets stutter when they are nervous. Once, he led an army to fight the night and found an archer anemic, so he wanted to solve her with a flash of lightning: "flash, flash, flash, flash! Just as the words were finished, six archers fell to the ground and died.

8. ibid

An immortal banshee courted a two-headed ogre and said, "If you don't promise me, I will be the most painful person in the world!" " "

The two-headed ogre said, "If I promise you, the same as above."

9. Damn it!

One night, the prophet left his wolf outside to urinate, and then forgot to let him in while watching TV. When he thought of opening the door, he was startled because his dog was holding his neighbor BM's pig, which was already dead.

"Dead Wolf! Smelly wolf! Bad wolf! ! "After cursing for a while, the prophet calmly thought about what to do.

He was afraid to tell his neighbors, so he decided to clean up the pigs and put them outside BM's base, pretending nothing happened.

So he took the pig to the bathroom and washed the blood and mud off the pig. He washed it repeatedly and washed it four times before it was clean. Then he dried the pig and dressed it up beautifully. It took three hours to finish. Then he took advantage of the night and the strong wind to put the pig outside the base of the BM without anyone knowing.

The next day, when he went out to MF, his neighbor BM stopped him: "Hi! Prophet, last night was a ghost. "

The prophet was so nervous that he sweated and said, "Oh! Is it? What is it? "

"My pig died yesterday morning, I buried it, and this morning I was lying in front of my house as usual. . . "

10. Wedding night

On the first night of their wedding, the night watchman put on a beautiful silk robe and lay in bed in an attractive posture in order to "do things".

But an hour later, the devil still looked out of the window dressed. The night watchman impatiently reminded him, "Why don't you take off your clothes and go to bed?" He replied: "Go to sleep first! Leave me alone, because my mother told me that tonight is the most wonderful night I can see, so now I don't want to waste any second to see the night view. "